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wonder_duckers

21 / M / straight / Single

Warner Robins, Georgia

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Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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I am Arthur, King of the Britons, and I seek the Grail.

My Self-Summary

I am Brian. I'm on the way back to Georgia, pretty soon. I'm a pretty kickass geek. A geek of the comic book and Japanese anime variety, though I venture out into the Sci Fi world, as well. I'm very proud of my geek factor, and I don't change who I am just to fit in. Normality's boring, anyways..

I'm a master of sarcasm.

I'm a music lover of all sorts. I'm buying an acoustic guitar off of my friend and learning how to play. I'm eventually gonna move up to an electric guitar, once I'm comfortable with the feel of the guitar. I plan on making a career in the music industry. If not an artist, something that keeps music in my life every day.

I'm a very honest, pretty much open person.

Like I said, I'm moving back to Georgia, in a few months. I can't wait to be back home. Oklahoma's boring me to literal death. I don't drink/smoke/do drugs, not because I'm a prude, in fact, I'm far from that, but because I just never really wanted to.

I'm not much of a gear-head when it comes to cars, but I love to mod them. I'm more of an artist when it comes to modding a car. I can make it look bad ass. :) I have a Lexus SC300 that I'm going to be turning into my own super car.. :) I've got a specific theme in my head for it. Matte Blue with bronze rims. It'll look amazing when I'm done. Plus be super fast.. Hehe.

I am an amazing cook, an awesome singer, great massage giver, and fun. I'm also tired of typing this.. So, I'll stop. You can ask more if you want.

What I’m doing with my life

By day, I work at a Petsmart. Love the job, mainly because I love animals. At night, I'm a trans-gender hooker/dominatrix, who also fights small time criminals. I.. Really hope some caught the sarcasm in that.

I’m really good at

being super cool, singing, cooking, massaging, listening, advice.. giving?

The first things people usually notice about me

My.. face? Or maybe the aura of amazing geekdom that I naturally emit.. :D Waaait.. I know. Most people will see me from a little ways off, and think I'm talking to myself. They're wrong. I'm almost ALWAYS singing to myself. I've always got an amazing soundtrack playing in my head, so I can't help letting it out.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

When I have time to read, I like reading stuffs like the LOTR series, and the Star Wars novels.. They're interesting.

Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Audioslave, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Lenny Kravitz, The Beatles, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Default, Deftones, Fuel, Gorillaz, Foo Fighters, Thrice, The Ramones, Goldfinger, John Mayer, Kansas, Lost Prophets, Killswitch Engage, Protest the Hero, Led Zepplin, Kansas, Lifehouse, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Queen, Otis Redding, Rascal Flatts, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Billy Talent, Motley Crue, Linkin Park, Story of the Year, Shinedown, The Eagles, Tool, Weezer, Whitesnake, The Used, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Jet, Flogging Molly, Disturbed, Coldplay, Nirvana, Apocolyptica, Bush, Breaking Benjamin, Collective Soul, Creed, Drowning Pool, Avenged Sevenfold, The Offspring... You tired of reading yet? Cuz this list could go on, and on, and on..

Comedies mainly for the movies.. I like action flicks, and dramas, and stuff too.. Not too into horror movies. Never been one to look at blood and guts, and such.

Also..

"And shepherds we shall be.. For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii.. Et Spiritus Sancti."

The six things I could never do without

1. My best friend, Pants.
2. Computer
3. Phone
4. My Brain
5. MUSIC
6. Your face. :)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

random shit. All kinds of glorious thoughts pop in and out of my head at all times.. Most of the time, it'll just come out of my mouth, without my thinking about it, too. I'm still working on my brain/mouth barrier.

On a typical Friday night I am

Pretty bored.. Anyone feel like helping with that?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I dislike not being in a relationship.. I like having someone there.

You should message me if

you want to, you like/can stand my.. unique mannerisms, are looking for a good, honest guy, like getting massages, LOVE MUSIC, want to hear me sing, want to chat, would like a new buddy, like the gloriousness of the color green.. Jeez, I thought I'd have more excuses to talk to me. Oh! Got one! You can also message me if you have another excuse to message me. Which, in itself, is another reason. :P