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wjhr420

24 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
They ask me what I do and who I do it for, and how I come up with this shit inside the studio...

We're looking for a lady to be involved with either once or on an ongoing basis. We're probably the coolest couple in any universe that we know of so you should likely message us.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream.
I’m really good at
Being awesome. Also, tetris.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that when we're within 10 feet of each other, antennae rise from the tops of our heads and lightning bolts emanate from them to form an eye that is the embodiment of an omnipotent being whose motivations are as capricious as they are nebulous.
The six things I could never do without
1. Cigarettes
2. Cheese
3. Coffee
4. A suprachiasmatic nucleus
5. Designer lederhosen
6. A 1:500 remote control, scale replica of the Hindenberg
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is Dr. Pepper Mr. Pibb's advisor?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We are aspiring cat model tiger parents, and one of us is an aspiring voice actor. Also, neither of us is actually human--we are holograms being broadcast to earth by a race of bodiless aliens called Tralfamadorians. Did you know that Tupac and Elivs are Tralfamadorians? They didn't die--they entered a chrono-synclastic infundibulum. They appear on the asteroid SETI 672 NebulonIII and remain for 11 months and 29 days each year. They appear on the corner of Lamar and 6th (do they even intersect?) for the remainder of the year. We have come to town to catch a glimpse. They also appear more frequently when we have threesomes.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to have a threesome and you have lady parts.