My sense of humor ranges from very dark and twisted to puns and one liners. I love laughing and making people laugh. I have two really sweet and beautiful cats, calendar worthy if you ask me. I love music, theater and art. I eat mostly vegetarian, mostly...
My lady is quiet, but adorable. She takes a while to warm up, but once she does - she's hilarious, witty and super sexy.
If you have unresolved issues with your ex, please move on.
Looking for someone to just have some fun, no strings... friendship is definitely an option! Someone secure in themselves who isn't trying to break up a happy home. We are attracted to women of all types, shapes and sizes.