When picking pictures I made sure to pick the following...
One of professional quality (a friend of mine is a photographer and wanted to shoot me for her postcard...I just laughed and drank beer the whole time)
One with a dog (Newton isn't mine but he is my only nephew, so if you are just here for the dog click along)
One at a wedding.
A few randoms including one in nature, one imitating an 90's safety photo, one sharing a men's bathroom with a teddy bear, and the essential formalwear picture...and lastly I couldn't find one of me staring into the distance in deep thought so I chose staring down a turkey's ass...how cliche of me.
Before I finish I should answer some questions about life and love so the "staff robot" can formulaically assign a percent to how much we should like each other.
At this point you've seen a still of me about to get to third base with a turkey, but you don't know my name...I'm Stuart by the way.
But in all reality. I live life to the fullest. I smile big, laugh hard and sometimes fall hard, but when I do I always jump back up. I don't understand people who have their "nice sneakers". Isn't the point of sneakers to live life in them. I have dress shoes to look nice, and sneakers to live life in. Granted my dress shoes also look like I've lived in them as well, but being my shoes is a hard job.
If you are still here you should probably scroll down to read more...the following questions (as you know because you did this too) are a little more specific.