Was rated 8.9/10 in hugs by a panel of 15 independent experts in a blind study conducted in February. Extra mentions were passed on regarding my hug coverage and warmth.

I smile at tiny children and the elderly, especially the elderly because it has been proven that smiling greatly improves muscle elasticity and reduces chances of stroke. I am not just thinking of myself here. I am chock full of empathy and selflessness like one of those bars composed entirely of nuts. Also, I am damn tasty I should add. Thought you might like to know.

My Mum says I am a cool guy and I find it hard to argue with a woman who smokes pot, can recite Jabberwocky and swears like a fucken' sailor.

Flipping tasty burgers by day and flipping burgers by night.
Sometimes I solve mysteries out of a van with a bunch of stoned teenagers on my nights off.

Eating so much food and not gaining any weight and consuming inordinate amounts of media.

Hugz
Stupid feats of useless knowledge recall
Make delicious curries
Drinking ciders
Making out
Seeing over large crowds

The tall skinnyness thing, I'd say. I can usually be spotted easily in crowds because I am generally an entire head above everyone else.

Slaughterhouse Five, Post Office, Saturday Afternoon Fever, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Breakfast of Champions.

Dogtown & Z-boys, The Life Aquatic, Airplane!, Donnie Darko, Dope Sick Love, Up!, Teeth, The Return of the Living Dead, Moonrise Kingdom, Synecdoche, New York, Dr Strangelove, Teeth, Pink Flamingoes, Rushmore, The Room, Happiness, Lost in Translation, Kentucky Fried Movie.

All Neil Young's weirdest/emotional albums, Devo, Dr. Dog, The Who, Best Coast, Little Bobby Dylan and his jaunty and reckless motorcycle love dirges, MC5, Jack White, Zappa/Beefheart, and more!

Laid, Breaking Bad, Louie, Dexter, Girls, King of the Hill, Boardwalk Empire, Bob's Burgers, Freaks and Geeks, Adam Hills in Gordon St Tonight, Embarrassing Bodies, Catfish the TV Show, Daria.

Giant burritos, chicken curries, cashews, peaches, banana smoothies and burgers.

Pens + Paper
A guitar
Cashews
Cider
Internet
Lovely friends

- Why anyone would choose to share their Okcupid profile on Facebook
- Strange adventures I should be having
- Chocolate beers
- What chocolate bar I should buy when I'm at the supermarket
- Assessing whether I can afford to blow off all responsibilities for a day in order to stay in bed and avoid being cold when getting up

Wondering what other people are doing on their Friday night and making up little plays in my head about what I come up with. Usually involves hedonism and later regret.

Sitting in the dark and reading/listening to music/finding the worst possible thing to watch.

When I was a small child I rounded up my younger siblings into a small Militia/3 foot tall organised crime group that controlled the playground with an iron fist. We controlled the black market for sweets and fireworks. Had protection money paid by all the canteen ladies and blew up the vice-principals car for threatening to grass on us.

We were fucking adorable.

Extensive knowledge of Scooby-Doo is a turn on.

If you're into all the same weird shit as I am like casual alcoholism, going to parties and not talking to anyone, awful reality television and strange Youtube videos, sitting in parks, severe whimsy and the American Anthology of Folk Music. Also avoiding all responsibility.

And you enjoy Wes Anderson films and want to fuck me in the butt.

Naked Monopoly optional.