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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 19
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a simple man who enjoys breakfast foods, high-quality beer, and the oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just saving the Earth one day at a time working in an architectural salvage yard. I hope to return to school to finish out my plans of world domination (who knew you need a degree in that industry?).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Making people laugh. At me or with me makes no difference, I'm not in it for the dignity.

• Partying: you're welcome.

• Making lists. Seriously, I have a hard time staying focused without one so I've gotten really good at having them everywhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glorious flowing locks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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• Infinite Jest.
• The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
• High fantasy and sci-fi

The collective works of Mel Brooks, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Werner Herzog and Ridley Scott.

I really do just enjoy most music. There are exceptions in every genre save one: New Age. All New Age music is crap.

• AMC programming.
• Adult Swim programming.
• Hannibal
• HBO programming.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Paper.
• Pens.
• Some form of vision correction. I'm blind otherwise.
• Fire.
• Oxygen.
• Tacos!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. That shit is huge. Seriously, think about how much there is and how much you take up. Oh, and new ways to save the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have typical Friday nights but Netflix and a good glass of whiskey goes a long way.
You should message me if
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Any of my profile seems interesting to you. I feel like this section is redundant. I'm not sure what else I could put here to encourage you to message me if nothin else has.