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26 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Working on masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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hello and welcome to my OkCupid profile! I hope [you] enjoy my self-summary and find it sufficient in detail. It is as follows:

grad student

child-care provider.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a fancy schmancy private school in the county. I'm in the After School program everyday and sometimes I sub.

mostly I hang out with kids.

And now I'm also in grad school for Social Work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. coming up with nicknames
2. making funny voices and accents
3. hanging out with and entertaining the youth
4. wrestling with dogs
5. playing the drums
6. traveling between esoteric shit and inane shit
7. "doin' too much"/ puttin' on a show
8. sharing snacks
9. quoting movies
10. being a Hater, for the Left
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty big.

Not like, Hockey-player-big,

but like, bigger-than-your-average-hipster-big,
you know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Foucault, Nietzsche, Deleuze, Audre Lorde, DFW, bell hooks, Judy B

PCU, Goodfellas, Paris is Burning, Gilliam's Brazil, Good Will Hunting, Houseguest, Rushmore, The Piano Teacher, plus all manner of 90's movies

30 Rock, the Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Arrested Development, and Star Trek TNG

Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger, U2, Metallica, Russian Circles, Andrew W.K, The Police, Wagner, and KSHE 95

pizza, chinese food, chicken parmigiana, tacos, sushi, chocolate desserts, burgers, onion rings, chocolate milk,

potato chips.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. having fun, caring, supportive interpersonal relationships.
2. experiencing pleasing sensations like the right song coming on at the right time, that tired feeling after running, playing music in front of a crowd, eating delicious food, occasionally getting overly-caffeinated, and having great sex with people you really like.
3. joking around, making a scene, being playfully dramatic and overly sarcastic.
4. helping other people with things they need help with in ways that are useful, productive, and validating for them. (mutual aid)
5. being curious about shit.
6. feeling like I am Thought's partner-in-crime, not its fucking unpaid intern.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-theory vs praxis

-how to cultivate more mindful, loving compassionate-curiosity and appreciative-self inquiry

-how to foreclose on a retreat into adolescent Hipster-Party- Nihilism. Oh, that Hipster-Party-Nihilism....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chillin' with buddies, broin' out, just generally ChillFierceRaging.

slash, John Grisham Movie Marathon, anyone?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fetlife: hollywoodh

annddddd, pretty serious nose-picker.

Yeah, I said it.
You should message me if
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[you]'ve got a record player, [you] want to build a mattress fort, [you] want to talk theory, [you] want to sing karaoke or see a movie, [you] are also serious about being silly

or if [you] are channeling Marissa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny,

holler at'cha boy.

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