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woktacular

32 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am an introverted homebody with extroverted tendencies, which often results in becoming a shameless food and drink connoisseur, with an unquenchable thirst for food, travel and culture, and who's preferred fashion style consists of sneakers, jeans, a borderline-inappropriate t-shirt, deliciously garnished with a blazer and the occasional bowler hat.

I'm only half a Chinaman: Hardworking, just not good at math. Beyond basic addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, I'm completely hopeless. Really, don't ever ask me to calculate anything beyond those four because I guarantee it'll be wrong.

I enjoy a blend of silly, dark (occasionally morbid) humour, sports (playing and watching), pizza (goal is to sample every slice in Toronto), and video games (gimme a break, this is my only vice).

It would be ideal to find someone who can share in my love of attending food and drink festivals and enthusiasm for Comicon (attended two and counting!).

I am an avid backpacker traveler. Don't get me wrong, I love staying in swanky hotels (j'adore l'hotel Westin) and resorts, but you just can't get the same cultural experience as you would by having to interact with locals and sampling the local, though sometimes questionable, cuisine. In a nutshell, I'm a bit of an traveling thrill seeker, haha. =)

Without rattling off a long and unmodest list (even though I love lists), my travel credentials include 13 countries across Europe, Africa and North America, and I am currently taking traveling recommendations!

If it helps, I don't have a human head in my freezer (frankly because there isn't any room for one); I don't live under a bridge (because condos are better for keeping rain off your face); and I don't sleep on a bench (though my new mattress may argue otherwise).

10/10, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm working as a freelance graphic designer, while going back to school for Computer Systems Technology to become a fully-fledged IT nerd and to add to my ever-expanding skillset.

As for the last seven years, I had been living out my days as a graphic designer for...an NGO at the UN, a media production company, and the Canadian Dairy industry...and traveling as much as I can before I have to settle all of this bachelorhood down. Also moonlighting as a freelance photographer for whoever needs "affordable photography". And by "affordable" I mean practically free.
I’m really good at
1. Biting food
2. Chewing food
3. Swallowing food
4. Sleeping
5. Showering
6. Being blunt
7. Over-analyzing
8. Over-estimating
9. Under-estimating
10. Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
1. My lack of cranial covering (I'm sure they're thinking about it)
2. I wield a very large camera (no really, it's not a euphemism)
3. I'm not afraid to speak my mind
4. Relentlessly Modest (I never crave nor wish for a spotlight)
5. Fiercely Loyal
6. I am shameless
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't think I have favourites. I actually like a lot of things. But if I have to narrow the field...

books: The Toaster Project, Just My Type, Outliers, The Giver, The Watchmen, The Time Traveler's Wife, Wizard's First Rule, anything by Robert Munsch

movies: anything sci-fi, drama, fantasy, documentary

shows: The Walking Dead, House M.D., Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Archer, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, House of Cards

music: U2 (pre-2005), Radiohead, Coldplay, Travis, Daft Punk, NIN, Stone Temple Pilots, Jamiroquai, Zero 7, Röyksopp, Morcheeba, Justice. My current playlist is: Led Zeppelin, Blur, and Eric Clapton

food: Everything, especially thin crust pizza, dim sum, sushi and cheese
The six things I could never do without
- sense of touch
- sense of taste
- sense of smell
- sense of sight
- sense of sound
- food (since it excites all of the aforementioned senses)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how I saw an ice cream flavour called, "Caramel Tornado" and why aren't there more flavours or foods named after natural disasters? (ie. Chocolate Hurricane, Strawberry Typhoon, or Cotton Candy Tsunami)

...things like, "They say that things that sell well 'sell like hot cakes.' Well, why don't more people sell hot cakes?"

...how the OKC algorithm calculates these compatibility percentages. I mean, how can you be a +90% match, but only a 65% friend?

...why so many girls dislike guys who play video games. Don't we all have our own vices? Girls shop for shoes and clothes, don't they?

...why both guys AND girls make such a big deal if a guy goes into a store to pick up "lady-products" for his girlfriend, spouse, significant other, etc. ...How is it embarrassing? Why should anyone else care? I really don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what groceries I need to buy for the week, debating whether or not I should clean my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I actually like crappy-crap; (some Backstreet Boys songs, throw in a bit of Britney Spears and Spice Girls, I've watched Dirty Dancing at least 30 times...there's more, but you get the idea)

...I like glasses on a girl. And THAT is probably from Tina Fey. Damn you Fey.

...I kinda have a "thing" for women with a streak of silver, or really any large single streak of colour in their hair. What's up with that?? I think it started with the character 'Rogue' from the X-Men cartoon. Man, I am weird.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you've read my profile and you think you can tolerate me.
...you're attracted to Asian guys who can grow a beard.

...you need something calculated incorrectly.
...you're looking for a partner in crime to explore the city for great food and drink.

...you're looking for travel or restaurant recommendations.
...you wanna just go get a coffee or some pizza.