I smile at tiny children and the elderly, especially the elderly because it has been proven that smiling greatly improves muscle elasticity and reduces chances of stroke. I am not just thinking of myself here. I am chock full of empathy and selflessness like one of those bars composed entirely of nuts. Also, I am damn tasty I should add. Thought you might like to know.
My Mum says I am a cool guy and I find it hard to argue with a woman who smokes pot, can recite Jabberwocky and swears like a fucken' sailor.