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31 F Washington, DC

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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
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Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
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My self-summary
I love the Snooze Button! I am also very easily amused.

I'm interested in laughing and having a good time. I love movies and swimming, cooking, a good glass of wine and just coming home to watch TV. I also love to laugh and am looking for someone with a great sense of humor cause I'm a nutter butter.
What I’m doing with my life
I 'm a lawyer and I work on the Hill- how cliche. But truthfully, I love avoiding work and playing pranks on people.
I’m really good at
filling out forms, like this one. And making lasagna. Singing loudly (not well) but loudly.

Wasting time. I have no idea how I do it, but I can make time vanish.

Spelling. Also bad grammar frightens me. I judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my awesome ability to fill out forms. I have no idea how this question is supposed to be answered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
30 Rock (I am Liz Lemon), Arrested Development ( I enjoy the angry nap), An Idiot Abroad, Suits,The Office, Community, anything that makes me laugh. Plus Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Bobs Burgers, Archer, Weeds, Daily Show and Colbert, Modern Family, Seinfeld... and lately American Ninja Warrior. I can't stop watching it.

Books- too many, but I did love Charlotte's Web when I was child. I think that says a lot. I used to spend a lot of time reading about NY Civil Procedure, let me just save you some time, it's not a page turner.

Music- Everything (that totally counts) Classical, Rock, Pop, Opera, Rap, but lately The Morning Benders, Goldfrapp.

I love The Big Lebowski. When I saw True Grit all I could think of was the Dude is on horseback.

I always want to say that I am tired of Vampire Weekend and people saying how much they love them. Chances are if you love them you also smoke American spirits, ride a bike with basket filled with organic food, make your own clothes from wheat, fire your dishware in a kiln and wear super tight pants! In which case please message me so I can mock you.

Food- Noodles (see above), Lasagna, Pad Thai, Sushi, Cous Cous, Tofu, PIZZA, snickerdoodle cookies, Soft Tacos, Indian Food, Crepes, iced coffee and bubble tea. I could do this all day.
The six things I could never do without
Please see "stuff white people like."
Please also see "people of walmart."
Please also see "failblog."

Also iced coffee (must always be iced, even in December and the dead of winter) trackpants, a soft cool pillow, hot shower and noodles. I love all noodles. nom nom nom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nothing. I stare off in to space hoping no one will notice.

Also, what happened to all the Sour Patch Parents?
On a typical Friday night I am
filling out forms... there are those forms again. I don't think any Friday should be typical, but I do love relaxing or getting together with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that I filled out this form. And that after I watch a scary movie I have to hide under the covers because I'm convinced a monster cannot find me under the blanket.

and I went to space camp. no joke. LOVED it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you too filled out this form. Or are particularly quirky and weird. and love when Mrs. Field's cookies are 5 for $6. What a deal! If you have ever seen and loved an episode of Little Britain- we'll get along quite well.

Also if you know who Mr. G and Ja'ime are, then please message me ASAP.