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25 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:07pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Occitan

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My self-summary
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My old lab professor told me I was a writer masquerading as a scientist. I like to think he meant I was a good balance of logic and creativity, but I think he actually meant I'm not very good at either.

And now I'm in tech. Go figure.

At night I write adventure stories starring thinly veiled caricatures of my friends and co-workers.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I was 5, I ran around my backyard going on adventures with my imaginary best friend Chester – the rubber snake that rode around on my shoulders.

When I was 15, I needed to learn everything. As soon as class would start, I would slip away to the storage closet where I hid books and stay there all day reading.

Now that I'm 25, I have three goals: make things, learn how to be a better product manager so I can make even cooler things, and maximize diverse experiences.

When I'm 35, will probably be living on the side of some mountain hunting squirrels after civilization has collapsed from this ebola pandemic... jk

When I'm 95... hopefully facing my imminent death with my head held high and no regrets in my heart. Then going out in an epic fire ball like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not making the same mistake twice.

When I was 18, I started a little black book of fuck-ups. Now, it is my massive, 10000 word Google Doc of fuck-ups.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Moby Dick, The Shining, The Wire, Bruce Springsteen, hummus+pita+olives, This American Life, Ocarina of Time, One Piece, Kubla Khan (the poem not the historical figure), Lincoln (the historical figure not the city), San Francisco (the city not the song).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not giving my emoticons double chins by sticking them in parentheses. Or moles by putting a period at the end.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably thinking it is only Wednesday. Am I the only one that feels like time keeps getting faster and faster? I wish I could bolt it down or tie an anchor to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a third nipple, and sometimes I make shit up just to see what people are willing to believe.
You should message me if
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You want to argue about politics and drive all night to beaches and drool over physics and rob banks and make out.

In otherwords you're a Lovecraftian horror also known as the perfect woman: