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30 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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UF grad. PhD. Writer. Actor. Runner. Gamer. Dog lover. (Cats are cool too.)

I came to Gainesville for school in 2005. After grad school, I got a job here in town and decided to put down roots. Since I'm not a transient anymore, I'm looking for a legitimate relationship with someone that I can have genuine affection for. I'm not into organized sports, so I get my exercise running, which my dog seems pretty happy with. I like to relax with a good game - not videogames, games you play at the kitchen table with actual people - or with a good book. Currently reading a biography of Lord Byron, [u]Don Quixote[/u], and a collection of weird fiction from the early 2000s.

I'm looking for someone down to earth but open minded, with a real life and real ambition. Not looking for drama or silliness. A good sense of humor is a must. Anyone unable to hold an intelligent conversation need not apply. Quiet or shy is fine (cute even). Nerds welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a local company, where I write and edit educational content. I've published poetry and short stories before, but I'm currently working to break into the industry for real.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
words
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long on courtesy, short on bullshit tolerance. High chance of sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There's way too much awesome stuff in the world to list what I like at any given moment. But here's some random shit I've gradually come up with off the top of my head.

Books (fiction and non-): Blake's poetry, Lovecraft's fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, House of Leaves, Godel Escher Bach, A Thousand Plateaus, Narrative Unbound, The Tree of Knowledge, A Canticle for Leibowitz, John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, Skullcrack City, Extinction Journals

TV: Dexter, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Squidbillies, South Park, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, House, Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, AbFab, Breaking Bad, Eastbound and Down, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The Newsroom

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Snatch, The Fountain, Helvetica, Objectified, In the Realms of the Unreal, Objectified, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Pacific Rim, Troll Hunter, John Dies at the End

Music: Steely Dan, The Gorillaz, Mark Farina, Flying Lotus, Miles Davis, Daft Punk, Girl Talk, MF Doom, DangerMouse, Fatboy Slim, Herbaliser, Scissor Sisters, Fleetwood Mac (the Nicks & Buckingham lineup), ELO

Games: good ol'-fashioned poker, D&D, CoC, Fluxx, Magic, Forbidden Desert
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good books
my dog
a pair of running shoes
the universe
being able to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if Ringo was lying when he said I could've been the fifth Beatle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting somewhere. Possibly walking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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People compare me to Sheldon Cooper more than I'd really like. I'm pretty sure it's not because of social ineptness.
You should message me if
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you know some words and how to use them.