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wittynoun

27 / M / Straight / Single

Bryan, Texas

His Details

Last Online
May 18
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Pleasure to meet you, my name is Mike.

I've lived here in B/CS since I was 5 years old, with the exception of some recent time I spent overseas. I enjoy the area but I wouldn't say I'm tied to it.

I work as a Systems Administrator for a government contractor and have worked in IT for the last decade. When I'm not working I enjoy weight training and running (currently training for the Austin Tough Mudder in April) or going out with friends and having a few beers.

Recently I've gotten into motorcycles and just purchased my first cruiser. Definitely looking forward to some warmer weather.
I’m really good at
Delivering devastatingly witty retorts a few minutes after the moment has passed. Fixing things. Hugging strangers late into a night of drinking.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Reddit
Fireman's #4
Drunken adventures
Audible
Weightlifting
On a typical Friday night I am
Almost certainly with friends. This could mean a mellow evening at someone's house, the movies, a bar, working in someone's garage, boardgames, themed parties or any number of other possibilities.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You'd like to chit-chat or try and scam a free dinner out of me.