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22 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 20
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is the part where I try to sounds ten times more interesting than I actually am. Let's just say I once flew a biplane over the forested hills of Peru, only to crash into an ancient ruin from which I had to trek over two hundred miles to civilization. With only a bottle of diet coke and a packet of gummy bears for sustenance, I had to hunt and capture wild game.

I also have a habit of making things up. I promise I'll stop.
I live in Sac, I try to be artsy, I like sharing music, telling stories, playing games, and spending time in airports.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to figure out how to make a bingo hall turn into a doctor's office in less then thirty seconds.

I'm returning to my (ancient) Latin roots and finding the proper pronunciation of words like "a priori" when all I really remember for the language is how to say the dog is on the street.

Also spending every night peeling paint of my fingernails.

This is all an elaborate way of saying I'm working with a theater company in Sac.
I’m really good at
"I have an approximate knowledge of many things." I know very little about a lot of things, which makes me sometimes extraordinary at trivia. A very useful skill. Occasionally. I don't know if I used enough quantifiers in this paragraph.

I take a lot of photos of theater productions. People like my work so I keep doing it. I swear my camera does most of the work. But it's certainly a thrill when you know you've got a great shot. I owe it all to pokemon snap. Three Laprases center frame, that's where it's at. WONDERFUL!
The first things people usually notice about me
People often ask me, "do you know you have very blue eyes?" My inner amnesiac is always shocked. Just shocked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I realize I have seen more Queen Latifah movies than Meryl Streep movies. Take that as you will. Specific favorites include Mother (I swear, if you've this movie and can freak out about it with me, we're going to be best friends), Children of Men, Lilo & Stitch, and The Descendants.
I try to watch every movie nominated for best picture. It doesn't always work because life and money.

Music: I love making mix cds for friends. I enjoy most of the bands people list when they're pretending to be indie - Phoenix, Passion Pit, Franz Ferdinand, Florence + the Machine, Faded Paper Figures, Tally Hall, Vampire Weekend. NPR has led me to Alt-J and Bastille, who I do enjoy.

Books: This is How You Die, World War Z, 13 Rue Therese, Griffin & Sabine: An Extraordinary Correspondence, Scott Pilgrim. Plays are where my main passion is though :D

Food: My favorite food is always what somebody else orders. Somehow it always looks tastier than what I have. Food envy. I'm a adventurous eater but favorites are shave ice, breadsricks, homemade red lobster biscuits, anything from my slow cooker, pumpkin pie, anything cooked by a grandma.

Shows: I used to not watch shows. Then I got Netflix. Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, Archer, Adventure Time. HOUSE OF CARDS (I like to pretend I was named after Kevin Spacey. I wasn't. Ask and I'll let you know the dissapointing truth.), Orange is the New Black. Good stuff.

I play videogames, but time and money serve as constraints.
Currently playing: Civilization V, Katamari Forever, Last of Us, Animal Crossing New Leaf
Come visit my Animal Crossing town! I have an orchard of perfect peaches and I swear a posh gay gazelle.
The six things I could never do without
Pillow Cases
Fake Cursive Word Processor Fonts

But what if those were my real answers? What kind of person would I be?

If you want a real answer, the tools of my trade I guess
The stage
My camera
My director's journal
Other people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis actually throws parties for the sole purpose of talking about yogurt and being regular.
On a typical Friday night I am
rehearsing rehearsing rehearsing. Or maybe I'm attempting to write and judging every single word.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My username is an obscure reference to a play I worked on. Get the reference, earn mega points. Cash in points at ticket counter for amazing prizes!

I also have a strange affinity for being in large crowds. Farmers' markets, music festivals, large events, something about being surrounded by people and overhearing bits of conversations and the general hubbub is enjoyable.

But dude I'm telling you, I think they have a lava lamp at the prize counter. You only need 500 tickets and it would look so sick in your kitchen.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you enjoy my ramblings and would like longer, personal rambling messages. Maybe you and I can bond over some shared interest, or you see something here that can spark a conversation. It'll be fun!