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33 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:01am
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Foodie with a coarse palate, live music addict, frequent festival goer, world traveler, treehugger, amateur photographer, record collector, film appreciator, linguaphile, standup comedian, front-end developer, google glasshole, Apple fangirl, ex-college radio DJ, karaoke wannabe, hiker, open mic-er, facebook liker, serial dilettante & harsh noise enthusiast.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Turning food into waste
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
retweeting, playing the race card, reading the fucking manual, dry repartee
The first things people usually notice about me
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My jheri curl and Kmart accessories
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Christopher Hitchens, Jared Diamond, Richard Dawkins, Michael Pollan, V.S. Ramachandran, Steven Pinker, Sherry Turkle, Barbara Ehrenreich, Cormac McCarthy, Tolkien, Into The Wild, The World Without Us, The Good Earth, Close to the Machine, comedy biographies, non-fiction

Movies: Woody Allen, Midnight In Paris, Whatever Works, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, period pieces, Amadeus, Shakespeare In Love, Gosford Park, Shine, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Sling Blade, Waking Life, Bernie, Coen Bros, There Will Be Blood, Solaris, Memento, Blade Runner, Adaptation, Punch Drunk Love, Todd Solondz, Ghost World, American Splendor, The Fog of War, Henry V, Schindlers List, The Aviator, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Her, Hero, Spaceballs, Coming to America, Lord of the Rings

Music: local bands, The Weird Weeds, Balmorhea, indie rock, Animal Collective, Akron/Family, Grizzly Bear, post rock, Slint, Do Make Say Think, The Books, Tarentel, Aarktica, Explosions In The Sky, shoegaze, My Bloody Valentine, electronica, Oval, Matmos, ambient, Eluvium, Fennesz, folk, Juana Molina, Fursaxa, new weird america, Six Organs of Admittance, psych, drone, Labradford, Date Palms, finger-picking guitarists, Jack Rose, Glenn Jones, doom metal, Sunn O))), Boris, Don Caballero, Tortoise, Mazzy Star, White Rainbow, Stars of the Lid, Colleen, The Flaming Lips, Yo La Tengo, experimental, Pelt, Burning Star Core, Neptune, Miles Davis, Swans, Mouse on Mars, Caribou, Final Fantasy, Kurt Vile, Tin Hat Trio, classical music, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Smog, Pinback, Beck

TV: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Saturday Night Live, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Married With Children, Strangers With Candy, Chappelle Show, Real Time With Bill Maher, The McLaughlin Group, Glee, Cosmos

Podcasts: This American Life, Radiolab, WTF With Marc Maron, Freakonomics Radio, NPR, TED, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, Epic Rap Battles of History
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Q, W, E, R, T, Y
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
doomsday preps
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At my PC double clickin on my mizzouse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All I've got going for me is my trust fund and my smoking hot beach body
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