-Singing the MLP theme song.🎤
-Quoting The Great Gatsby.📖
-Laughing at inappropriate times.😅
-Sexually harassing men in public without getting sued.😏
-Pissing people off.😤
-Not texting people back.📲
-Not calling people back.📞
-Watching Regular Show.📺
-Telling guys I'm going to rape them on Xbox Live.🎮
-Playing the sims?🎮🎮
-Going to the gym...?🚴
My nig Fitzgeraldizzle.
My nig H.P. Lovecrizzle. (We share a birthday.)
Bretizzle Eastonizzle Ellizzle.
This nig Barry Lyga.
Huberta Selbitchass Junior.
My Bronte bitches.
My lesbo Bechdel.
My nig Night Rainn (Edgar Allan P- dizzle)
That bitch ass Daniel Waters.
Suzanne Collins, my bottom bitch.
I hate when I can't find books I want to read on the internet for free.
Fuck Anne Rice.
Star Wars, Holy Motors, Superbad, Crash, Bridesmaids, Fight Club, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Mysterious Skin, This Is England, Synecdoche New York, This Is The End, Maria Full Of Grace, American History X, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Blackfish, Boys Don't Cry, Monster,Tomboy, Yelling At The Sky, Ichi The Killer, Funny Games, Jennifer's Body, Tropic Thunder, Barton Fink, Muholland Drive, Sunset Boulevard, King Kong, Sullivan's Travels, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Tracy Fragments. All of Darren Aronofsky's films. All of Quentin Tarintino's movies. Most of Christopher Nolan's work and all of Steven McQueen's films... The list is eternal.
Them emo bitches.
Those gangsta bastards.
Those punk sock cuckers.
The classical niggas who started all that shit. RIP Ludwig Van.
Pianos and shit.
Pete Wentz and the niggas who stand behind him.
The fucking Velvet Underground.
THE FUCKING BEATLES. (Same shit)
Panic at the-BrendonUrieisafaggot.
Jazz era shit.
Broads singing from the fifties.
That nigga who killed himself.
Gerard Way and the fags.-I MEAN... My Chemical Wahmbulance.
You don't mind a girlfriend who doesnt want to talk to you unless you're out together or having sex.
You're a preppy fuckboy with an unnecessarily huge ego.