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woktacular

33 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an introverted homebody with extroverted tendencies, which often results in becoming a shameless food and drink connoisseur, with an unquenchable thirst for food, travel and culture, and who's preferred fashion style consists of sneakers, jeans, a borderline-inappropriate t-shirt, deliciously garnished with a blazer and the occasional bowler hat.

I'm only half a Chinaman: Hardworking, just not good at math. Beyond basic addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, I'm completely hopeless. Really, don't ever ask me to calculate anything beyond those four because I guarantee it'll be wrong.

I enjoy a blend of silly, dark (occasionally morbid) humour, sports (playing and watching), pizza (goal is to sample every slice in Toronto), and video games (gimme a break, this is my only vice).

It would be ideal to find someone who can share in my love of attending food and drink festivals and enthusiasm for Comicon (attended two and counting!).

I am an avid backpacker traveler! Without rattling off a long and unmodest list (even though I love lists), my travel credentials include 13 countries across Europe, Africa and North America, and I am currently taking traveling recommendations!

If it helps, I don't have a human head in my freezer (frankly because there isn't any room for one); I don't live under a bridge (because condos are better for keeping rain off your face); and I don't sleep on a bench (though my new mattress may argue otherwise).

10/10, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm in the midst of a career change, so I'm back at school for Computer Systems Technology to become a fully-fledged IT nerd and to add to my ever-expanding skillset!

As for the last seven years, I had been living out my days as a graphic designer for...an NGO at the UN, a media production company, and the Canadian Dairy industry...and traveling as much as I can before I have to settle all of this bachelorhood down. Also moonlighting as a freelance photographer for whoever needs "affordable photography". And by "affordable" I mean practically free.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Biting food
2. Chewing food
3. Swallowing food
4. Sleeping
5. Showering
6. Being blunt
7. Over-analyzing
8. Over-estimating
9. Under-estimating
10. Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. My lack of cranial covering (I'm sure they're thinking about it)
2. I wield a very large camera (no really, it's not a euphemism)
3. I'm not afraid to speak my mind
4. Relentlessly Modest (I never crave nor wish for a spotlight)
5. Fiercely Loyal
6. I am shameless
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't think I have favourites. I actually like a lot of things. But if I have to narrow the field...

books: The Toaster Project, Just My Type, Outliers, The Giver, The Watchmen, The Time Traveler's Wife, Wizard's First Rule, anything by Robert Munsch

movies: anything sci-fi, drama, fantasy, documentary

shows: The Walking Dead, House M.D., Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Archer, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, True Detective, X-Files

music: U2 (pre-2005), Radiohead, Coldplay, Travis, Daft Punk, NIN, Stone Temple Pilots, Jamiroquai, Zero 7, Röyksopp, Morcheeba, Justice. My current playlist is: St. Lucia, The People Under the Stairs, INXS.

food: Everything, especially thin crust pizza, dim sum, sushi and cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sense of touch
2. Sense of taste
3. Sense of smell
4. Sense of sight
5. Sense of sound
6. Food (since it excites all of the aforementioned senses)

On a more honest note:
1. Sense of humour
2. Sense of taste (flavour and quality)
3. Sense of adventure
4. Sense of timing
5. Curiousity
6. Originality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...how my dog has started to associate the sound of my putting on pants with taking her out for a walk. If you have a sense of humour, that should be amusing to you.

...how relieved that I live alone, when I'm waddling to the linen closet with my pants around my ankles because I forgot to refill the toilet paper.

...how I saw an ice cream flavour called, "Caramel Tornado" and why aren't there more flavours or foods named after natural disasters? (ie. Chocolate Hurricane, Strawberry Typhoon, or Cotton Candy Tsunami)

...why so many girls dislike guys who play video games. Don't we all have our own vices? Girls shop for shoes and clothes, don't they?

...why both guys AND girls make such a big deal if a guy goes into a store to pick up "lady-products" for his girlfriend, spouse, significant other, etc. ...How is it embarrassing? Why should anyone else care? I really don't get it.

...is that yogurt in my fridge still good to eat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what groceries I need to buy for the week, debating whether or not I should clean my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I actually like crappy-crap; (some Backstreet Boys songs, throw in a bit of Britney Spears and Spice Girls, I've watched Dirty Dancing at least 30 times...there's more, but you get the idea)

...I like glasses on a girl. And THAT is probably from Tina Fey. Damn you Fey.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you've read my profile and you think you can tolerate me.
...you're attracted to Asian guys who can grow a beard.

...you need something calculated incorrectly.
...you're looking for a partner in crime to explore the city for great food and drink.

...you want to exchange travel or restaurant recommendations.
...you wanna just go get a coffee or some pizza.