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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 50-66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:05pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll ask the questions around here, bub!

Oh, sorry. I've been away for a while (not military, jail or work release) and am readjusting to America's fascination with driving obediently down the middle of highway lanes, only making u-turns at designated spots and parking neatly between the stripes in a lot (I just got busted, with a warning thankfully, for an untidy parking job in my college lot) not to mention women wearing super-tight denim shorts. What did I come back to, Dogpatch?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teachin', writin'

Here are some writin's:
(not sure how that other stuff got in there with all the emoji's...since deleted)
Saudi Arabia
Joe d'Pope...and other drolleries
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tennis, volleyball. massage (I have superduper oil), typing, napping, editing, writing droll comments to the OKC questions.

I can hypnotize your fingers. No kiddin'

Occasionally I can catch a falling star and put it in my knapsack.…€ن
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some stories of mine you might like: "Fried Bologna Surprise" "If I Were King of the World," "The Tao of Wile E Coyote", "On Being Eight Again." I'm also working up a sort of rambling oral rendition of an old Arabian Nights tale involving a genie, a sultan and a cobbler who strikes it rich. It may take 15 minutes...or two present, depending on our moods and how much oral renditioning you can stand.

Or I can just read to you. Pick your book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Sort of.

Well, OK, salt! Happy now?

I like to see the world in a grain of salt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...what i yam.

Extra points if your profile does not include these death-defying phrases: "love to laugh" (or worse, "luv 2 laff"), "Midwest values," "easy going," "no drama," "bottle of fine wine," "can go from jeans to little black dress" (what is this, a photo shoot?)...and while we're on that subject, photos of you with your besties laffing it up.

I know this isn't about Friday night; I just decided to rebel a bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, there was this time in Istanbul...wait! you're not going to trick me again.

(And by the way, if you answered "Why would I answer something private?" or words to that effect, perhaps you could read the heading again: It doesn't say you need to reveal any deeply private thing; it says, what are you willing to admit. See how that works?

If you're not willing to play the game, why not just ignore this item?)

Oh, and I can breathe underwater. (But only the exhaling part so far.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're up really late at night and feeling:
a) goofy
b) creative
c) lonely
d) randy
e) sporty
f) linguistical
g) _____________