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29 M Gainesville, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a culture junky; I like books, most arts, and generally learning new things.

I have a PhD from UF. I used to teach there, and I'm still working in education, but in the private sector now. I think that learning and knowledge are the most important and empowering things in the world--but teaching, the profession in the 21st century, is a chump's game if you're doing the actual teaching.

Right now, I'm working on getting my dissertation published, and I'm working on a book about poetry and neurology. (For all you theory nerds out there, it's about a constructivist approach to poetics and criticism.)

I'm a born-and-raised Floridian, and I love the Florida wilderness. I have a crazy bat-eared dog, and she loves the Florida wilderness too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'd eventually like to teach at a tech or a design school. Until then, I'm enjoying a reprieve from academia. Someday, when professors are wealthy and respected, I'm going to retire to a beach in outer space.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
words
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
an unusual sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Seriously? I like way too much stuff to ever be able to list it here. These are some of the highlights.

Books (fiction and non-): Blake's poetry, Lovecraft's fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, House of Leaves, Godel Escher Bach, A Thousand Plateaus, Narrative Unbound, The Tree of Knowledge, A Canticle for Leibowitz, John Dies at the End

TV: Dexter, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Squidbillies, South Park, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, House, Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, AbFab, Breaking Bad, Eastbound and Down, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Snatch, The Fountain, Helvetica, Objectified, In the Realms of the Unreal, Objectified, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Pacific Rim, Troll Hunter, John Dies at the End

Music: Steely Dan, The Gorillaz, Mark Farina, Flying Lotus, Miles Davis, Daft Punk, Girl Talk, MF Doom, DangerMouse, Fatboy Slim, Herbaliser, Scissor Sisters, Fleetwood Mac (the Nicks & Buckingham lineup), ELO

Games: good ol'-fashioned poker, D&D (3.5), Call of Cthulhu (D20), Fluxx, Magic: The Gathering, Mage Knight, Warhammer 40K, ... and looking forward to Kingdom Death
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good books
my dog
a pair of running shoes
the universe
being able to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
total brony
You should message me if
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you know some words and how to use them.