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wonderpus

33 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Smart and silly lady stepping out onto the internet to meet dudes that aren't my mailman or the old guy who smokes a cigar on the stoop next door.

In the past few years, my cynical smart-ass shell has cracked a bit. Maybe it's age, maybe it was actually experiencing a functional relationship but I now know that love and romance can exist in life without it devolving into Kate Hudson movie cliches, and i'm ready for more of that please.
Or just crazy sexy times. That's fun too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in grad school for Interior Architecture and Design. I've spent a decade in angst over what to do with my life and finally feel like I'm on the way. So that's good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arranging bookshelves
Singing along with guitar solos
Doodling
Making pancakes
The first things people usually notice about me
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My old lady style glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Other than the great tv dramas of our day....I love British tv and quirky animation like Archer and Bobs Burgers. I also watch tons of history and nature docs. Because sometimes you just want to listen to a british man talk about birds for a while.

the last two non schoolbooks I read, because 'ASID Graphic Standards' is not much fun, Gulp by Mary Rough and A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan which I loved and made me feel old and sad but in the best way.

really thin crust pizza or really thick crust pizza, cereal, sultan's market falafel, fancy chocolate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iced coffee
a really good pen
netflix
rosebud salve lip gloss
black tights
google maps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if i should get more tattoos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a crush nick offerman because he carved a canoe out if a tree and smokes a ton of weed.
You should message me if
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you want to! i want to start going out on more dates so if you think i'm cool and i'm feeling it too, let's get a drink!