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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Open relationship
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Okay), French (Okay)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Nick. The phrase "bored twenty-something" comes to mind here.

I've lived in Florida almost exclusively since I was 5, with a 3-year stint in the rainy wastes of Portland, Oregon. After so much time I've finally said my hasta-la-vistas to my home state in order to give my love affair with the PNW another try.

Needless to say, "long walks on the beach" aren't in my vocabulary.

In a semi-open relationship with user femmecatasaurus.

420 friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
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I guess I'm selling my labor for a wage as the capitalist system requires. If you shop at any of the Plaid Pantrys (Pantries? I'm not actually sure how proper nouns pluralize in this language) downtown you'll probably run into me without even realizing it.

Also trying to cultivate some skills, just because it seems like the sort of thing one does. I'm a self-taught programmer and long-term I'd like to be halfway decent at that--maybe even employable if I'm being optimistic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My degree is in math and I specialize/d in discrete geometry, so you could say I'm pretty good at that... But Jesus H. Christ, please don't let that be the only thing I'm good at. I have a hard time judging my own skillz because when I get positive reinforcement it tends to come from friends and I tend to write it off as "oh that's just being nice." If I'm being honest, I think I'm really good at being mostly-okay at a lot of unrelated things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honestly, my ears are ridiculously large. Once they've filed that detail away, it usually doesn't take long to notice that I spend a lot more time listening than talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors is a shorter list than favorite books---Willy Vlautin, T. S. Eliot, George R. R. Martin and Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies—Lately my favorite film is Rubber, this cutely sardonic piece about a psychic tire. I'll rewatch anything directed by Coppola, and I'll never turn down a Tom Cruise vehicle (his role in Tropic Thunder was phenomenal).

Shows—At the risk of revealing how cliched I am, my favorite drama in recent memory was Breaking Bad. I'm totally gripped by The Walking Dead since accidentally catching the season premiere a couple of Sundays ago.

Music—I'm shamelessly in love with My Chemical Romance. I will probably never not be. Lately I just got back into a band called God or Julie when I learned they're actually still somewhat active. Andy Hull (Manchester Orchestra and Bad Books) is a favorite artist of mine, as is Laura Jane Grace (Against Me!, mostly, and a solo album under the name Tom Gabel). Other than those couple of favorites, when I'm at home alone I normally put some Romantic-era piano on and just let it be. When I'm out and about I tend have a mixture of indie, folk-rock/folk-punk and melodic hard rock in my ears.

Food—The surest way to my heart is through my ribcage. After that, it's good tex-mex. Or stroganoff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Long drives, late nights, early mornings, a piano, good coffee, and a book of poetry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I liked my last answer a lot, but lately I've been thinking a lot about how much I wanna be in a metal band. Not because I can sing/scream (can't) or play any instruments (actually I play piano reasonably well but pretty much only classical/romantic era) or because I have lyrics (I do but I think I'd lay down in a puddle of mud before actually letting someone see much less hear them). In fact I have literally no reason for this at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Before I moved out of my home town I was something of a permanent fixture at a local kava bar. Now I guess I need to find a new typical Friday night shenanigan.
You should message me if
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You want a drinking/smoking buddy. The fact that I'm in an open relationship isn't off-putting to you. You're using me as an excuse to pet my cat. You're a poker fiend and you want to play cards. These are all good reasons.

I don't know where else to put this next piece. Though I'm pretty well-familiar with the fact that lack of confidence is a major turn off for most people, I'm ridiculously insecure and if I perceive I'm boring you I'm probably going to just suddenly leave you alone probably forever. So, it kinda sucks but if you actually want to keep me talking or get an in-person meeting set up, don't just assume I'm going to catch a subtle hint. If I visit your profile and then proceed to not say anything to you, chances are I simply didn't feel creative enough at the time to say anything interesting. Sorry.