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26 Gainesville, FL Transgender


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 19
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fuck this, thirsty bitches be trying too hard and everybody else doesn't use internet dating. I'm real as they come, I cared once but the number of fucks I now give is equivalent to the number of people I've slept with divided by zero. The truth is you can read the rest of this bullshit in my profile or you can send me a message and I probably won't get back to you, it's your choice but either way you're probably wasting your time.

Things I like:
-Girls that message me
-Tall girls that want to hold my hand
-Short girls because physical appearance has nothing to do with your personality
-Girls who are as smart or more than me
-Engineering majors
-Cars and dresses

Things I don't like:
-Guys who can't read this section of my profile
-Your dick pic

Ps. I think it's totally acceptable if our first date constitutes of doing our nails
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Continually re-editing my dating profiles online to make myself look cooler than I actually am
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining the most useless information ever, thinking people are into me when they're actually not, observing my surroundings, redneck engineering, actually fixing things right, cooking and baking, playing the tuba, saying the wrong things at the wrong time, not having a filter, staying positive and optimistic, telling really bad stories
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I can be blunt, straightforward, that I generally don't give a fuck, but mostly I might be just a little awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Psycho, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, A Brave New World

The Blues Brothers, Zoolander, The Original Star Wars trilogy, Star Trek, James Bond, Batman, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, Battlestar Galactica, Bobs Burgers, I generally don't watch that much TV though all the shows I watch I watch off the Internet.

All music, with lots of electronic and house. You should also know I marched 3 years in DCI (if you know what that is huge plus)

I like all of the food all of the time!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Star dust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not to spend my evenings gorging myself on wine and chocolate or trying to meet someone on tinder
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nowadays I work downtown so I spend all my nights witnessing the locals partake in alcohol induced stupidity. If I have the night off I'm probably at home being a broke ass bitch with my dog
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time I ate a milk bone
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you made it all the way through that mess and you don't think I'm crazy. And if you think you're gay enough to deal with my shit