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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 10
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Judaism but it’s not important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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as one 9 year old boy once said to his stuffed tiger "i dont want happiness, i demand euphoria." i think this is a good personal goal.

Hey everybody my name is Josh, my friends call me jewy. I am 6'4 and an all around fun loving guy. I am a metal head with a heart as big as my ass-kicking biker boots. I have a great sense of humor and am awesome at solving problems and a math wizz. I am a romantic who wants to sweep a girl off her feet and show her the side of my heart that most have taken advantage of but I am strong and willing to keep on trying to find that special someone that I can cuddle up with at night and watch a movie or go out walking in the park to road-trips and everything in between. Even though I really enjoy playing xbox I would rather spend time with my girl. Please keep in mind I am not a push over and am serious at times but for the most part I am just a kick butt funny guy.

i have a three tats and a gauge in my ear

please message me with any questions you have about anything you have read so far or have yet to read.
What I’m doing with my life
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right now i'm looking for work in the medical feild as a medical assistant with a few certifacations and going back to college in the fall for nursing :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
massages and being a stress reliever, problem solving, relieving tension by making an ass outta myself to make others laugh, comforting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and incredible resemblance to a cuddly teddybear when friends and others need a hug. also......*sigh* the jew-fro
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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okay let me start here with saying I'm a nerd, i know a few of you may read that and leave immediately but honesty counts a lot right?

okay to further on i love classic rock and metal music but my taste does vary from those two categories. my favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Matisyahu, journey, classic Metallica, Nightwish, rammstien, Eric Clapton, disturbed, RED, vitamin string quartet, black label society, the who, within temptation, police, linken park,system of a down, Micheal J (duh), Eminem, basshunter, five finger death punch, sound-garden,and breaking Benjamen, and last but not least the Beatles.

i also highly enjoy video games but know when to put the controller down. my favorites include the final fantasies, brutal legend, assassin creed series, mass effect 2, i am basically an rpg/adventure fanatic.
I am also a bit of a movie junkie and will watch anything at least once my favorites are comedies like Mel brooks films, young Frankenstein, kung pow enter the fist,rocky horror picture show,stuff like that but i also love horror movies, it, silence of the lambs, any monster movie where they don't get it completely wrong(I'm looking at you twilight you know what you did), oh and the strangers it scares the crap outta me.

my favorite authors are Christopher Moore, rick Riordan, terry pratchet, Janet evanovitch (the Stephanie plum novels sorry if i spelled her name wrong)but i am open to new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love (its all you need right lol), my friends, music, tv, laughing, and video games pretty much in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative writing, inner workings of body, tattoo designs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with my friends,looking for a party to hang at and be social with others.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am slightly damaged goods. i have been hurt and i have been hurt bad like take the most stereotypical douchebag sleeze and make him a girl and that would be my ex who still got to leave me after 3 years.
You should message me if
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your interested in what you've read and think i can make you really happy fair warning though i don't stay on the computer that often so don't think I'm not interested just because i don't respond immediately if we get to know each other I'll send you my number.

also if you got the above quote the very top one you shall receive 20 brownie points to be used as you see fit.