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wjs13919

27 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:13pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It baffles me how much people complain about filling this out. Is it that hard to find a couple of nice and interesting things to say about yourself?

I don't really comprehend many of the generic things peopled say on here like "I don't take myself too seriously"... but sure, why not? Or "I live my life to the fullest". Who lives their life to the emptiest? No one is sitting on here talking about their anger management issues, or their stint in drug rehab...(neither of those apply to me in case you were wondering)

When picking pictures I made sure to pick the following...

One with a dog (Newton isn't mine, so if you are just here for the dog click along)
One at a wedding.
One Halloween picture.
One at brunch.
A few randoms including one in nature, one imitating an 90's safety photo, one in a prop filled photo booth, one sharing a men's bathroom with a teddy bear, and the essential formalwear picture...and lastly I couldn't find one of me staring into the distance in deep thought so I chose staring down a turkey's ass...how cliche of me.

Before I finish I should answer some questions about life and love so the "staff robot" can formulaically assign a percent to how much we should like each other.

At this point you've seen a still of me about to get to third base with a turkey, but you don't know my name...I'm Stuart by the way.

But in all reality. I live life to the fullest. I smile big, laugh hard and sometimes fall hard, but when I do I always jump back up. I don't understand people who have their "nice sneakers". Isn't the point of sneakers to live life in them. I have dress shoes to look nice, and sneakers to live life in. Granted my dress shoes also look like I've lived in them as well, but being my shoes is a hard job.

If you are still here you should probably scroll down to read more...the following questions (as you know because you did this too) are a little more specific.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to put a smiles on faces. I believe that is what life is about...but I don't think that was how I am supposed to answer this question.

I'm in a super transitional period in my life. A year ago, I finished a 5 year stint as the Production Coordinator for an event company that hosts dance competitions for kids across the USA. Basically I was that guy that had to fix anything...and I mean ANYTHING that went wrong. I think Delta Airlines hates me because of this. My duties ranged from loading semi trucks to being a human jungle gym.

After deciding I didn't want to live out of a suitcase my entire life, I managed a restaurant for a year, and just began working in guest services at a hotel in Manhattan.

I also host bar trivia on Wednesdays

I have a very bizarre schedule...I hope you are cool with that!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clearly I'm good at making fun of myself...don't worry I'm just as good at making fun of you.

I'm really good at talking and listening. It amazes me how many people don't realize it takes mouths AND ears to have a conversation.

But back to what I'm really good at. Bowling (seriously), cooking holiday meals for friends, Baggo (cornhole as some call it), making myself laugh, making you laugh, not caring if I'm the only person in the room that laughs at my jokes and being accident prone.

I'm also an exceptionally gifted sleeper. I can sleep anywhere, at any time. Especially airplanes...I don't think I've gotten my free soda on a flight for years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I frequently get told at work that I look funny.

I assume that means they think I look like I'm a funny person. I'm probably wrong
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm pretty diverse in my taste...this sounds like perfect first date conversation.

But...Have you heard of Johnnyswim? They are my new music obsession. If not you should watch this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APoRFLtD8z4

And then this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCVtyHtmF48
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family & Friends (same thing, some you are just stuck with)
2. Laughter
3. Hugs
4. Music
5. Black Coffee - preferably iced
6. I think I'm going to save number 6 for an emergency. Like if the oxygen mask comes down while I'm on a plane...my family/friends, laughter, hugs, music nor black coffee are going to do me any good. In that moment the oxygen mask will be my #6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things...

Speedos are weird...unless you are in a race.

This whole masculine/feminine thing. I mean compared to Rue Paul I'm pretty masculine, but compared to Hulk Hogan or Leila Ali I'm a pussy. I like watching football, playing baseball, know my way around a tool box, and like hiking and that kind of stuff. I can't change my own oil (if I had a car) and if there is a mouse in the house I might stand on a chair. I just very recently learned that Manolo Blahniks are shoes in a game of Taboo and I had to Google Manolo Blahniks to find out how to spell it.

I REALLY want to learn how to play the Banjo...is that weird?

Soon to be - You?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who has typical Friday nights?

Not gonna lie you probably won't find me out at the club.

I'm more of a dive bar/beer/darts or cookout/board games/whiskey kind of guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Private, or Funny and Embarrassing? I'm gonna go with funny and embarrassing. I have a scar on my forehead because a coconut fell off a palm tree and knocked me out.

But also I drool a lot in my sleep...like A LOT!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You can make the best out of any situation
-You want to find someone to live/learn/laugh through life with
-You can dive into any situation head first
-You can teach me how to parallel park...seriously I don't know how
-I will pick the "t-shirt and jeans" guy over the one trying really hard (almost) every time.

Oh and monogamy is VERY important to me...if that isn't your thing move along (seriously it's a deal breaker)