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wow_fun_human

20 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I will destroy OkCupid. I will destroy eHarmony. I will destroy every dating website, including the Christian one and the nerd one and the juggalo one. I will replace them with a single dating website of my own design. Upon registration, you must make a choice. Do you choose Unfathomable Ancient Pyramid, or do you choose Unfathomable Future Cube? Then you will be matched according to your preference. I plan to call my dating website "Super Soul Sex Dot Com" and I am not interested in hearing your proposals for an alternative name.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring screenwriter/novelist/shitty artist/comic book writer/funny person ("joke dude" or "joke dogg," interchangeably)/cosmic druid/functional human being.
I’m really good at
Mining the primordial ur-consciousness for stupid tweets. Writing stuff that makes people feel some combination of amusement and confusion. Teetering on the brink of "yeah, good enough."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Writers: Douglas Adams, Robert Anton Wilson, China Mieville, James Joyce, Kurt Vonnegut, e e cummings, Pablo Neruda, W. B. Yeats, Italo Calvino, Steve Roggenbuck, Bob Burden, John Donne, Jesse Moynihan

Directors: Alejandro Jodorowsky (my personal hero and role model), Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, Luis Bunuel, Werner Herzog, Sidney Lumet, David Cronenberg, Miranda July, the Coen Brothers, Charlie Kaufman, Wong Kar-wai, Mel Brooks, David Zucker

TV: Louie deserves a category all to itself; then post-modern comedies like Tim & Eric, Wonder Showzen, Comedy Bang Bang; normal sitcoms like 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development; weird British crap like Garth Marenghi, Mighty Boosh; serial dramas like Downton Abbey, Twin Peaks, X-Files, House of Cards; and, uh, anime, like Tatami Galaxy, Nichijou, FLCL

Music: Pandora stations include Charles Mingus, Sonny Rollins, Talking Heads, Fleetwood Mac, Tallest Man on Earth, Soul Khan, Onyx, Fugees, Washed Out, Com Truise, Sufjan Stevens, Talkdemonic, The Mummies, Psyche Origami, Gustav Mahler, Dmitri Shostakovich, and Yes. I like Arcade Fire and Pink Floyd a lot too.

Current song: The Gizmos - Progressive Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSnTkx1ttrM
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The sublime terror of existence. Carl Jung. Radical politics and praxis. Detournement. Fighting against my own internalized misogyny and racism. Story ideas. Surrealism. Prophecies, synchronicities, mysticism, the Tarot, esoteric forms of knowledge, that sort of thing. How after all this time myth and ritual still penetrate contemporary culture like grass peeking through cracks in the pavement. Jokes. How to survive in society. How to help others survive in society. Harmony with nature and the macrocosmos. How friggin beautiful everything is, dang.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being some kind of WIGGLY, ALIVE ANIMAL on the frickin EARTH feeling INDESCRIBABLY WEIRD AND GOOD FEELINGS.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My selfie game is outrageous.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to compare favorite words and/or favorite Horse_ebooks tweets and/or comics and/or movies and/or experiences of breathtaking inarticulable spiritual transcendence and/or and/or and/or and/or and/or