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23 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the type of person who makes things up.
What I’m doing with my life
I do theater work and try to write plays
I’m really good at
"I have an approximate knowledge of many things." I know very little about a lot of things, which makes me sometimes extraordinary at trivia. A very useful skill. Occasionally. I don't know if I used enough quantifiers in this paragraph.

I take a lot of photos of theater productions. People like my work so I keep doing it. I swear my camera does most of the work. But it's certainly a thrill when you know you've got a great shot. I think I owe everything to Pokemon Snap.
The first things people usually notice about me
People often ask me, "do you know you have very blue eyes?" My inner amnesiac is always shocked. Just shocked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I have seen more Queen Latifah movies than Meryl Streep movies. This is a true fact that is in no way reflective of the movies I watch.

Music: I love making mix cds for friends. I enjoy most of the bands people list when they're pretending to be indie - Phoenix, Passion Pit, Franz Ferdinand, Florence + the Machine, Faded Paper Figures, Tally Hall, Vampire Weekend, and if you wanna get real hipster there's Vacationer or Kishi Bashi.

Shows: I used to not watch shows. Then I got Netflix. Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, Archer, Adventure Time. HOUSE OF CARDS
The six things I could never do without
The stage
My camera
My director's journal
Other people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis actually throws parties for the sole purpose of talking about yogurt and being regular.
On a typical Friday night I am
rehearsing rehearsing rehearsing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My username is an obscure reference to a play I worked on. Get the reference, earn mega points. Cash in points at ticket counter for amazing prizes!

I also have a strange affinity for being in large crowds. Farmers' markets, music festivals, large events, something about being surrounded by people and overhearing bits of conversations and the general hubbub is enjoyable.

But dude I'm telling you, I think they have a lava lamp at the prize counter. You only need 500 tickets and it would look so sick in your kitchen.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
No, not really.
Is there anything else to put here other than "if you want me to message you back?"
Also call me Kevin.