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wpburgin

24 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Rule 1: Obey the universe, feel it's vibes, vibe with it. Try to understand and recognize it's positive and negative energy. Strive to be a beacon of positive vibes that is a part of the universe.

Rule 2: Never underestimate yourself

Rule 3: Remember your clothes, your car, your house, and even your friends can't go with you when you die so don't let these things define your life

Rule 4: Death is a permanant adventure of consciousness that we will all embark on one day, and everyday should be an adventure in itself so as to prepare the mind for it's greatest adventure at the end of life.

Rule 5: We are never "smart" if we assume that we have been taught what we need to know, infact if you are not learning something new daily then you are allowing your mind to become obsolete and allowing those who are still learning to surpass you with knowledge that you were simply too lazy to attain

Rule 6: Fun is anything that makes me happy and if that thing is not widely accepted by society then fuck society I'm gonna do whatever it is that makes me happy

Rule 7: Run around, walk places, ride your bike, skate off in random directions, remember it doesn't matter where you go it matters how you get there and nature intended for us to use our bodies to propel ourselves
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out the best way to get through life without ever having to wear pants....and so far failing miserably at it
I’m really good at
Retaining the most useless information ever, observing my surroundings, redneck engineering, actually fixing things right, cooking and baking, playing the tuba, saying the wrong things at the wrong time, not having a filter, staying positive and optimistic
The first things people usually notice about me
That I can be blunt, straightforward, that I generally don't give a fuck, but mostly I might be just a little awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Psycho, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, A Brave New World

Movies:
The Blues Brothers, Zoolander, The Original Star Wars trilogy, Star Trek, James Bond, Batman, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

TV:
Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, Battlestar Galactica, Bobs Burgers, I generally don't watch that much TV though all the shows I watch I watch off the Internet.

Music:
All music, with lots of electronic and house. You should also know I marched 3 years in DCI (if you know what that is huge plus)

Food:
I like all of the food all of the time!
The six things I could never do without
Sandwiches
Coffee
Fingernails
Star dust
Music
Yeast... This last one is very important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to be in the future. How any acres is the perfect amount of land to own. What I want my hippy farm to look like. What if bears began hunting humanity in packs on bicycles..... You know the typical things a young adult in his mid twenties thinks about
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out for an adventure on the town with mild amounts of alcohol induced stupidity, or sitting at home playing with my dog
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you made it all the way through that mess and you don't think I'm crazy.