I am loyal, responsible, and simplistic.
My Self-Summary
I recently earned my degree in
mathematics, and now I'm just
getting into the real world. My friends tell me that I'm a lot of
fun, and I like to believe them. I am working on not being a
cryptic female, but you know how that goes.
Oh yeah, and I'm seeing someone monogamously. Sorry guys.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working at a department store. I hang out with my girl friends.
I karaoke with friends once a week. That has been very rewarding.
Recently I've been figuring out a lot about myself and what I'd
like (and dislike) in a partner. I make people happy!
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at math. That makes me a good problem solver. Which
means that I have
logic on my side. Which implies that I
have struggles in my mind between logic and emotions because I am a
woman.
I'm particularly good at Sudoku (and other logic) puzzles and
looking good in an apron. I am good at second guessing, listening,
and talking about nonsense. I am also good at drinking a bit and
then getting sober real fast. I also approach strangers well. This
sounds like my resume minus the drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
People generally notice my curly hair, my kicking bod, or perhaps
my happy disposition.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: I prefer fiction novels. I'm currently reading The Secret
Language of Birthdays.. and will continue to do so for a long time!
Slaughter-House Five, John Grisham books, To Kill A
Mockingbird.
Movies: Moulin Rouge!, Sandra Bullock movies, V for Vendetta, The
Dark Knight. I love watching Scrubs, although it's not a
movie.
Music:
Sufjan
Stevens, Phantom Planet, Sugarcult, Muse,
Ben Folds, Hot Hot Heat,
Coldplay, The All-American Rejects, Jimmy Eat World, Belle and
Sebastian, Fall Out Boy, John Mayer, Counting Crows, Stereophonics,
Plain White T's, Kelly Clarkson, The Postal Service, Remy Zero,
The Beatles,
Led Zeppelin,
Jason
Mraz (especially before he started getting overplayed on the
radio), The White Stripes, Jack's Mannequin, Augustana, Cartel, The
Decemberists, Bowling For Soup, Jeff Buckley, Kt Tunstall, The New
Pornographers, Sugarland
Food:
Vegetarian!
Quotes:
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the
arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad
company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink,
drink in the moments that take your breath away. "
-- Hitch
The six things I could never do without
1. Good company, be it a good book or a good friend.
2. Chap stick/lotion. Chapped skin is never fun.
3. A toothbrush. I used to have an unhealthy obsession with
brushing my teeth.
4. Toothpaste. It's like peanut butter and jelly.
5. My vision. So I would either need my glasses or my contacts and
solution! Sunglasses would be preferable.
6. A pet! I currently have dogs, but I would love a cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I shouldn't be thinking about; but really, is there a limit
to what one should think about?
I really like 5 digit numbers in the form of XX0X0. For example,
the zip code for Helena, Alabama is 35080 and I love it!
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working Friday night, then I'm going to bed early
because I'm opening Saturday morning. Boo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I didn't know until recently that soy raised estrogen levels in
men. That answered many questions about male (soy-eating)
vegetarians.
And if I lived in New York City I would totally be hanging out with
second_phoenix .
You should message me if
Deal-Breakers
1. I will not date a smoker. I will harass a smoker to quit
constantly. This has happened a few times and it's not worth it.
The same with other addictions.
2. I absolutely will not date a cheater. Been there, done that, got
tested.
3. If you lie to me, I will end it. No exceptions. I NEED
honesty.
4. I don't want a long distance relationship. I've had one and so
many things get lost. It's not worth it. Long distance qualifies as
more than 45 minutes away.
5. If you must be with someone who is religious, then don't waste
your time on me. I am fine with religious people. I do not push my
values, and I expect the same in return.
Perks (have no canceling effect):
1. You have curly hair.
2. You're a vegetarian AND your estrogen levels aren't higher than
mine.
3. You want to talk math. Actually, I'm tired of that. We could
discuss an appreciation of it, but I don't really want to talk
math.
4. You score well (>88%) on my MatchMe test. Seriously, everyone
should take it.