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wondering1s

32 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Vietnamese, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love the Snooze Button! I am also very easily amused.

I'm interested in laughing and having a good time. I love movies and swimming, cooking, a good glass of wine and just coming home to watch TV. I also love to laugh and am looking for someone with a great sense of humor cause I'm a nutter butter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a lawyer and I work on the Hill- how cliche. But truthfully, I love avoiding work and playing pranks on people. I love cooking, never use a recipe, but am a horrible baker. Seriously, I'm awful at baking. But I am good at Asian and Italian cuisine, and love all noodle dishes. noodles rule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out forms, like this one. And making lasagna. Singing loudly (not well) but loudly.

I love telling jokes, have a silly and carefree nature, raunchy sense of humor and like taking risks ( which I know is contrary to the typical lawyer stereotype that we are risk averse and dry)

Wasting time. I have no idea how I do it, but I can make time vanish.

I have lots of hobbies - I love to read, paint, hike, swim, but I hate to run. I do it b/c it's good for cardio- but I look like a buffalo plodding along when I run- it's embarrassing how bad my stride is.

Spelling. Also bad grammar frightens me. I judge. Please know the difference between your and you're.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my awesome ability to fill out forms. I have no idea how this question is supposed to be answered.

but if I'm being honest, my boobs. Asian girls with big boobs are rare, so guys are always asking. So, yes, they're real and they're spectacular. ( If you knew that was a Seinfeld quote, props to you).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Veep, Daily Show, Colbert, Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver, 30 Rock (I am Liz Lemon), Arrested Development ( I enjoy the angry nap), An Idiot Abroad, Suits, The Office, Community, anything that makes me laugh. Plus Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Bobs Burgers, Archer, Weeds, Sherlock ( I LOVE Benedict Cumberbatch and smart, snappy British dialogue, with dry and sarcastic humor) Modern Family, Seinfeld... and lately American Ninja Warrior. I can't stop watching it. Also if the Strong Man competition is on ESPN, I don't know why but I have to watch them flip tires and pull cars. It highly amuses me.

Books- too many, but I did love Charlotte's Web when I was child. I think that says a lot. I used to spend a lot of time reading about NY Civil Procedure, let me just save you some time, it's not a page turner.

Music- Everything (that totally counts) Classical, Rock, Pop, Opera, Rap, but lately The Morning Benders, Goldfrapp.

I love The Big Lebowski. When I saw True Grit all I could think of was the Dude is on horseback.

I always want to say that I am tired of Vampire Weekend and people saying how much they love them. Chances are if you love them you also smoke American spirits, ride a bike with basket filled with organic food, make your own clothes from wheat, fire your dishware in a kiln and wear super tight pants! In which case please message me so I can mock you.

Food- Noodles (see above), Lasagna, Pad Thai, Sushi, Cous Cous, Tofu, PIZZA, snickerdoodle cookies, Soft Tacos, Indian Food, Crepes, iced coffee and bubble tea. I could do this all day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Please see "stuff white people like."
Please also see "people of walmart."
Please also see "failblog."

Also iced coffee (must always be iced, even in December and the dead of winter) trackpants, a soft cool pillow, hot shower and noodles. I love all noodles. nom nom nom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nothing. I stare off in to space hoping no one will notice. :)

I actually spend a lot of time thinking about civil rights, societal responses to congressional policies, electric vehicles, renewable energy and the environment, viability of various legislative initiatives, the political dynamics of different legal systems, geopolitical events, but also what am I going to have for lunch? I also am always looking for the next awesome song to rock out to and concert to see!

Also, what happened to all the Sour Patch Parents?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
filling out forms... there are those forms again. I don't think any Friday should be typical, but I do love relaxing or getting together with friends.

But my Fridays tend to be reserved from recovering from the week, something pretty chill and Saturday is my day to let loose. :) Sundays are for brunch/ dim sum/ and all the crap I was supposed to do but forgot. oops.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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that I filled out this form. And that after I watch a scary movie I have to hide under the covers because I'm convinced a monster cannot find me under the blanket.

and I went to space camp. no joke. LOVED it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you too filled out this form. Or are particularly quirky and weird. and love when Mrs. Field's cookies are 5 for $6. What a deal! If you have ever seen and loved an episode of Little Britain- we'll get along quite well.

Also if you know who Mr. G and Ja'ime are, then please message me ASAP.

But most importantly , if you agree with this John Waters quote: "We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages. Books are cool, if you have to withhold yourself from someone for a bit in order for them to realize this then do so."

I love nerdy guys, I totally want to bang your glasses off.