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wizardboots

28 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
fun fact: take a pen with a light magnet on it to move hair from my head to my chin...or visa versa! (well, that's not so much a fact as it is a lie...)

....fuck it. lets make a pillow/blanket fort, get stoned, and watch netflix.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the dying industry of printing and mailing. Playing in a band. And trying to make it big as an Andy Williams impersonator...
I’m really good at
Well....damn....being a nice person, I guess...
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes....and sometimes facial hair...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Bukowski, Faulkner, Camus, Gibran, Burgess, Flannery O'Conner...to name a few...
Music - The Fall, Delta Spirit, Ween, Dead Milkmen, The Shivas, Fleet Foxes, The Cramps, Hampton Grease Band, The Hugs, Why?, The Walkmen, Deer Tick, A Happy Death, The Frogs, sexywaterspiders, Broken Social Scene, Tame Impala, Tienanmen Bear, Slick Rick, Butthole Surfers, The Autonomics, New York Rifles, Rum Rebellion, Frightened Rabbit, Slutty Hearts, Bubble Cats, Cold War Kids....well, kinda anything that isn't terrible shit.
Movies - Shit, I dunno. Watch one with me and I'll let you know if I like it...

THE SIMPSONS (seasons one through twelve, to be specific.)
The six things I could never do without
My cat
Cigarettes
A job
Affection
More cigarettes..
+
Weed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make the lives of those around me more pleasant. (I'm a people-pleaser...so what?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a show/going to a show/drinking at a show. If there isn't a show, I'm probably netflixin' with my cat..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a third nipple. And this one time I met my real mom on the Dr. Phil show....
Also, I have watched all of Grey's Anatomy....I know, I know..
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
....you can think of a reason to.