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37 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 13
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I live a pretty simple life, don't relate to materialism, and find that looking for happiness in objects inevitably leads to failure. If it doesn't fit on a hard drive, I probably don't want it. Well, except for this house, car, tv, dishwasher, comfy bed, dvr, cell phone...NVM, I'm a consumer whore.

I'm a fan of low-brow art, though I'm not even sure what that means anymore. I like urban exploration, and would love to see the caves underneath Cherokee street some time. I'd rather go to an abandoned factory or a junk yard than most places.

I've never had a nickname, but if I did, I've decided it would be Scoops. I have no idea why.

I love sincerity, enthusiasm, and general positivity in people. The world is pretty rad.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reevaluating everything in my life, tossing out the unnecessary and counterproductive and focusing on what matters. Trying to be a better person. Failing at being a better person. Trying again.

I want to build things. Sometimes using wood and power tools. Mostly, using CentOS, Vagrant, and profanity.

I want a pet anteater.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
forgetting things, identifying weird character actors in movies, simple math, maximizing the ratio of credit hours earned to job skills acquired in college.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is how filled with awesome I am. Or my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: The Drunkard's Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives, Thinking Fast and Slow, anything from Michael Lewis or David Sedaris

movies: Your Friends & Neighbors, Lebowski, Dark Days, The Master, There Will Be Blood, Pineapple Express, The Room, Eternal Sunshine, Upstream Color, Downfall, Schizopolis, Fantastic Planet, Koyaanisqatsi, The Future, Paprika, Tekkon Kinkreet, The Comedy, Star Wars

tv: Community, Louie, The Wire, Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones

music: Of Montreal, Animal Collective, Sufjan Stevens, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kraftwerk, New Pornographers, Radiohead, The Smiths, Decemberists, White Stripes, Pavement, Talking Heads, Lemon Jelly, The Shins, Tenacious D, Jonny Greenwood, Julian Casablancas, The Books, and Euro-lounge from the 70s

food: "you take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a've got cheesy blasters!" (thanks, meat cat!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
kittens!, Ira + This American Life, green hoodie, todo lists, Netflix, MacBook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
giant stone currency on the island of Yap, fan death, how to organize my netflix queue, why the Cubs can't hit in the playoffsplay the game of baseball, Dogecoins, ice cream, the Expected Value of everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
burning through 8 episodes of whatever show I'm currently obsessed with or getting lost on Wikipedia reading about how the sun fuses 620 million metric tons of hydrogen every second (!).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love me some Phil Collins, Hall & Oates, and the Bee Gees.
You should message me if
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you want to trade pictures of our junk. But, like, all romantic like. Or we could just talk. (But seriously, let me know and I'll see if I can figure out how to send pictures in email).

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