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wow_fun_human

20 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I will destroy OkCupid. I will destroy eHarmony. I will destroy every dating website, including the Christian one and the nerd one and the juggalo one. I will replace them with a single dating website of my own design. Upon registration, you must make a choice. Do you choose Unfathomable Ancient Pyramid, or do you choose Unfathomable Future Cube? Then you will be matched according to your preference. I plan to call my dating website "Super Soul Sex Dot Com" and I am not interested in hearing your proposals for an alternative name.
What I’m doing with my life
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Aspiring screenwriter/novelist/shitty artist/comic book writer/funny person ("joke dude" or "joke dogg," interchangeably)/cosmic druid/functional human being.

In New York for the summer. During this time I must write a million plays and read a million books or else my enemies from the Deep Web have sworn to murder me with their huge muscles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mining the primordial ur-consciousness for stupid tweets. Using craigslist to prank e-mail shameless reality TV casting directors. Creating stuff that makes people feel some combination of amusement and confusion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers: Douglas Adams, Robert Anton Wilson, China Mieville, James Joyce, Kurt Vonnegut, e e cummings, Pablo Neruda, W. B. Yeats, Italo Calvino, Steve Roggenbuck, Bob Burden, John Donne, Jesse Moynihan

Directors: Alejandro Jodorowsky (my personal hero and role model), Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, Luis Bunuel, Werner Herzog, Sidney Lumet, David Cronenberg, Miranda July, the Coen Brothers, Charlie Kaufman, Wong Kar-wai, Mel Brooks, David Zucker

TV: Louie deserves a category all to itself; then post-modern comedies like Tim & Eric, Wonder Showzen, Comedy Bang Bang, The Eric Andre Show; normal sitcoms like 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development; weird British crap like Garth Marenghi, Mighty Boosh; serial dramas like Downton Abbey, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, X-Files, House of Cards; and, uh, anime, like Tatami Galaxy, Nichijou, FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Music: Pandora stations include Charles Mingus, Sonny Rollins, Talking Heads, Fleetwood Mac, Tallest Man on Earth, Soul Khan, Onyx, Fugees, Washed Out, Com Truise, Sufjan Stevens, Talkdemonic, The Mummies, Psyche Origami, Gustav Mahler, Dmitri Shostakovich, and Yes. I like Arcade Fire and Pink Floyd a lot too.

Current song: Sarah Vaughan - Lullaby of Birdland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8cFdZyWOOs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The sublime terror of existence. Carl Jung. Radical politics and praxis. Detournement. Fighting against my own internalized misogyny and racism. Story ideas. Surrealism. Prophecies, synchronicities, mysticism, the Tarot, esoteric forms of knowledge, that sort of thing. How after all this time myth and ritual still penetrate contemporary culture like grass peeking through cracks in the pavement. Jokes. How to survive in society. How to help others survive in society. Harmony with nature and the macrocosmos. How friggin beautiful everything is, dang.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being some kind of WIGGLY, ALIVE ANIMAL on the frickin EARTH feeling INDESCRIBABLY WEIRD AND GOOD FEELINGS.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My selfie game is outrageous.
You should message me if
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You want to compare favorite words and/or favorite Horse_ebooks tweets and/or comics and/or movies and/or experiences of breathtaking inarticulable spiritual transcendence and/or and/or and/or and/or and/or