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witty14you

29 Benicia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a cool dude looking for a cool woman. Right now I'm on a food regime and exercising like a boss, saving up money to either buy a new car, motorcycle, or pay off all of my student debt. Or some combination thereof. I like to chide people, I really like food (I can list items I won't eat on one hand), and I dig a woman that knows what she wants.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working full time as a veterinary technician assistant, getting back into working out and exercising, and I'm working on getting into a career that utilizes my degree.

I got my degree in Criminology and Criminal Justice Studies and I'm working on becoming a police dispatcher. Who ya GONNA call? Might be me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
News, politics, law, and any debate related therein. Want to talk Econ?

I'm constantly helping people with electronics (I built my own computer), I can troubleshoot your computer problems with ease, and I'm pretty good at getting back into exercise once I've fallen off the boat so to speak. I think I'm really good at over analyzing stuff. For example, right now I'm having a hard time figuring out what I'm really good at because I keep wondering what the ultimate goal of this section is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my hair. I started to bald in middle school and it's left me with a heart on the back of my head as well as an Italian boot going down the front right side of my head. I typically just tell people it's from a knife fight.

Outside of that, I can be smart when I want to and genetics bestowed upon me an insatiable metabolism. I really do eat more than I should be able to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, The Windup Girl, Foundation Series, Taliban, Broken Girls, etc.

Movies: Waltz With Bashir, Children of Men, Blade Runner, Walle, Looper, Bridesmaids, Pitch Perfect, Galaxy Quest, Love Actually, Super Troopers, Knocked Up, Up, Big Hero 6, Finding Nemo, Silver Linings Playbook

Shows: Not a lot. Just don't have the time. Daily Show. GoT. Breaking Bad. Better Call Saul.

Food: Italian, Doughnuts, Swedish Meatballs, Mexican, Sushi, I can honestly eat anything. One of my nicknames is "the human garbage disposal."

Music: The National, Queens of the Stone Age, NiN, Radiohead, Santigold, Telepopmusik, Tiesto, Jon Hopkins, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Gorillaz, The Neighborhood, Arcade Fire, Explosions in the Sky, Max Richter and his recomposition of Vivaldi, and much much more. The only genre's I have any trouble with at all are country and rap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family
Internet. It's how I get music and news.
Breakfast. Best meal of the day.
Doughnuts/Coffee
That feeling you get when you're outside, it's quiet, and the air is crisp as you breathe it in
Laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about the last movie I've seen, how well my job hunt is going, what food I need to cook, doing my relentless laundry (I have to clean my laundry weekly, scrubs for work), and what makes me happy. Like Mac n Cheese from Homeroom.

I also think about where I'll be in a year, how much I've grown as a person over the last three, and where I want to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.

I work swing shift Friday through Monday. My friday is actually Monday night/Tuesday morning at 1am. At that point I just head home, make myself a nice dinner, and relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think In Rainbows is the best Radiohead album.
You should message me if
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You've got your shit together
You're ok with me being sarcastic and a smart ass
You try to exercise/stay fit
You're ok with my work schedule
You're awesome