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wizard_rodeo

30 F Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I notice God on my kitchen table. Silently and with great apprehension I brush up against the imitation wood, and unconvinced of its composition and strength, I rest both palms on the table; positioned delicately on either side of this omniscient apparition before me.

The smell of wheat, spiced meats and the subtle aroma of a freshly sliced tomato surround me - pull me - into God's divine ambiance. Hunger steeped within me, I begin to feel frustration at this unknowable purpose. What was this surreal message laid out before me, contained within beautiful slices of bread?

Furrowing my brow, I take God into my hands. I feel my eyes welling up with the regret of what was to come, but the tears cannot detract from my purpose. I bite into God's piquant flesh. I weep.

I fall to my knees; lost.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing a modern rock opera about an anthropomorphic pizza.

During most weekday hours I'm an HR necromancer at a spooky office graveyard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel uncomfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair color has dramatically changed since the last meeting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down, No One Belongs Here More Than You, and the entire Dune series.

Movies: I'm a sucker for over-the-top horror flicks and godawful action movies. I also appreciate deep and emotionally evoking films too, but they're not nearly as much fun to watch as I shovel an entire dairy-free pizza down my gullet.

TV: Parks and Recreation. Adventure Time. True Detective.

Music: Washed Out, Wild Nothing, Kisses, Chelsea Wolfe, Austra, Wye Oak, Active Child, Purity Ring, STRFKR, Beirut, Daughter, Bat for Lashes; this list goes on ad infinitum

Food: Pad see-ew, pho, Doro wot, tempura udon, almond milk ice cream, and pretty much anything made with cashews.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My skeleton
Adventures
Non-dairy options
Predatory animals
Certain bugs
Mouths
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Infectious diseases. Color schemes. Tiny animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Obsessing over existential panacea. Just kidding, probably telling random people facts about snake copulation and/or the evolution of the primate phallus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once broke into an abandoned house and looted a terrifying wooden cat carving. I am also afraid of horseshoe crabs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're liberal.
You're a feminist.
You think that skull wizardry is or should be a valid school of magic(k).
You're not an albatross.