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33 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:28pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Enthusiastic eater, treehugger, amateur photographer, record collector, film appreciator, wordsmith, budding multilinguist, standup comedian, front-end developer, google glasshole, festival goer, world traveler, Apple fangirl, ex-college radio DJ, recovering MMO player, karaoke wannabe, hiker, biker, violist, pianist, live music addict, serial dilettante & harsh noise enthusiast.
What I’m doing with my life
Turning food into waste
I’m really good at
tying shoelaces, rick rolling, playing the race card, reading the fucking manual, dry repartee
The first things people usually notice about me
My jheri curl and Kmart accessories
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Malcolm Gladwell, Jared Diamond, Richard Dawkins, Michael Pollan, V.S. Ramachandran, Cormac McCarthy, Tolkien, [Into The Wild]], [The World Without Us, The Good Earth, comedy biographies

Movies: Woody Allen, Midnight In Paris, Whatever Works, period pieces, Amadeus, Shakespeare In Love, Gosford Park, Shine, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Sling Blade, Waking Life, Bernie, Coen Bros, There Will Be Blood, Solaris, Memento, Blade Runner, Adaptation, Punch Drunk Love, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Ghost World, American Splendor, The Fog of War, Henry V, Schindlers List, The Aviator, Hero, Spaceballs, Coming to America, Lord of the Rings

Music: local bands, The Weird Weeds, Balmorhea, indie rock, Akron/Family, Grizzly Bear, post rock, Slint, Do Make Say Think, The Books, Tarentel, Aarktica, Explosions In The Sky, shoegaze, My Bloody Valentine, electronica, Oval, Matmos, ambient, Eluvium, Fennesz, folk, Juana Molina, Fursaxa, new weird america, Six Organs of Admittance, psych, drone, Labradford, Date Palms, finger-picking guitarists, Jack Rose, Glenn Jones, doom metal, Sunn O))), Boris, Don Caballero, Tortoise, Mazzy Star, Animal Collective, White Rainbow, Stars of the Lid, Colleen, The Flaming Lips, Yo La Tengo, experimental, Pelt, Burning Star Core, Neptune, Miles Davis, Swans, Mouse on Mars, Caribou, Final Fantasy, Kurt Vile, Tin Hat Trio, classical music, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Smog, Beck

TV: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Saturday Night Live, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Married With Children, Strangers With Candy, Chappelle Show, Real Time With Bill Maher, The McLaughlin Group, Glee, Louie

Podcasts: This American Life, Radiolab, WTF With Marc Maron, Freakonomics Radio, NPR, TED, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, Epic Rap Battles of History
On a typical Friday night I am
At my PC double clickin on my mizzouse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All I've got going for me is my trust fund and my smoking hot beach body
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–59
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you see my amber alert