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62 M Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 48–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:00pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more

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My self-summary
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1st pic: ID. Aug. 2008
2nd pic: late 20th century era, the I'm-too-sexy-for-my-clothes period
3rd pic: Feb. 2011 at a friend's get-together

I don't consider myself a senior citizen, more like a seasoned citizen. Just because I'm old doesn't mean I'm cold. However, I'm old enough to remember when:

-a crossover vehicle was called a station wagon
-flavored water was called Kool-Aid
-body wash was called soap
-special effects were called trick photography
-Halloween was for children, not adults
-telephones and bowling balls came in one color - black
-bedding, kitchen appliances and ladies' underwear came in one color - white
-Google was a comic strip character named Barney
-Yahoo was something hillbillies and cowboys hollered
-a nominee to the Supreme Court was accepted (or rejected) on the basis of his/her qualifications (or lack thereof), and not on the basis of some politically correct litmus test or affirmative action quota
-a Supreme Court justice was more interested in upholding the Constitution, not writing his name in the history books (looking at you, John Roberts)
-the only place you saw a woman with a tattoo was a circus sideshow
-tattoos were a sign of rebellion, not conformity
-women (well, men too, really) dressed so that their underwear wasn't showing
-gender was called sex
-'The Simpsons' was funny
-graphic novels were called comics books
-there was such a thing as shame
-children respected adults (Wait. What? There was actually a time when children respected adults? Gee, how old is this guy, anyway?)


"Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Free men are not equal, and equal men are not free." - unknown

"It sure is hard to hate someone who makes you laugh" - unknown

"If you see someone without a smile, give him one of yours. It doesn't cost anything, and it never wears out." - anonymous

"Those who believe in nothing will fall for anything." -unknown

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms, disarm only those who are neither inclined, nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants. They serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1764 (age 21, clever young fellow)

"First, we kill all the lawyers." - William Shakespeare

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy: its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how brilliantly you play, the pigeon will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and then strut around like it has won."

"It won't dry up, and it won't blow away. It'll just get ugly for a thousand years. People, we is not right. We is dumb all over, and maybe even a little ugly on the side." - Frank Zappa

"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn from him." - ancient Chinese proverb

"There is no great beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." - Robert Burns
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to have fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Starting things without finishing them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beautiful hair, I guess, followed by my towering intellect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Body Heat, Das Boot, Diva, Shane, A Clockwork Orange.
Books: Anything by Sinclair Lewis (read "It Can't Happen Here," and be afraid, very afraid), anything by Pat Buchanan ("Suicide of a Superpower" is grim, but essential), An American Tragedy, 1984, Animal Farm, "Mugged...," "Enough...," The Three Musketeers, The Holy Bible, Mein Kampf, Search & Destroy: Why You Can't Trust Google, Inc.
TV: The McLaughlin Group, Jeopardy!, Twilight Zone, Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, All In The Family, Sanford and Son, Star Trek, The Wild, Wild West, The Untouchables, and yes, even Mr. Ed
Music: most anything, more or less, except country/western and gospel/religious.
Food: edible American
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
computer w/ internet
XM satellite radio
excellent public library
terrific stereo system
blu-ray player
my reasonably good health
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A) How I will fend for myself when society collapses. It has already started, and the end will be here sooner than most of us would like to admit.
B) Why StaffRobot (groan) keeps quickmatching me with women in Ontario. Just because I live in Northern Ohio doesn't mean I'm the least bit interested in Ontario. For several reasons, outside the U.S. is simply not doable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In this now-crazy world, I've forgotten what "typical" is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have eleven toes. Seven on my left foot, four on my right. Unsurprisingly, I walk a little 'funny.'
You should message me if
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*you're over 40, and willing to admit it
*you are not a liberal, Democrap, Obamunist, warmist, politically correct or suffer from any other mental illnesses
*you have no first- or second-degree felonies
*you are a natural-born U.S. citizen
*you have no tattoos
*you are right-handed
*you do not use tobacco or alcohol
*you do not speak or write like a child or an idiot (e.g., 'lol')
*you do not own a motorcycle
*you are not employed in government, law, law enforcement or the military
*you have at least one pic on your profile where you're not wearing sunglasses
*you realize astrology is complete idiocy
*you do not live in Shaker Hts., Cleveland Hts., Univ. Hts., Beachwood, Pepper Pike, OH, or Mexifornia, Mexizona or Mexas
*bonus points if you hate the Pukesburg Squealers, Dallas Crygirls, Baltimoron Cravens, NYC's Y-team, Oprah, Howard Stern, Jerry Springer, Don Imus, Maury Povich, Wendy Williams, the Real Housewives of Anywhere, or anything Kardashian