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29 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a PhD-holder and William Blake specialist. A former teacher, I'm currently working in the private education sector, where the dollars happen. I spend most of my time reading, writing, gaming, and wandering Gainesville.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying my job, working on a book about poetry, writing short stories, and taking long dog walks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
words
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the sarcasm factor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Seriously? I like way too much stuff to ever be able to list it here. These are some of the highlights.

Books (fiction and non-): Blake's poetry, Lovecraft's fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, House of Leaves, Godel Escher Bach, A Thousand Plateaus, Narrative Unbound, The Tree of Knowledge, A Canticle for Leibowitz, John Dies at the End

TV: Dexter, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Squidbillies, South Park, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, House, Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, AbFab, Breaking Bad, Eastbound and Down, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Snatch, The Fountain, Helvetica, Objectified, In the Realms of the Unreal, Objectified, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Pacific Rim, Troll Hunter, John Dies at the End

Music: Steely Dan, The Gorillaz, Mark Farina, Flying Lotus, Miles Davis, Daft Punk, Girl Talk, MF Doom, DangerMouse, Fatboy Slim, Herbaliser, Scissor Sisters, Fleetwood Mac (the Nicks & Buckingham lineup), ELO

Games: good ol'-fashioned poker, D&D (3.5), Call of Cthulhu (D20), Fluxx, Magic: The Gathering, Mage Knight, Warhammer 40K, ... and looking forward to Kingdom Death
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good books
my dog
a pair of running shoes
the universe
being able to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People compare me to Sheldon Cooper more than I'd really like.
You should message me if
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you know some words and how to use them.