wolfshirts
31 Salt Lake City, UT
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My self-summary
Well, hello ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing My Little Pony fanfiction.
I’m really good at
Dungeons & Dragons. I hope to one day go pro.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a phobia of doorknobs so I enter and leave rooms by crashing straight through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muppet Babies.
The six things I could never do without
Whiskey
Whiskey
Whiskey
Whiskey
Whiskey
Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why Pottermore put me in Slytherin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sensitive. Not like emotionally, but sensitive like when you can talk to ghosts.
You should message me if
You have a vagina.
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