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wm17959

55 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 32–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit about myself:
I am a biological organism with a genetic propensity towards and a need for social and physical contact with other similar organisms. If you believe yourself to be more than this, please do not contact me.

I would like to meet a woman that is intelligent and healthy.
I’m a minimalist. Don't have a TV and don't want one.
I believe in equality for all people.
I am a peace-loving, non-violent person.
I am offended by anyone, man or woman, who describes themselves as a feminist.
If you watch Dr. Phil or Oprah, I want nothing to do with you.
I’m not into sports but I work out regularly and am health conscious.
I like deep discussions on a variety of topics.
I enjoy thought-provoking movies and documentaries
I have creative interests primarily for photography and woodworking and have been self-employed making antique reproductions. I have also made electric guitars and written articles for woodworking magazines

I would like to meet a woman that is honest and open about her life. Looking for a life-partner is not the same as applying for a job.

But I think it’s time to just give up. I’ve been depressed a long time and it would really be nice to meet a nice woman, fall in love, have deep conversations and just be happy. But that’s just a pipe dream because in reality, love does not exist. It’s just a way for people to sell books and movies. In the end men get screwed and women cash in. Nobody knows this better than me! I read the bios of the women on here and it’s the same old crap. “I love animals, walks on the beach and cuddling on the couch with a glass of wine and a good movie with that special someone”. Just once I’d like to read the ‘real’ bio – the one that is totally honest and forthcoming, and I think it would read something like this:

“I like to wear slutty clothes for male attention but am offended when I get attention from a guy I am not interested in. I enjoy the privileges my beauty buys me. Men take me out to dinner, fight over me, give me a place to stay and buy me drinks. I like knowing that if I start making YouTube videos my beauty will earn me 100 times the subscribers as a man would have doing what I do. If I like, cast or steam video games, pathetic men will donate thousands of dollars to me. I can earn more money playing video games on Twitch or doing my make-up on camera on YouTube than your average man will make until the age of 35, but rather than acknowledge this privilege I’d rather bitch about it and claim men are objectifying me. Being born female gives me the power of beauty and that power buys me everything. It’s like being born a millionaire. It will buy cloths for me, jewellery, dinners and movie and theatre tickets, and as I get older it will buy me a roof over my head. But rather than acknowledge that I was born privileged I will call myself and my fellow sisters ‘marginalized’. I think we should ban guns because guns kills people. If guns are legal I’d be expected to protect myself. I think it is a mans job to protect me instead and it is the job of police and government to protect me. I totally believe in astrology and believe that my horoscope accurately assesses my personality. I claim to like men that are smart, funny and nice all the while dating men who are bullies, jealous, controlling and self-centred jerks and then I cry about never being able to find a nice guy. I claim to want a man who is sensitive and can talk about his feelings and isn’t afraid to cry, yet any man who does anything like that would turn me off instantly. I am seeking out a white, heterosexual cisgendered male all the while blaming all of humanities problems on the heterosexual cisgendered white male. I believe women are every bit as tough and capable as men. The fact that we have babies makes us a million times tougher than men, yet I support the violence against women act because women are fragile creatures that must be protected. I support women’s right to join any branch of military, have lower standard but equal pay, and I am against women being drafted because women are far too fragile to fight in war. I enjoy going to college since my parents paid for it and I’ve been irresponsibly partying the whole time. They didn’t pay for me to go to college to be a strong, independent woman, they paid for me to go to college to find a wealthy, successful man to marry and give them grand-kids. Of course in this day and age no man is stupid enough to propose marriage right out of college, so I will have to poke holes in his condoms, lie about being on the pill or just get him really drunk. That’s another thing I enjoy – you’re too drunk to give consent but only if you’re a woman. I call myself a feminist, push to demonize male sexuality, push for women only programs and push for double-standards that favour women all the while hiding behind the dictionary definition that ‘feminism is the fight for equality’. I like being able to play the roll of ‘strong independent career woman’, I don’t need no man, and yet if my career fails I like knowing that I can find a good old-fashioned traditionalist man and will happily renounce my title of feminist. I enjoy stupid booty-shaking club music and reality and drama shows, talking and texting on the phone and buying lots of clothes and make-up. I consider shopping to be a type of hobby. Sure, having those interests as hobbies would make anyone boring, but I have big breasts so men will still want me and pretend to care about every boring thing I say. I am overly emotional and unstable. I am a major cry-baby – all of which makes me a drama-filled wreck of a human being who you can never count on. But that just makes me like a daughter and it’s your job to take care of me like a father and that helps you to feel manly, so I know you won’t object. I’m a vegetarian and I think animals are people – except for men, they’re just animals – except for the brown ones who are marginalized. Yea, I’m also full of white-guilt even though I refuse to recognize my own white privilege and will never hold my head in shame because my vagina trumps all that sh!t and makes me an eternal victim so other white people should feel guilt and check their privilege, but I won’t. I am taking Liberal Art because I’m a social-justice worrier though I want to be a psychologist because psychology is about talking about feelings, and I really enjoy feelings, and talking, and the best thing to talk about is feelings. However, I’m sure to settle for a lame-ass degree in women’s studies and then bitch about there being very few female engineers. Sure, I could actually get a degree in engineering, but that sh!t’s tough, there’s math and logic. I’d much rather go for a soft science about feelings and communication and communicating feelings. I’ll just continue to blame lack of female engineers on patriarchy and anyone that disagrees is a misogynist and I don’t let misogynists f*ck me so men will be sure to bob their head up and down. I support socialism because as a woman I will probably be on welfare and never support myself so I want a government that takes money from working people, like men for example, and gives to non-working people, women for example. I’m afraid of failure and demand a society with safety nets. Besides, someone has to take care of homeless men. Anyone who doesn’t care about homeless men are greedy, selfish and heartless. Of course myself I would never take a homeless man home, bathe him and give him sex, thereby making him feel like a real human being. F*ck no, they’re nasty. But hard-working men should totally give their money to hoboes, and it shouldn’t even be a choice – it should be government mandatory. After all, it’s government’s roll to make sure that people act and behave the way I want them to. I like to blog about things. For example, I blog about how in every facet of life there should be women’s only space but women should be allowed to enter into male spaces, and there should be no men only space because like, every space is a men’s space. Except that contradicts the first half of my statement, but I totally won’t sleep with a guy who calls me out on my hypocrisy. I love how I can state my absurd, sexist, offensive opinions in public and girls agree with me because we are girls and we all think alike in spite of the fact that we claim all women are different. And men will never call us out on our bull-sh!t because they want to get laid. And even though none of them are getting lucky with me they think they have a shot if they just agree with me enough. I support feminism because women are underprivileged and you know that if you disagree with me you won’t get laid so just continue sitting there nodding your head in agreement. I think if a woman sleeps with a guy and he doesn’t call her the next day she has been used for sex. But if a guy spends all of his money taking a woman out on a fancy date and she doesn’t put out, in no way has he been used. I have trust issues. If you don’t know what that means it means I’m going to act like a spoiled brat, treat you like sh!t, I’m going to be jealous and controlling and you probably won’t get laid, but non the less you probably will jump through every hoop, put up with my sh!t and do whatever I tell you in an effort to gain my trust, which is really just an effort to get down my pants. You’re using me for sex and I’m using you for everything but sex. The difference here is, I’ll get everything I’m using you for and you’ll never get laid and you’ll still end up looking like the bad guy because all you were thinking about was sex – you pig!”

I don’t expect to hear from anyone, but I’ve been on here for about 10 years now and have had no luck, I mean long before I posted this ‘honest’ bio. It seems that women are not looking for an ‘honest’ person mostly because our society promotes dishonesty. We no longer know what honesty is or trust someone that is telling the truth. Everything is presumed to be a lie so what’s the point of it all? We’re all on here because we’re screwed up in one way or another and if we could just admit that then maybe we’d have a shot at actually getting to know one another.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, hoping, dreaming
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things, understanding people
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How would I know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read books. I like thought-provoking movies like, "Sideways", "Blue Jasmine" and "Henry Fool". I don't go out much. I like most kinds of music and I'm not into fancy restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food
Shelter
Creative expression
Love
Friends
My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are no different than any other day
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are an intelligent, free-thinking, independent person.
You don’t like game shows, talk shows, reality shows, cop shows, doctor shows, sports shows, daytime drama shows, home decorating shows, comedy shows, self-help shows, religion shows, music video shows, demon-hunter shows, people with magical powers shows, info-mercials or made-for TV movies
But you do like - Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Christopher DiCarlo, or other intellectuals, social ethics, learning new things, adventure travel, sex