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wotubenmissn

43 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Over time, I've been building my castle of love
Just for two, though YOU never knew YOU were my reason
I've gone much too far, for YOU now to say
That I've got to throw my castle away

Over dreams, I have picked out a perfect 'come true'
Though YOU never knew it was of YOU I've been dreaming
The sandman has come from too far away
For YOU to say, "Come back some other day"

And though YOU don't believe that they do
They do come true, for did my dreams
Come true when I looked at YOU
And maybe too, if YOU would believe
YOU too might be overjoyed, over loved, over me"

Stevie Wonder - Overjoyed

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A SPARTAN! AROO!

Lol, what a fun event, it is just as much a mental challenge as it is physical, although truth be told I'm disappointed in my performance, because I was conserving energy and not really trying to set a personal best time. That's what I'm going to shoot for next.

When I tell folks to STFU, it is just saying SPARTAN The F(horn honk) Up! And get over whatever it is that bothering you at the moment. It can be overcome.

*Spartan Up Moment*. If you have paid an ounce of attention to politics, you know that this Republican led Congress has been one of the most unproductive of all time. A lot of it stems from their hatred of the President, and a reluctance to accept change. They want things to stay the way they were, they want old unwritten rules to apply in everyday life. It is a conservative or "traditional" mindset. Instead of trying to make things work, they decide they won't do anything at all until people come around to their view. They need to STFU!

How many of us approach relationships with a conservative/traditional mindset? Where men do this, and women do that. If everything is not exactly how you want it, then you don't want anything to do with it. If someone meets you 1/2 way, your position is still, NO! I want it MY way. Crazy right? STFU!

*End of SUM*

I see I must've erased my explanation of no face pic at some point in my many modifications of this. I apologize for not posting a face pic. I have absolutely no problem sending a face pic if interested, but I'm sure with all the info I've posted, a lack of a face pic is not prohibitive as far as correspondences are concerned, because I don't think anyone in their right mind would let that stop them from meeting a potential mate especially with a pic being so easy to obtain. Plus I am now Skype friendly.

I don't do too well with narcissists, but at the same time I think I can tell when someone is trying to "sell" themselves when it comes to online profiles. So it is a good thing to list your positives. Hopefully, folks will have the same take with my profile, because other than here you won't really hear me talk about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Leaving no stone unturned, checkin for wifey, hence my checking out of this site.

Ok I put it back on here...versatility. Help me get my mind back right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7w8F14gk3s

The money, the cars, the clothes, the home, all my goals…

Yeah, I want the money,
Money and the cars
Cars, and the clothes, the home
Of my goals, I just wanna meet,
I just wanna meet, Beautiful
I just wanna meet,
I just wanna meet, Beautiful
I just wanna meet,
I just wanna meet, Beautiful

Beauty!
Aw yeah, waited long to meet ya’
Got me staring at you, gawkin’ at all of your features
This is it, can't miss it, to me the finest creature
Soon enough wanting to say vows-- in front ya’ preacher
And best believe those words will be crystal clear
This nonfiction that every woman wanna hear
A lot of yall that I've met but YOU have no peers
It may sound strange but you're the one I want to tell my fears
Share with you my thoughts, tears that I shed
Put our dreams together like communion breaking bread--
Yep these words are serious, come with me
And we will turn all our fantasies into reality
Yeah, I want it all, do what it takes for it
Big dreams and you, I'd trade all up my pride for it
I'm fly by myself but I want you as my co-pilot
I know that you are comin’ I just hope you don't lose sight of it

I want the money,
Money and the cars
Cars, and the clothes, the home
Of my goals, I just wanna meet,
I just wanna meet, Beautiful
I just wanna meet, I just wanna meet Beautiful
I just wanna meet, I just wanna meet Beautiful

Yeah, I want things to go my way
I call you Beautiful but listen to what I say
Not talkin’ bout your fine-ness that's well known
But I want you for kindness and su muy intelligente
So don't hide it from me-- talkin' heart's jewel
Turn it over and you'll never feel you've been fooled
Spent many hours turnin' pebbles, stones up
And many thousand dollars worth of TIME for this rare love
Damn, my reality has set in
No more bouncin’ around hoping that this the magic weekend
And we can tell our friends that we are through with all the waitin'
And show this world another couple that they can start to hatin'
It's not playa but F^(k it-- this is my goal
and sweetie I'm the truth cuz I just had to get Ms. Beautiful
Through life changes I will love you every way and mo'
It’s all good as we both will watch our kids grow
cuz I want

I want the money,
Money and the cars
Cars, and the clothes, the home
Of my goals, I just wanna meet,
I just wanna meet, Beautiful
I just wanna meet, I just wanna meet Beautiful
I just wanna meet, I just wanna meet Beautiful

….

Next verse you must understand, I'm not a perfect person
but I'm trying to be all I can
The best laid out dreams with imperfect plans
But if you work with me I will be equal to the task at hand
In person I am everything and more
Go everywhere those other fellas never would explore
InMyMind this waiting feels like I am drifting far off shore
Imagine how I'll be when I find what I'm searchin’ for.
Yeah, this search is spinning me dizzy--
Chicks call me Mr. Damn,Why-He-Actin'-All-Picky?
But scans for this woman can turn out to be tricky
Though some women highly touted can turn out to be dit-zy
So Beautiful, I promise this-- know you'll be glad
That I waited cuz YOU’RE—“The Best, I Ever Had”
It's real sweetie, so don't pass believe, trust
And I swear you'll be filled with true love, all I want is

I want the money,
Money and the cars
Cars, and the clothes, the home
Of my goals, I just wanna meet,
I just wanna meet, Beautiful
I just wanna meet, I just wanna meet Beautiful
I just wanna meet, I just wanna meet Beautiful
Yeah, it's like
I know what I gotta say
I just don't know where you are to say it…to you…
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up R&B songs about mundane subjects...on the spot.
Coming up with dares to do to strangers while out shopping, as if we're on a practical joke tv show.
Transposing letters when typing really quikc like I just did!
Shifting blame to other folks for bad stuff, taking credit for good.
I can ejaculate words into a regular conversation that make people think, "is he using that word correctly?"...um of course I did Grammer Hitler, now go play with your dictatorship somwhere else! (Grammar misspelled on purpose).

If you have a phatty (and you know who you are...it's a requirement for public appearances) I'm very good-VERY good, at palming it in public so that everyone involved maintains their dignity.

Seriously though, I do feel I have many talents you'll have to trust me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sense of style.
Eyes-they are brown but I guess something about them make folks try to guess my ethnic background (hint both my parents are African-American but I'm sure something was happening in the lineage).

Dimples/Smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's been a minute since I've read a book for pleasure. Favorite movie of all time is FORREST GUMP, favorite comedy is THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY and FRIDAY. I tend to go to comedy movies, I do like a good rom-com when told from the male perspective, LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS, DEFINITELY MAYBE, 500 DAYS OF SUMMER to name a few, and Comic Book superhero movies. I like going to the movies in general.

Music, Hip-Hop (A Tribe Called Quest), R&B (especially old school 80-90's) Stevie Wonder is my favorite artist.

Seafood, American, Italian, Mexican in that order. I don't really eat a lot of red meat and even less pork. My diet is mostly seafood, and poultry.

I don't watch much TV other than NFL. But I do dvr some shows, Parks & Recreation (LOVE Aubrey Plaza, & Chris Pratt really the whole cast). Real Time with Bill Maher. "New Girl" (I have a secret crush on Zooey Deschanel).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Internet, Money,Smartphone, Health, Street Smarts.
I do talk to my smartphone even while it is off...it's so smart!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to educate grown azz men so that if by some horrific chance they find themselves having to pinch a log in a public bathroom that it is unacceptable to be groaning and carrying on like they are wrestling a grizzly bear in the stall. Have some dignity for yourself!

Football, Romance, of course getting married and having kids.
While I want to get married, I don't feel it is something one just jumps into for the sake of doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. If I decide to work on Saturdays, in the family business, I will probably be sleeping early/catching up on the tv shows I've dvr'd, or I'm out and about "touching the people" to see if I can come across my Queenie.

I was formerly very active in a community service group that has activities, (dance classes, pool night, karaoke night) and occasionally I will dip in there to see what's happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1)When I'm looking at profile pics one determining factor for me is whether there is a pic up where I can tell what kinda curves the female is working with. If there is a full body pic, the legs crossed posed is as common as the male "i'm on parole no smile" pose.

Help us out ladies!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are very attractive, in shape (I prefer pear shape over apple...c'mon now, lol), romantic, can laugh at yourself/don't take self too seriously, good sense of humor, CONFIDENT, fairly ambitious, want children.

Hopefully you have a lil competitive streak so that if we go to a fight party and a spades game breaks out, you won't embarrass me on the spades or bid whist table. By the same token, you should have the versatility that when we go out to galas and special nights out, the attention is definitely more so on you, than me.

1) Marriage leaning, you enjoy your dating life but um it's time for a change.

2) Want to have at least one good laugh everyday.

3) Have great fashion sense so you can assist me in my business with the women's fashion.

4) Have a fairly healthy lifestyle because I need to believe you will outlive me...

5) Believe in fairy-tale endings.