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witte_tanden

23 Sacramento, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 20
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make stuff up.
What I’m doing with my life
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SLO native who arrived in Sac by way of UC Davis. I do theater work for local companies which is super exciting, and I do data entry which is as exciting as it sounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I have an approximate knowledge of many things." I know very little about a lot of things, which makes me sometimes extraordinary at trivia. A very useful skill. Occasionally. I don't know if I used enough quantifiers in this paragraph.

I'm good enough with a camera that people contact me when they need shots taken, but not good enough to ask for money. I can usually produce some nice work, I think I owe it too playing too much pokemon snap as a child.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People often ask me, "do you know you have very blue eyes?" My inner amnesiac is always shocked. Just shocked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I have seen more Queen Latifah movies than Meryl Streep movies. This is a true fact that is in no way reflective of the movies I watch.

Music: I love making mix cds for friends. I enjoy most of the bands people list when they're pretending to be indie - Phoenix, Passion Pit, Tegan & Sara, Florence + the Machine, Faded Paper Figures, Tally Hall, Vampire Weekend, Vacationer

Shows: Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, Archer, Adventure Time, House of Cards, Broadchurch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Stage
My Camera
My Notebook
Air Conditioning
Other People
Inspiration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis actually throws parties for the sole purpose of talking about yogurt and being regular.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I recently started running a spy themed table-top rpg for some friends. Their first mission involved stopping Extremist Alaskan Separationists from returning Alaska to Russia after stealing Siward's proof of purchase. Not because their plan would work, but because the US government didn't want to be embarrassed in front of Russia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I also have a strange affinity for being in large crowds. Farmers' markets, music festivals, large events, something about being surrounded by people and overhearing bits of conversations and the general hubbub is my favorite
You should message me if
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Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
If you just can't enjoy listening to Mumford & Sons no matter how hard you try
If you're very bored
If you have Ronald Reagan in your basement.