I'm interested in laughing and having a good time. I love movies and swimming, cooking, a good glass of wine and just coming home to watch TV. I love to laugh and am looking for someone with a great sense of humor cause I'm a nutter butter.
Whenever I see a public health sign that encourages people to take/use the stairs - I believe that is an open invitation to slide down handrails. Wheeee!
I'm nothing if not efficient in my laziness.
I love telling jokes, have a silly and carefree nature, raunchy sense of humor and like taking risks ( which I know is contrary to the typical lawyer stereotype that we are risk averse and dry)
Wasting time. I have no idea how I do it, but I can make time vanish.
I have lots of hobbies - I love to read, paint, hike, swim, but I hate to run. I do it b/c it's good for cardio- but it's embarrassing how bad my stride is.
but if I'm being honest, my boobs. Asian girls with big boobs are rare, so guys are always asking. So, yes, they're real and they're spectacular. ( If you knew that was a Seinfeld quote, props to you).
Plus House of Cards, Bobs Burgers, Weeds, Sherlock ( I LOVE Benedict Cumberbatch and smart, snappy British dialogue, with dry and sarcastic humor) , Seinfeld... and lately American Ninja Warrior. I can't stop watching it. Also if the Strong Man competition is on ESPN, I don't know why but I have to watch them flip tires and pull cars. It highly amuses me.
Books- too many, but I did love Charlotte's Web when I was child. I think that says a lot. I used to spend a lot of time reading about NY Civil Procedure, let me just save you some time, it's not a page turner.
Music- Everything (that totally counts) Classical, Rock, Pop, Opera, Rap, but lately The Morning Benders, Goldfrapp.
I love The Big Lebowski. When I saw True Grit all I could think of was the Dude is on horseback.
Food- Noodles (see above), Lasagna, Pad Thai, Sushi, Cous Cous, Tofu, PIZZA, snickerdoodle cookies, Soft Tacos, Indian Food, Crepes, iced coffee and bubble tea. I could do this all day.
Also iced coffee (must always be iced, even in December and the dead of winter) trackpants, a soft cool pillow, hot shower and noodles. I love all noodles. nom nom nom.
I'm a nightowl as well and need at least an hour or two every night to troll reddit and imgur - because the interwebs are silly.
I actually spend a lot of time thinking about civil rights, societal responses to congressional policies, electric vehicles, renewable energy and the environment, viability of various legislative initiatives, the political dynamics of different legal systems, geopolitical events, but also what am I going to have for lunch? I also am always looking for the next awesome song to rock out to and concert to see!
Also, what happened to all the Sour Patch Parents?
But my Fridays tend to be reserved from recovering from the week, something pretty chill and Saturday is my day to let loose. :) Sundays are for chilling/ cooking/ dim sum/ and all the crap I was supposed to do but forgot. oops.
Also I went to space camp. no joke. LOVED it.
Finally, I had a bowling league in law school- we were called "Motion to Strike."
... if you have ever seen and loved an episode of Little Britain- we'll get along quite well. Also if you know who Mr. G and Ja'ime are, then please message me ASAP.
...if you agree with this John Waters quote: "We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages. Books are cool, if you have to withhold yourself from someone for a bit in order for them to realize this then do so."
But most importantly , if you're intentions are heartfelt and genuine.
I'm looking for something real with a nice guy, who is sincere, kind, intelligent, who has a good sense of humor and won't break my heart.
I do love nerdy guys, I totally want to bang your glasses off. But also I want to be clear that I am looking for something serious but not in a rush to get there.