My name is Scott. I like stuff. Do you like stuff? I'm a bit of a geek--- okay, I'm totally a geek. I'm a textbook INTJ if you're familiar with the Meyers-Briggs personality assessment; if not, look it up, you're already online! Intelligence is a must! Typos are cool but if you say things like 'since of humer', we probably won't get along; I'm an English Teacher for Crissakes! No Teabaggers. Also, if you claim to like 'Alternative' music and classify Nickleback as 'Alternative' you are only correct inasmuch as they are an alternative to suicide.

I'm an Adjunct Instructor in the Core Program at Radford University; I teach Freshman Comp., American Lit., and a class entitled Power and Responsibility: Superheroes and Ethics. I also do Stand Up sometimes. Yup, I'm awesome.

The lost art of mix CDs

They don't--- I'm ninja like that.

Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Flannery O'Connor, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Coupland, Cormac McCarthy, JD Salinger.

Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Welcome to the Monkey House, American Gods, Choke, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Rant, Haunted, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Hey, Nostradamus!, JPod, Blood Meridian, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, One Hundred Years of Solitude.

Last Reads: America Again: Rebecoming the Greatness that we Never Weren't- Stephen Colbert, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking- Susan Cain, Who I Am- Pete Townshend

Graphic Novel Authors: Grant Morrison, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Dave Sim

Graphic Novels: The Dark Knight Returns, Cerebus the Aardvark, Sandman, Watchmen, All-Star Superman, Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol.

Music: The Beatles, U2, Bruce Springsteen, The Who, R.E.M., The White Stripes, Green Day, The Gaslight Anthem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Strokes, Bob Dylan (just his 60s work really), Guns N' Roses, Van Halen, Johnny Cash... the list goes on, my iTunes has over 9000 songs on it.

Movies: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Good Superhero Movies (not all of them are, Green Lantern, I'm looking at you) Tarantino, Woody Allen, The Godfather, The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, No Country For Old Men, Drive, and many more!

TV: The Simpsons (which I quote frequently), Breaking Bad (Yeah, Bitch! Magnets!), The Office, Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Daily Show, Robot Chicken, Conan, Game of Thrones.

Oxygen, my iPod, Food(specifically, Chicken), my Computer, water, The Simpsons

Why so many women use their name with '-asaurus' attached as a suffix as their handle on this site; I mean, it's really not that many but it's more than you would think. Do they secretly wish to be dinosaurs?

Drinking wine, assembling a Star Wars Lego kit and watching Robot Chicken and/or Community on DVD.

Sometimes, I sit in my office and grade papers while listening to Slayer and wearing my 'Fuck You' I'm Batman' t-shirt; no, wait, I don't mind admitting that... that's kind of awesome... how about this: Onions give me horrible gas

If I strike your fancy; also, if you like guys who say 'fancy' or if you were amused by any of the above statements.