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wittys

53 Providence, RI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 44–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My life is pretty simple...in a good way! I live on a steady diet of "sense a' humor" club sandwiches...ingredients include;

SENSE A' HUMOR
Love your neighbor as you love yourself.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Give what you can, help when you can.
Love animals.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
SENSE A' HUMOR
Don't cry over spilt milk.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Judge not; lest ye be judged.
Faith in God.
Show empathy and compassion.
SENSE A' HUMOR

Hmm....If you were to order my sandwich in a restaurant, what do you think a good name would be??
Condiments can vary depending on one's life...we can compare recipes !
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for someone to share it with!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting a laugh !
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my blue eyes..then personality..then, sense of humor. Although on a good day, it'll be my sense a' humor first! Ha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Read any magazine within my line of sight...little articles that are kinda informative...don't remember the last time I read a novel, just books and magazines on science and technology and real stuff like that...even cosmo has some good stuff in it!! As far as movies go, I like typical guy movies..especially action and martial arts-like Rush Hour with Jackie Chan and Die Hard..but that doesn't mean I don't like a good drama now and then....and I do like psychological thrillers, but "falling in love" movies, you know what I'm talking about-"chick flicks".. forget it! But MAYBE if I had someone to watch it with..it doesn't seem like it would be THAT bad, but maybe that's just a no-brainer-I mean, what guy(or girl) wants to watch a love movie all alone? Much more fun (and cozy) TOGETHER.......
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of humor X 5 = 5 things I could never do without.
#6 is my Faith in God !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the world came to be. At every sign of life I see, from an ant crawling on the ground to a mother holding her baby.....must be intelligent design ! I can't believe this world just "happened"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making coffee and warming up my DVR !
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't usually talk about my privates !
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't take life way too seriously..if you think a pie in the face is funny, let's chat..but first let me ask this, would you still find it funny if it's in your face?? ...now there's someone with a sense of humor! Waddaya mean "Don't forget the whipped cream" ??!!