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Last online
Yesterday – 3:56am
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5' 6" (1.68m)
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Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, if you think that my profile is far "to long", then chances are that I shall find your 'to' is far too short. It will never work out between us. So please don't waste your time trying to help me by suggesting I shorten my profile (... lol...) .


I have been accused of having a profile which is not 'clear enough'. (Seriously, whatever I do, there's apparently something wrong with my profile all the time.)

So I am now doing my utmost best to be very precise, very descriptive, very transparent:

I am the opposite of everything...


... I am the personification of that word which is at the tip of your tongue, but which you can't ever quite find.

I'm fresh, like the cold side of the pillow in the morning.

I stride in and out of mess with aplomb.

I am one of the few remaining troops who did not succumb to censorship.

I am, according to some, eternal and never-changing, like the Pyramids. (As obscure as this notion sounds, I actually didn't make it up.)

Some pieces of my mind live here:

Recently, in my spare time, I've started teaching maths, because I find that working in only the creative fields can get a touch boring; it leaves half of your brain to the hands of total atrophy, drunk, in a gutter somewhere (the brain - not the body... it only gets more complicated from thereon: a brain on the loose! Oh, no!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
absorbing, extracting, applying.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improvising, finding physical solutions.
Improvising, finding non-physical solutions.

Observing, absorbing, improvising.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm already gone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being" - Milan Kundera (sent to me by six magical fortuities, including the face of a magical tree.)

"The Neverending Story" - Michael Ende. (the book, not the movie - the movie is great, but for kids. The book is for adults who are willing to face their dark sides and... well... work them out.)

"Beer In The Snooker Club" - Waguih Ghali - This is a gem that I found - # a beautifully sarcastic, bitter comedy; a well-written post-colonial book by an Egyptian writer - a one-time wonder - he committed suicide, before gracing our world with any more of his thoughts, but WHAT a wonder!

It's like a slow, sardonic, incredibly funny degustation platter of everything the mid-twentieth century had to offer to someone who strives for freedom from generational and cultural baggage, freedom from what is false, from what is pretentious... It's incredibly subtle, incredibly funny, and laughingly bitter - to the point of deep sadness through tears of laughter:

"Man's Search for Meaning" - Viktor Frankl.
Written by a jewish psychiatrist, who had survived a concentration camp, yet somehow had the grace and professionalism to keep all his observations unbiased. Not much more needs to be said.

"Everything Is Illuminated" = Jonathan Safran Foer. This is definitely a premium book. Although it's really hard for me to imagine how it reads to a non-russian (like 'Clockwork Orange' - cudos to any non-russian-speaking human who has read and absorbed this book!)

This book is so profoundly 'bilingual' - both in its brilliant use of language as well as the humour, style, the juxtapositions of western and eastern-european logic. (Clearly, I am using 'bilingual' in a deeper sense than just the ability to speak and understand two languages: bi-lingual in the emotional sense to the same measure.)

Richard Brautigan - anything at all by Richard Brautigan, because he is a true poet, no matter how messed-up.

"The Little Prince" - Antoine de Saint-Exupery


Walrus, ufomammut, Electric Moon, Dead Kennedys, Cosmic Psychos, Primordial, Tool, Black Lips, Scream'n' Jay Hawkins, Razor, Deep Purple, Black Babbath, Juno Reactor, J.S. Bach, Them Crooked Vultures, KAT, Four Tet, Captain Beefheart, 13th Floor Elevators, Rocky Erickson, Sir General Cloudesley Shovell, Iron Maiden, Alchemist, Nigel Kennedy, some Amon Tobin (the more morbid bits), Testament, Sodom, Carcass, Midnight, Absolum, Penta, Black Sabbath, Pentagram, Muse, QOTSA and Kyuss, Stooges, Manilla Road, Voivod, Kino, Nautiuls Pompilius, Carcass, early (!) Alchemist, early (!) Annihilator, Carcass, Beirut, Cosmos Sound Club, Captain Beefheart, Black Lips, Megadeth, Aesop Rock, Beirut, KOT (Komitet Ohrany Tepla), LowKi, O Paradis, Auktyon, Manfred Mann, Jethro Tull, Norreport, (some) Portishead, the list goes on...
Cinematographic indulgences off the top of my head, and in no particular order:

Bojack Horseman!!

Withnail And I
This Is England
Dogs in Space
Brave Little Toaster (sent to me by the same magical tree)
Everything is Illuminated
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
Brave Little Toaster
Hudson Hawk
most of Tarkovsky
many Russian movies you would probably not know...


As much as this offends fans, causing them to foam at the mouth, I do find 'Star Wars', 'Twin Peaks' and Murakami - only 'not bad'.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
six chances at life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I have observed.

The 'Intrinsic' vs the 'Acquired'
The nature of 'Integrity'


My (and your) entire life has been leading up to THIS momtent...

(and by now - THIS moment...)

So... this very moment - what am I doing (what are you doing) ?



Why are there suddenly so many people from Berlin, viewing and liking my profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I reside inside an organic shell.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to ask me, 'hi how r u?' - I'm great, thank you. There. You don't need to message me now!

And if you do want to write to me with advice on why I should make my profile more laconic, please at least throw in that supplementary 'o' into "to long" (so I can feel I am talking to a person who is patient enough to finish their words, at a minimum).

Please, please don't message me 'telling me about yourself', with boring, trite details of your life - of how you like to eat sushi on Sundays whilst having a laugh, and how secure you are in your successful job, and what kind of house you want to buy in the next five years, or how honest and loyal and motivated you are, and how you like to keep fit. Sigh.

Please just send me something interesting that will keep my mind occupied for a couple of minutes. Much Ta.