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wotubenmissn

43 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since I don't have Verizon for internet, I'm putting it out there that this is just another halffasst profile for your viewing pleasure.

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A SPARTAN Trifecta Medal Holder.

So I did the Ohio Beast about 3 weeks ago. It wasn't as physically demanding as the VA Super, but it was cold as hell, it rained, AND hailed on us for about 5-10 minutes. It was like Hunger Games up in that piece. I was thinking, "how'd they turn on the hail like that?" Hands got so cold after awhile that I happily did burpees instead of trying to climb the rope ladder.

I did however finished the best I had done out of the 3 races for my age bracket, 58th overall, out of 500 in the bracket, 306 out of all the racers, and I won't comment on how many women finished ahead of me...1 is too many! Lol. J/k.

Now I don't know what to do with myself...except maybe do it again, *shrugs shoulders*.

I see I must've erased my explanation of no face pic at some point in my many modifications of this. I apologize for not posting a face pic. I have absolutely no problem sending a face pic if interested, but I'm sure with all the info I've posted, a lack of a face pic is not prohibitive as far as correspondences are concerned, because I don't think anyone in their right mind would let that stop them from meeting a potential mate especially with a pic being so easy to obtain. Plus I am now Skype friendly.

I don't do too well with narcissists, but at the same time I think I can tell when someone is trying to "sell" themselves when it comes to online profiles. So it is a good thing to list your positives. Hopefully, folks will have the same take with my profile, because other than here you won't really hear me talk about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I definitely have more things going on career-wise than the average person. I have not fulfilled a lot of my objectives yet, simply because I don't want to do it as a single person, meaning, once I find someone that I could see spending my life with, I will make some things happen.

Until then, I spend most of my time trying to be the best I can be, this includes taking time for personal reflection (often while jogging) and trying to remain "at the top of my game." So naturally I seek a similar mindset.

Lately I've been into obstacle courses because it gives me an outlet from spending time in the gym/ living a fairly healthy lifestyle.

Leaving no stone unturned, checkin for wifey, hence my checking out of this site.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up R&B songs about mundane subjects...on the spot.
Coming up with dares to do to strangers while out shopping, as if we're on a practical joke tv show.
Transposing letters when typing really quikc like I just did!
Shifting blame to other folks for bad stuff, taking credit for good.
I can ejaculate words into a regular conversation that make people think, "is he using that word correctly?"...um of course I did Grammer Hitler, now go play with your dictatorship somwhere else! (Grammar misspelled on purpose).

If you have a phatty (and you know who you are...it's a requirement for public appearances) I'm very good-VERY good, at palming it in public so that everyone involved maintains their dignity.

Seriously though, I do feel I have many talents you'll have to trust me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sense of style.
Eyes-they are brown but I guess something about them make folks try to guess my ethnic background (hint both my parents are African-American but I'm sure something was happening in the lineage).

Dimples/Smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's been a minute since I've read a book for pleasure. Favorite movie of all time is FORREST GUMP, favorite comedy is THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY and FRIDAY. I tend to go to comedy movies, I do like a good rom-com when told from the male perspective, LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS, DEFINITELY MAYBE, 500 DAYS OF SUMMER to name a few, and Comic Book superhero movies. I like going to the movies in general.

Music, Hip-Hop (A Tribe Called Quest), R&B (especially old school 80-90's) Stevie Wonder is my favorite artist.

Seafood, American, Italian, Mexican in that order. I don't really eat a lot of red meat and even less pork. My diet is mostly seafood, and poultry.

I don't watch much TV other than NFL. But I do dvr some shows, Parks & Recreation (LOVE Aubrey Plaza, & Chris Pratt really the whole cast). Real Time with Bill Maher. "New Girl" (I have a secret crush on Zooey Deschanel).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Internet, Money,Smartphone, Health, Street Smarts.
I do talk to my smartphone even while it is off...it's so smart!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to educate grown azz men so that if by some horrific chance they find themselves having to pinch a log in a public bathroom that it is unacceptable to be groaning and carrying on like they are wrestling a grizzly bear in the stall. Have some dignity for yourself!

Football, Romance, of course getting married and having kids.
While I want to get married, I don't feel it is something one just jumps into for the sake of doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. If I decide to work on Saturdays, in the family business, I will probably be sleeping early/catching up on the tv shows I've dvr'd, or I'm out and about "touching the people" to see if I can come across my Queenie.

I was formerly very active in a community service group that has activities, (dance classes, pool night, karaoke night) and occasionally I will dip in there to see what's happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1)When I'm looking at profile pics one determining factor for me is whether there is a pic up where I can tell what kinda curves the female is working with. If there is a full body pic, the legs crossed posed is as common as the male "i'm on parole no smile" pose.

Help us out ladies!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Down-to-earth, but secretly think you are kinduva big deal. You must also LOVE surprises or at the very least, are not such a control freak that you dislike them. I love to surprise and I will work to make you will feel like you are one of the luckiest women in the world.

No matter how convincing I am in telling you that you are perfect (when I do make those kinds of compliments) you are the type that won't rest on your laurels (not Laurel, MD, that place is weird).

I need you to know what is going on politically...at least enough to have an intelligent conversation.

You are very attractive, in shape (I prefer pear shape over apple...c'mon now, lol), romantic, can laugh at yourself/don't take self too seriously, good sense of humor, CONFIDENT, fairly ambitious, want children.

Hopefully you have a lil competitive streak so that if we go to a fight party and a spades game breaks out, you won't embarrass me on the spades or bid whist table. By the same token, you should have the versatility that when we go out to galas and special nights out, the attention is definitely more so on you, than me.

1) Marriage leaning, you enjoy your dating life but um it's time for a change.

2) Want to have at least one good laugh everyday.

3) Have great fashion sense so you can assist me in my business with the women's fashion.

4) Have a fairly healthy lifestyle because I need to believe you will outlive me...

5) Believe in fairy-tale endings.