Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rule 1: Obey the universe, feel it's vibes, vibe with it. Try to
understand and recognize it's positive and negative energy. Strive
to be a beacon of positive vibes that is a part of the
Rule 2: Never underestimate yourself
Rule 3: Remember your clothes, your car, your house, and even your
friends can't go with you when you die so don't let these things
define your life
Rule 4: Death is a permanant adventure of consciousness that we
will all embark on one day, and everyday should be an adventure in
itself so as to prepare the mind for it's greatest adventure at the
end of life.
Rule 5: We are never "smart" if we assume that we have been taught
what we need to know, infact if you are not learning something new
daily then you are allowing your mind to become obsolete and
allowing those who are still learning to surpass you with knowledge
that you were simply too lazy to attain
Rule 6: Fun is anything that makes me happy and if that thing is
not widely accepted by society then fuck society I'm gonna do
whatever it is that makes me happy
Rule 7: Run around, walk places, ride your bike, skate off in
random directions, remember it doesn't matter where you go it
matters how you get there and nature intended for us to use our
bodies to propel ourselves
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out the best way to get through life without ever
having to wear pants....and so far failing miserably at it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining the most useless information ever, observing my
surroundings, redneck engineering, actually fixing things right,
cooking and baking, playing the tuba, saying the wrong things at
the wrong time, not having a filter, staying positive and
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I can be blunt, straightforward, that I generally don't give a
fuck, but mostly I might be just a little awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Psycho, One Flew Over The
Cuckoos Nest, A Brave New World
The Blues Brothers, Zoolander, The Original Star Wars trilogy, Star
Trek, James Bond, Batman, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, Battlestar Galactica, Bobs
Burgers, I generally don't watch that much TV though all the shows
I watch I watch off the Internet.
All music, with lots of electronic and house. You should also know
I marched 3 years in DCI (if you know what that is huge plus)
I like all of the food all of the time!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yeast... This last one is very important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to be in the future. How any acres is the perfect
amount of land to own. What I want my hippy farm to look like. What
if bears began hunting humanity in packs on bicycles..... You know
the typical things a young adult in his mid twenties thinks about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out for an adventure on the town with mild amounts of alcohol
induced stupidity, or sitting at home playing with my dog
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time I ate a milk bone
You should message me if
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