Also, fuck you.
I am currently seeing someone. He is awesome. Your bloody maries will never be as good as his.
I'm down to earth because gravity.
I love to laugh and have a good time, because really, show me one person on the planet who hates it.
I like to try new things. I also like to try old things, favorite things, and weird things.
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My eyes are more yellow than green.
Fuck is my favorite word. I unfortunately say it a lot.
I'm not entirely biodegradable and can set off metal detectors with my face.
I hate shoe shopping. Keens are my friends. They last for freaking ever.
I like variety. A lot. But somehow, when I go to my favorite restaurants, I end up ordering the same dish every time.
Watching organized sports is detestable. That doesn't mean I will resent you doing it. That means I will bring a book to the sports bar, or else play whatever trivia game the bar has going. Or, if we're camped on the couch, you're welcome to shout and jump around all you want, just don't joggle my drawing.
Slaw sounds like an act of violence. It's also made from cabbage and mayo, which are two of the few things I despise. See also: coffee and most fruit.
Also, I am terrified of monotony. Change is good.
I enjoy bowling and shooting pool...but I suck at both, and I'm a sore loser. However, in some respects, I must admit that I enjoy being a sore loser. Expect some colorful language and no hard feelings.
I read a lot, paint and draw a lot, mess around on the internet a lot, hang out with friends a lot, and watch a lot of Netflix. I also am a pretty good cook.
I do play video games sometimes, but not enough to be a "gamer girl." Is it sad that I want this one so very badly? Super Pii Pii Brothers Lately it's been Tropico 4.
I've been meaning to go ice skating for about 5 years now. It never seems to happen.