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wittyepithet

27 M Memphis, TN

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Doug. I am pleased to meet you.

I am not single, and I am not here looking for someone better.

I am not a native Memphian, but I consider it home. I've lived in this city longer than any other. In August of 2013, I gave away almost everything I owned and drove out to LA. I stayed there for six months and now I am back.

I recently met a really cool woman that 'll be spending a lot of my time with. That's right, I'm taken, and we're going with the monogamous approach.

I am an actor with a BFA in Theatre from the University of Memphis.

I am interested in anything people know very little about. I am one of those people that appears smart because of all the obscure knowledge I have, but in actuality I just like studying obscure things. I am enough of a nerd to like the random article button on Wikipedia.

I would like to think that I am more interesting than the average person, but that doesn't mean that I am. However, I find myself extraordinarily fascinating and if you give me the time you will probably think of me as (at the very least) amusing.

I once spent a semester in Arezzo, Italy studying commedia dell'arte, character mask, mime, clown and philosophy.

I like everybody in some way. Some people I just like more then others.

I am doing a show...somewhere. It seems that I always am.

I've lived in nine towns and cities. That's not enough.

I tell bad jokes. Very bad.

I love to cook. I just don't always have the time.

I still daydream at least once a day.

I get deja vu a lot.

No one knows every one of my secrets.

I don't really know all my siblings. I am the middle child of seven kids.

I am quickly losing contact with many good friends.

I ramble.

I am attentive, forgiving, and theatrical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to L.A. because a friend of mine sent me a message that read, "Hey, wanna move to Cali with me?" That's a good indicator of the kind of person I am.

Hopefully, I will attend grad school for a Master's in acting or physical theatre. More recently I have started leaning towards physical theatre. I have also thought of going as far as getting a doctorate in dramaturgy, but I doubt I will do that(mostly because I had a professor named Dr. Doug and he is not the person I want to model myself after). I really want to spend several years acting wherever I am asked to be then settle down at a college or conservatory and teach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting and directing and teaching. I have been in or directed more shows then I can recall.

Mask-making and stilt-walking. I started making masks in 2007 and have since found that I love it and that I am really good at it. I currently make papier mache masks, and recently I learned how to make them in latex. I really want to get into leather though. I started stilt-walking when I was thirteen. I will work for commission to make you a mask, or I can send you pictures of designs that I have and you can buy one of those.

Magic: The Gathering particularly limited formats. I play competitively on a regular basis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am usually well dressed. I prefer shirts with a collar, and I like to look nice. Of course, I still wear jeans and a t-shirt, but I take care not to wear a black belt with brown boots.

Some people notice my eyes first. I get compliments on them.

Some people notice how carefree I am.

A lot of times my first impression is made on stage. I have had people come up to me and ask me to do a voice that I did on stage or repeat an accent or line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. Everything from Shakespeare to Tolkien. I love some Anton Chekhov, Sarah Ruhl, Arthur Miller, Tom Stoppard, Harold Pinter, John Grisham (especially his non-law books), Hemingway (I like his short stories most), Tennessee Williams, the list goes on. Hell, those were mostly playwrights.

I love all movies. I am a sucker for the classics. Black and white does not mean classic. And I cried when they shot Ol' Yeller(So did you). I haven't been out to see many films recently. IM me if you want to help me rectify this.

I am very eclectic in the music department. I love classic rock, the British Invasion, alternative rock, blues, jazz, and many punk bands as influential as the bands in the Invasion. Folk such as Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Don McLean, Joan Baez, and Van Morrison. Johnny Cash, Elvis and Buddy Holly. Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin, CCR, Bob Marley, Queen, The Doors, and many other groups of less importance and talent. I once got to see Jerry Lee Lewis and Aretha Franklin one after the other on the same stage.

I eat a bit of everything. If you let me into your kitchen I can almost guarantee you that you will be well fed. I make a mean chili, a braise that would make your grandma proud and a raspberry cheesecake that makes you want to get up and slap your momma (but I don't condone such behavior).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faith. That I would have to explain in more detail then I can possibly fit here.

Friends and Family. I consider my friends an extension of my family. I will go to great lengths to aid anyone that I love.

A Stage. I perform for the love of entertainment, art, and knowledge. Without somewhere to perform, I would not be able to live as I wish.

An Audience. What is the use of playing in the largest theatre when no one can take in the message.

Love. Again, this takes too much room to explain.

Strangers. I love to make new friends and I often strike up conversations with complete strangers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theology, acting, writing, friends, family. Where rent is coming from next month. Where I am going to grad school. Whether or not my masks can compete on the already established market. I could go on for ages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rehearsing, performing, or attending a cast party. My Fridays have not been typical since arriving in California and I am looking for a new normal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy pegging.
You should message me if
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You are moderately good at tennis and want to play.

You are a bad golfer and want to play(and loan me clubs, I gave mine away when I went to LA).

You can teach me how to ride a unicycle.

You have juggling pins you can let me borrow.

You're interested in swapping books or movies.

You need someone to talk to.

If you play Magic: the Gathering or want to get rid of your old cards I'm interested.