I don't really comprehend many of the generic things peopled say on here like "I don't take myself too seriously"... but sure, why not? Or "I live my life to the fullest". Who lives their life to the emptiest? No one is sitting on here talking about their anger management issues, or their stint in drug rehab...(neither of those apply to me in case you were wondering)
When picking pictures I made sure to pick the following...
One with a dog (Newton isn't mine, so if you are just here for the dog click along)
One at a wedding.
One Halloween picture.
One shameless bathroom selfie
A few randoms including one in nature, one imitating an 90's safety photo, one in a prop filled photo booth, one sharing a men's bathroom with a teddy bear, and the essential formalwear picture...and lastly I couldn't find one of me staring into the distance in deep thought so I chose staring down a turkey's ass...how cliche of me.
Before I finish I should answer some questions about life and love so the "staff robot" can formulaically assign a percent to how much we should like each other.
At this point you've seen a still of me about to get to third base with a turkey, but you don't know my name...I'm Stuart by the way.
But in all reality. I live life to the fullest. I smile big, laugh hard and sometimes fall hard, but when I do I always jump back up. I don't understand people who have their "nice sneakers". Isn't the point of sneakers to live life in them. I have dress shoes to look nice, and sneakers to live life in. Granted my dress shoes also look like I've lived in them as well, but being my shoes is a hard job.
If you are still here you should probably scroll down to read more...the following questions (as you know because you did this too) are a little more specific.