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  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Have you ever overheard something that really wasn’t supposed to be funny, but you thought was hilarious, and the first thing you wanted to do was call someone special to share the laugh? I’m looking for that special someone.

I was born in Long Beach, CA, grew up in Tucson, AZ, traveled halfway around the world twice, and decided to make Portland my home. I love the NW, but it took a while to get used to the weather. When someone asks; I tell them "Yes, it does rain a lot in Portland, but it’s a dry rain".

It seems that the best relationships happen when you’re not looking. I’d like to meet someone who would like to get out and do some fun things around town and maybe something great will happen.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying what I've accomplished so far, looking to accomplish more, and hoping to find someone to share it with. Lucky for me if that person has a great sense of humor and is able to engage in stimulating/intelligent/entertaining conversation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in everyday situations
Creating things
Writing backwards
Changing lightbulbs without using a ladder
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm 6'3"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Main focus is Humor and History. Whenever I need to learn something from reading, I like to know the facts, so I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Unforgiven, Pulp Fiction, A Few Good Men, Godfather 1 & 2, Gladiator, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, This is Spinal Tap, King of Kong, Windy City Heat, Dumb and Dumber, TLOTR, and any science fiction based movie with a good plot where a lot of things get “blown up real good”.

Like most people in Portland, I don't watch T.V. but if I did:
Breaking Bad (Holy shit, how bad ass was that ending!), Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Tosh.O, Chopped, Louie, Master Chef, Homeland, An Idiot Abroad. Honorable mention to previous series – Arrested Development, Austin Stories, Dexter, The Sopranos, The Shield, Rome, Deadwood, and the greatest TV show of all time – LOST. Sports: NFL, F1, IRL, UFC

Music: My ipod has 4350 songs. 50% metal/rock – 30% 80s-90s – 15% other – 5% you’d never believe it…

Food: LOVE foodie dining! I’m quite adventurous when it comes to trying new cuisine. I like anything I’ve cooked more than twice and any dish that takes “skills” to make.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My amazing Family
Summer stuff
XM satellite radio
The gravitational pull of the moon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How amazing it would be to have a passionate, intimate, devoted, relationship with someone I consider my best friend.

That, and, am I missing something funny on twitter...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Glad it's not Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm really funny, but one of my sisters is funnier than me.
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