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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 8
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
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first, i guess i have to say i'm extremely passionate about local music. in this town i've been involved in practically every aspect...touring nationally, booking, recording, promoting, owning a small label, etc. nothing fills me with more joy than when friends of mine release a great record.
(maybe that came off sounding a bit like bragging...)
i really love there's that as well...

....fuck it. lets make a pillow/blanket fort, get stoned, and watch netflix.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in the dying industry of printing and mailing. Running a booking company on the side. Playing in a band. And trying to make it big as an Andy Williams impersonator...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well....damn....being a nice person, I guess...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes....and sometimes facial hair...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Bukowski, Faulkner, Camus, Gibran, Burgess, Flannery O' name a few...
Music - The Fall, Delta Spirit, Ween, Dead Milkmen, The Shivas, Fleet Foxes, The Cramps, Hampton Grease Band, The Hugs, Why?, The Walkmen, Deer Tick, A Happy Death, The Frogs, sexywaterspiders, Broken Social Scene, Tame Impala, Tienanmen Bear, Slick Rick, Butthole Surfers, The Autonomics, New York Rifles, Rum Rebellion, Frightened Rabbit, Slutty Hearts, Bubble Cats, Cold War Kids....well, kinda anything that isn't terrible shit.
Movies - Shit, I dunno. Watch one with me and I'll let you know if I like it...

THE SIMPSONS (seasons one through twelve, to be specific.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
A job
More cigarettes..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can make the lives of those around me more pleasant. (I'm a what?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show/going to a show/drinking at a show. If there isn't a show, I'm probably netflixin' with my cat..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a third nipple. And this one time I met my real mom on the Dr. Phil show....
Also, I have watched all of Grey's Anatomy....I know, I know..
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