I consider myself to be only half a Chinaman: Hardworking, just not good at math. Beyond basic addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, I'm completely hopeless. Really, don't ever ask me to calculate anything beyond those four because I guarantee it'll be wrong.
I enjoy a blend of silly, dark (occasionally morbid) humour, character development, pizza, and video games (gimme a break, this is my only vice). It would be ideal to find someone who can share in my love of attending food and drink festivals and enthusiasm for Comicon (attended two and counting!).
I am currently accepting travel destination recommendations!
Previous and continually expanding travel credentials include:
Austria, Cuba, Egypt, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Poland, Spain, Switzerland, Uganda and various cities across the US (NYC, Boston, Chicago, Nashville, Tallahassee, Seattle).
I used to be a pretty active person (running, volleyball, badminton, soccer, softball, etc), and would really like to get back into that lifestyle!
If it helps, I don't have a human head in my freezer (frankly because there isn't any room for one); I don't live under a bridge; and I don't sleep on a bench (though my new mattress may argue otherwise).
That sounds pretty harmless for the most part, right?
I feel that people nowadays are just too politically-correct. Everyone takes themselves too seriously, and are constantly trying to measure themselves against the next person.
I wish everyone would stop caring about what other people think. Life's too short to be boring! Life's too short to adhere to tired and stale social conventions. Give me someone who isn't afraid to take a chance; who isn't afraid to impress me with a dirty joke. =)
Case in point, although I don't consider the following "dirty", if you can't appreciate the humor in the following, we probably won't get along:
"I like my women as I like my milk: Cold, white and spoiled."
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes."
If you can't chuckle at those, then you're taking life FAR too seriously. And for those of you who actually cracked a bit of a smile, I implore you to message me. REALLY. MESSAGE ME. =)