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wittensdog

27 M Lexington, KY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
I'm finishing a PhD in theoretical physics. (No, I don't watch "The Big Bang Theory"--physics is not like that.) When I grow up in a year or so, I intend to be a college professor. While I would prefer to work at a small school, I will probably just end up at any place that's willing to pay me a little money to talk toward sleepy and disinterested students.
I’m really good at
self-deprecation. Aw, who am I kidding? I'm shit at that, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
My brains, when they notice me. (NOTE: for the purposes of answering this question, I am assuming there was a zombie apocalypse and I have survived as a human)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Skip this section. It's all popular stuff, and for all you know I just copied and pasted things from other pages.

Books: I like to read. I think my favorite fiction authors are Vonnegut, Murakami, Coetzee, Marquez, and Adams. I also like Eugenides, Atwood, and McEwan. I am forever over Palahniuk, Easton Ellis, and Stephenson (UGH). Speculative fiction is dear to me (e.g. Heinlein, Asimov, Jordan, Rizzle Razzle Martin). I also really like short pieces, like things by Gaiman and Sedaris. Taking a break from nonfiction to do the fiction thing for now.

Movies: I like movies that cause me to feel joy, sadness, surprise, fear, occasionally anger or disgust, or any combination thereof. There's no favorite esoteric genre, get that bullshit away from me.

TV: I watch a lot of television. It's a problem. I can't list all of my favorites. Some ongoing favorites are Mad Men, QI, True Detective, The Daily Show, Rupaul's Drag Race, Sherlock, Adventure Time, and Community. Shows I'm still watching because I have a problem include True Blood, The Venture Brothers, and The Walking Dead.
Shows that have ended but I still love them include Breaking Bad, BSG, Pushing Daisies, The X Files, Six Feet Under, Futurama, Arrested Development, Lost, Farscape, The Wire, Firefly, Home Movies, and looots of British stuff.

Music: Ooh, out-esoteric me. I really only listen to that dial-up modem sound from back in the day, slowed down and mixed with clips of infomercials.

Not really. If you have something good, tell me about it so I can hear it. I like Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, The Tallest Man on Earth, Joanna Newsom, Interpol, and Radiohead.

Food: I like food from (country/region) that has restaurants near me. NOT Korean. Sorry, both Koreas; it's just not good enough to keep me coming back. Nothing personal. (UPDATE: I'm getting hate...look, I've had two dishes that I liked and two dishes that I didn't. I'm not making a claim as to the absolutely yumminess of a nation's cuisine, I can only speak for my preferences. Don't tell me how good your favorite dish is, I believe you. But from my very small sample size, Korean cuisine is batting .500--I feel it dishonest to pretend like those are passing marks in this instance.)
The six things I could never do without
Puzzles to solve. Internet to learn. Media to consume. Goals to accomplish. Nemesis to vanquish. (Seriously, I need a new nemesis. Apply via message.) (Also, six is a strange number. It's divisible by 2 and 3, but I don't think that's relevant here. It's a perfect number, too, but I don't know.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
puzzles, science, fiction, and film. And food.
o_O Oddly enough, every possible pairing of those things.

I think a lot about how to be the best parent. That's a lot of constant pressure.

I also think about my job, so that's black holes, extra dimensions, and time travel.

I'm trying to overcome the butthole scientist in me and learn to be interested in new topics. I've found gender studies to be interesting. Next up, who knows?
On a typical Friday night I am
babysitting :| Occasionally I will be doing actual research. I would LIKE to be at a bar or grabbing dinner and a movie with friends. Let's DO this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a problem when it seems like other people are trying too hard. It doesn't happen all the time, but on occasion it is unbearable. The things people write on their OKC profiles to sound interesting? The way that guys and gals will flirt with each other and try SO HARD? It makes me uncomfortable.

I have this condition where I will tell you anything you want to know.

I have an easier time overlooking idiotic flaws in attractive persons. Oops.

I really wish I were the smartest. I just want to know everything. Maybe you could tell me part of it?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to be friends. I swear that I am an OK guy. I just don't really get to meet new people and want to grab a few drinks.

you like things that I like.

you think it is acceptable that gay and lesbian couples can have children and that creationism has no place in science classrooms.

you can teach me something. Art or politics or philosophy or opera or sociology--just drop some knowledge.