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worm3rd

27 / M / straight / Available

Burlington, Massachusetts

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
—
Pets
—
Languages
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Ukrainian (Okay)

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I am described, verbally, and with words.

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My Self-Summary

I'm looking for girls from various countries to send me a .wav recording of them saying their language's equivalent of "that same sentence". I'd also appreciate it if you could write out what you said coupled with a literal translation, and a note of if it's a kind of particular pronunciation unique to your area, in .tif format. Ideally they would be in a very relaxed tone of voice. Think of floating alone in a small spaceship, unable to sleep, but not tired, not hungry, not bored, just eagerly awaiting your arrival a the destination while being amazed by everything you see. Or just take something to help you think of that. I like girls who can follow directions. It's for a musical project.
Now in Russian
Изобретателем «Испанской партии» считается Руи Лопес (в зарубежной литературе данный дебют назван в его честь «защитой Руи Лопеса»), однако первое упоминание об этом дебюте встречается в руководстве испанского шахматиста XV-XVI веков Хуана Лусены. Дебют характеризуется сложностью и разнообразием схем. Ему посвящены многочисленные анализы. Большую роль в разработке теории дебюта сыграли В. Стейниц, К. Яниш, М. Чигорин, М. Маршалл, З. Тарраш, А. Алехин, М. Эйве, П. Керес, В. Смыслов, И. Болеславский, И.Зайцев, С.Фурман, А. Карпов, Г. Каспаров и многие другие выдающиеся шахматисты.
Now in Ukrainian
Вперше як окремий дебют згадується Л. Лусеною (1497). Перші серйозні аналізи було зроблено Р. Лопес (1561), через що довгий час(до середини 19-го ст.) цей дебют мав назву «Дебют Рюі Лопеса». У ранніх трактуваннях іспанська партія переслідувала елементарну тактичну мету — погрозу пішаку «e5». У подальшому ідейний зміст дебюту став набагато глибше.

У 17—18-х сторіччях іспанська партія не була популярним дебютом, значно поступаючись у росповсюдженності та вживаності гамбітам та іншим відкритим дебютам.

What I’m doing with my life

I don't understand.

I’m really good at

Your mom.

TIFF is a flexible, adaptable file format for handling images and data within a single file, by including the header tags (size, definition, image-data arrangement, applied image compression) defining the image's geometry. For example, a TIFF file can be a container holding compressed (lossy) JPEG and (lossless) PackBits compressed images. A TIFF file also can include a vector-based Clipping path (outlines, croppings, image frames). The ability to store image data in a lossless format makes a TIFF file a useful image archive, because, unlike standard JPEG files, a TIFF file using lossless compression (or none) may be edited and re-saved without losing image quality. Of course this is not the case when using the TIFF as a container holding compressed JPEG. Other TIFF options are layers and pages.

Also, Soul Calibur IV.

The first things people usually notice about me

A good ninja is known by many; a great ninja is known by none.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Science, creative, experimental, and sushi. I also like the Universe. (I don't know if there's a band like that, but it's not a band, it's where we live. It's kind of hard to use tags when I don't find branded things to be interesting topics most of the time, and there are so many brands that before long almost every word will be a brand. What am I doing typing? I better start to run. GAHHH!!!)

The six things I could never do without

This question should be "would not want to live without". The way it currently is phrased sounds rather stupid. "Oh, Sally, I could never do without Johnny! Wheeaaaaahh, weaaahhh, whine whine whine!"

Seriously, who says that?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Well, I think about a new thing every time I think, since I've already thought about old things before. If I thought about the same thing repeatedly I would be a retard.

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On a typical Friday night I am

A Friday night does not differ from any other night of the week for me.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Secrets are for those who are ashamed of themselves. But I can't think of anything to brag about without a more specific question.

You should message me if

I don't care. I know I would message myself any day. I am waving a fan at myself as I type this. I am sitting back on a lounging chair with a fancy drink. I am wearing white pants in this image. Maybe a Hawaiian shirt of some kind.

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