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witte_tanden

23 Sacramento, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 8
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the type of person who makes things up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do theater work and try to write plays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I have an approximate knowledge of many things." I know very little about a lot of things, which makes me sometimes extraordinary at trivia. A very useful skill. Occasionally. I don't know if I used enough quantifiers in this paragraph.

I take a lot of photos of theater productions. People like my work so I keep doing it. I swear my camera does most of the work. But it's certainly a thrill when you know you've got a great shot. I think I owe everything to Pokemon Snap.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People often ask me, "do you know you have very blue eyes?" My inner amnesiac is always shocked. Just shocked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I have seen more Queen Latifah movies than Meryl Streep movies. This is a true fact that is in no way reflective of the movies I watch.

Music: I love making mix cds for friends. I enjoy most of the bands people list when they're pretending to be indie - Phoenix, Passion Pit, Franz Ferdinand, Florence + the Machine, Faded Paper Figures, Tally Hall, Vampire Weekend, and if you wanna get real hipster there's Vacationer or Kishi Bashi.

Shows: I used to not watch shows. Then I got Netflix. Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, Archer, Adventure Time. HOUSE OF CARDS
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Stage
My camera
My Noteboook
Air Conditioning
Other People
Inspiration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis actually throws parties for the sole purpose of talking about yogurt and being regular.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Too often I'm rehearsing. But when I'm free, I love hitting up Midtown or staying home and playing smash bros with some mates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My username is an obscure reference to a play I worked on. Get the reference, earn mega points. Cash in points at ticket counter for amazing prizes!

I also have a strange affinity for being in large crowds. Farmers' markets, music festivals, large events, something about being surrounded by people and overhearing bits of conversations and the general hubbub is enjoyable.

But dude I'm telling you, I think they have a lava lamp at the prize counter. You only need 500 tickets and it would look so sick in your kitchen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
If the hemispheres are aligned.
Is there anything else to put here other than "if you want me to message you back?"
Also call me Kevin.