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28 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:17pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
Ultimately I like myself enough to hope to find someone just like me, possibly a little smarter-I'm pretty bright, IQ tests and all-, definitely a neater, calmer, more organized version of myself. Im probably one of the coolest people around. I don't know that there's a circle where I don't fit in, high class, low brow, I relish in all of it. Moral integrity is really important to me, as is my huge dysfunctional family
In the words of my mother, I always give my ass and shit through my ribs-if that doesn't need an explanation-your people came off the same boat, or you're my kind of person.
I worry about money, but I don't worry about money, if you get that logic, we should talk
If you're not jealous, but appreciate walking around with a beautiful woman because you got her and know how to keep her, we'll get along fine
If you laugh at everyone and everything-yourself included- I've been waiting for you
If you're the corny guy that wrote "you?" as one of the six things you can't do without, you might be the one
I do have 2 awesome little people- no not dwarfs, my children- so if that's a deal-breaker, and I can understand why it might be, get off my profile :)
What I’m doing with my life
Biggering, and biggering, but not in a purely capitalist sense. Im trying to build wealth, while building my character, and hopefully building others around me...yep, I'm life's architect
I’m really good at
Being present...
Being late
Saying inappropriate things
Climbing trees
Telling the truth
Not caring what others think
Caring about everybody... almost everybody
Making sure the good in me outweighs the bad
Killing plants
Getting food on my clothes
Making sweats with stains look like haute couture
The first things people usually notice about me
From the front or back? Lol
From the back, I have a great ass- random people have told me this in very polite ways
From the front, that I'm
When I speak, that I talk "white"-I do enjoy.small doses of harmless ignorance-and that I'm not the stuck-up, unapproachable, bitch I look like-they usually say one, not all three, and again, always very politely
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No sci-fi, no fantasy, no death rock or heavy metal, nothing spicy or exotic ie orangutan, everything else is fair game
I absolutely love Green Eggs and Ham, Dr.Seuss? Yep, love him
The six things I could never do without
Im just going to say GOD, because I believe everything else follows accordingly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much of the truth is readily available to the masses
How much truth I can handle
New age forms of genocide that are blatantly practiced
Why being gay is advertised and encouraged instead of simply accepted
Titles of various songs-when Shazam is unavailable
Why I can never truly clear my mind when I meditate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning to go out, while simultaneously finding reasons not to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im seriously considering buying driving gloves
Transgendered and bisexual men make me especially uncomfortable
I clicked on a swinging couple's profile only because I didn't believe it was real
I burp really loudly
I'm usually unapologetic, but it's easy for me to admit when I'm wrong
I think I'm too old to argue in a relationship, I'd probably rather call it quits
I judge people who don't tip fairly and can't be bothered with proper grammar
I devise cruel and unusual punishments for rapists and people who hurt children and the disabled
Sometimes I take the low road, and I'm ok with it
Every time I see a really old person I say "awwwwww"
I have road rage- working on it
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can appreciate the sexiness of a beautiful heart or brain
You didn't just grow old, you grew up
You laugh at racist or dirty jokes, just because they're funny, not because you're a racist or perv
You know how to cook and clean (I do, and I kill my own bugs)
You enjoy, but are not obsessed with sex
You don't take psychiatric medication- although drugs of any sort are a deal breaker
Neither your breath nor ass have a foul odor