Hello. My name is Tommy and I'll be your guide today. If you take a look to your right, you'll see my details. If you look below, you'll see things I enjoy. If you only look at my pictures, you're shallow and I've already lost interest in you. Thank you for looking and may the odds be ever in your favor!

I'm a nerd and enjoy doing nerdy activities. When it comes to my career, I work in the film industry doing numerous things. I also enjoy writing screenplays and occasionally I'll direct something.

Not getting offended.

I'm somewhat tall (6'2), my eyes are very blue, and that I'm holding a gun.

Okay, I'm only giving you a list of five (5) of each (each). I'll tell you more on our date.

Movies: The 'Burbs, The Cabin in the Woods, House on Haunted Hill, Star Trek: First Contact, Starship Troopers.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and a bonus show -- COPS.

Books: The Lovely Bones, Generation Kill, World War Z, and two more. (not a huge book reader.)

Music: Enya, CCR, Led Zeppelin, Enigma, Johnny Cash.

Food: Mexican, Chinese, BBQ, Burgers, Anything that used to be alive.

Should I be listing material possessions or philosophical things in this box? I'll wait for technical support to guide me before I fill this section out.

The past, present and future, movies, what the fuck our purpose is, clean energy, the cosmos, the supernatural, the brain, I sure could go on...

Dinking around online, working on a script, watching a DVD at home, running to the 7-11 because I don't want to walk ALLLLL the way in the back of Ralph's for a god damn gallon of milk.

I eat my banana's upside down because they're easier to peel that way. Just pinch the tip and peel. Try it.

You want to trade dating the typical bland, douchy guy with rock-hard abs for a funny, confident guy with no desire for said rock-hard abs.