If you voted in favor of Amendment 1, or otherwise don't believe in marriage equality, please hide my profile and never contact me.

Also, fuck you.

I am currently seeing someone. He is awesome. Your bloody maries will never be as good as his.

I'm down to earth because gravity.

I love to laugh and have a good time, because really, show me one person on the planet who hates it.

I like to try new things. I also like to try old things, favorite things, and weird things.

Insert other assorted profile cliches here.

My eyes are more yellow than green.

Fuck is my favorite word. I unfortunately say it a lot.

I'm not entirely biodegradable and can set off metal detectors with my face.

I hate shoe shopping. Keens are my friends. They last for freaking ever.

I like variety. A lot. But somehow, when I go to my favorite restaurants, I end up ordering the same dish every time.

Watching organized sports is detestable. That doesn't mean I will resent you doing it. That means I will bring a book to the sports bar, or else play whatever trivia game the bar has going. Or, if we're camped on the couch, you're welcome to shout and jump around all you want, just don't joggle my drawing.

Slaw sounds like an act of violence. It's also made from cabbage and mayo, which are two of the few things I despise. See also: coffee and most fruit.

Also, I am terrified of monotony. Change is good.

I enjoy bowling and shooting pool...but I suck at both, and I'm a sore loser. However, in some respects, I must admit that I enjoy being a sore loser. Expect some colorful language and no hard feelings.

I read a lot, paint and draw a lot, mess around on the internet a lot, hang out with friends a lot, and watch a lot of Netflix. I also am a pretty good cook.

I do play video games sometimes, but not enough to be a "gamer girl." Is it sad that I want this one so very badly? Super Pii Pii Brothers Lately it's been Tropico 4.

I've been meaning to go ice skating for about 5 years now. It never seems to happen.

I just got a new job as a copy editor for a newspaper. I freaking love my job! I get to sit around popping stories onto InDesign all day. I get to pick the stories that my fellow citizens read. I get to pick which "spin" on a story will go in my paper. If you read the local paper, and you hate the idea of gay marriage, fuck you, because I'm putting it in your face every chance I get.

I'm also a full time student, with one more year to go in earning my BFA from UNC-G. I've wavered between painting and design, but design is more likely to pay the bills. Still taking painting classes though ;P

Also, sometimes I like wasting a few hours arguing with birthers or gay bashers on the internet. Sometimes it's fun pleasantly presenting facts while they lose their tempers. Sometimes it makes me sad and I lose hope for humanity. And I always wonder why the most ignorant opinions are usually presented in the most uneducated fashion. Don't browsers automatically come with spell check these days?

Painting and drawing.
Cooking.
Fishing and camping.
Lots of other -ings.

My eyes are large and oddly colored.

Books: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer. Most of Palahniuk. A bit of scifi/fantasy, historical novels, and modern fiction. I read a little of everything.

Movies: Six String Samurai, Moulin Rouge, Red State, The Last Samurai, Seven Pounds. I am not terribly picky about movies, since they're only going to suck about 2 hours from your life, but the ones I love tend to be well-made, epic, deviously funny, or very sad.

Shows: I don't watch TV, but I totally rock the Netflix, which means I'm usually way behind everyone else on the few shows I watch. Usually I find a series I like and just watch the whole thing until I run out of episodes, then find something else. Right now I'm watching Touch and How I Met Your Mother. I do keep up with Downton Abbey and Sherlock, because the Brits have mastered drama. See also: Monarch of the Glen.

Music: Damien Rice, Jason Mraz, Chris Cornell, Muse, Radiohead, Tori Amos, Brandi Carlisle, Griffin House, Auggie March, Starsailor, and tons of other stuff I can't think of off the top of my head.

Food: I could never be a vegetarian no matter how much I like tofu. I love animals, many of them are quite tasty. I do prefer my critter flesh to be humanely raised and fed a proper diet. I also prefer to buy local when I can. Wish there was a Whole Foods closer. :( !

My phone, which sounds shallow and codependent, but it's saved me from boredom between classes, or while waiting on a friend to show up, far too many times.

Art supplies. Tons of them. I have a small studio in my house.

Tasty foods. No food is bad for you in moderation, but it's a good thing that I like the foods that are good for you also.

Cigarettes. Unfortunately. I really want to quit, and wish I could still afford Chantix.

Friends. The kind that you may not see for weeks, but when you do, it's like you just talked yesterday.

Bah...I guess the internet. I use it for school, keep up with friends near and far, promote my art, and watch various videos for education and entertainment, so I'd be pretty screwed without it.

Ideas for paintings.
School projects.
Creative ways to cook various foodstuffs.

The word "ruthless." Who is this Ruth chic, without whom people lose all sense of mercy?

Out with friends, or home painting, drawing, doing homework, or f*cking around on the internet. Sometimes I get sucked into a video game and become a total addict for a few days.

Once a toilet ate my debit card.

Also, just yesterday I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a weed while picking tomatoes in my back yard. So very clumsy :-/

...you don't mind that I'm not likely to message you back, and definitely won't go out on a date, since your bloody maries cannot possibly match the bloody mary made by my sweetheart. Also, he will kill you.

...you believe in marriage equality, but aren't keen on getting married.

...you're not a jealous guy. Most of my friends are dudes. Some are even exes.

...you won't be made crazy by a person who is not a neat freak.

...you understand that I have a full time job and full time school, and priorities.

...you like to watch movies in bed.

...you are an omnivore. I like vegetarian food. A lot. As a side dish to my meat.