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writefunnycomics

24 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.53m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
||Chaotic Good ๐Ÿ˜ˆ|| Film Major ๐ŸŽฌ|| Nerd ๐Ÿ‘พ||

I'm a hyper-conscious nervous wreck who is desperately seeking to connect with another human being on an existential level. But if that isn't possible I'll settle for somebody who despises Michael Bay and Chris Christie.
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Donโ€™t overthink this one; tell us what youโ€™re doing day-to-day.
Applying too much eyeliner, being a horrible student, caring too much about imaginary relationships, writing stupid scripts, taking pictures like a dork, and sleeping way too little. ๐Ÿ’‹
Iโ€™m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We wonโ€™t judge.
-Pushing people away.๐Ÿ˜ 
-Eating.๐Ÿ•
-Being awkward๐Ÿ˜ฆ
-Being condescending.๐Ÿ˜’
-Singing the MLP theme song.๐ŸŽค
-Being uncooperative.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
-Quoting The Great Gatsby.๐Ÿ“–
-Catfishing girls.๐Ÿ’ป
-Laughing at inappropriate times.๐Ÿ˜…
-Sexually harassing men in public without getting sued.๐Ÿ˜
-Pissing people off.๐Ÿ˜ค
-Drawing.โœ
-Not texting people back.๐Ÿ“ฒ
-Not calling people back.๐Ÿ“ž
-Watching Regular Show.๐Ÿ“บ
-Telling guys I'm going to rape them on Xbox Live.๐ŸŽฎ
-Writing.๐Ÿ“
-Sarcasm.๐Ÿ˜‘
-Playing the sims?๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ
-Going to the gym...?๐Ÿšด
-Being lame.๐Ÿ˜ด
-Singing.๐ŸŽต
-Making lists.๐Ÿ“’
The first things people usually notice about me
Iโ€™m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the time I look like a lazy Suicide Girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fuckin books:๐Ÿ“š
My nig Fitzgeraldizzle.
My nig H.P. Lovecrizzle. (We share a birthday.)
Heminwizzle.
Gurskizzle.
Artizzle Spiegizzlemizzle.
Bretizzle Eastonizzle Ellizzle.
Chuckie Palahnizzle.
Kurt Vonnegizzle.
This nig Barry Lyga.
Huberta Selbitchass Junior.
My Bronte bitches.
My lesbo Bechdel.
My nig Night Rainn (Edgar Allan P- dizzle)
That bitch ass Daniel Waters.
Suzanne Collins, my bottom bitch.
I hate when I can't find books I want to read on the internet for free.
Fuck Anne Rice.

Fucking movies:๐ŸŽฅ
Star Wars, Holy Motors, Superbad, Crash, Bridesmaids, Fight Club, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Mysterious Skin, This Is England, Synecdoche New York, This Is The End, Maria Full Of Grace, American History X, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Blackfish, Boys Don't Cry, Monster,Tomboy, Yelling At The Sky, Ichi The Killer, Funny Games, Jennifer's Body, Tropic Thunder, Barton Fink, Muholland Drive, Sunset Boulevard, King Kong, Sullivan's Travels, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Tracy Fragments. All of Darren Aronofsky's films. All of Quentin Tarintino's movies. Most of Christopher Nolan's work and all of Steven McQueen's films... The list is eternal.

Fucking music:๐ŸŽง
Them emo bitches.
Those gangsta bastards.
Indie fags.
Those punk sock cuckers.
Fucking metal.
The classical niggas who started all that shit. RIP Ludwig Van.
Pianos and shit.
Pete Wentz and the niggas who stand behind him.
The fucking Velvet Underground.
THE FUCKING BEATLES. (Same shit)
Panic at the-BrendonUrieisafaggot.
Jazz era shit.
Broads singing from the fifties.
That nigga who killed himself.
Fucking duop.
Gerard Way and the fags.-I MEAN... My Chemical Wahmbulance.

Fucking food:๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿž๐ŸŠ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ
Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Comedy.๐Ÿ˜‚
-Cartoons.โœ”
-Porn.โœŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…
-Food.๐Ÿโ˜•๐Ÿš
-Film.๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽฌ
-Books.๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“—
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacationโ€ฆ itโ€™s all fair game.
How when I yawn it also sounds like a moan somehow
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on โ€” how do you let loose?
Procrastinating, eating pizza, trying to find a party to go to then realizing that I barely have any friends so where the hell would I be able to find a party? Then realizing that I actually HATE parties because social events make me nervous.
tldr: Playing Xbox 360, watching Netflix, smoking cigarettes or writing.
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
Iโ€™m an empty essayโ€ฆ fill me out!
I'm really looking for anything too serious, I just want to have fun ๐Ÿ˜ hehe ๐Ÿ’œ lol jk give me babies. ๐Ÿ˜‘
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do:
- Like Star Wars.
- Like The Simpsons almost as much as I do.
- Love Drawn Together (Omg marry me if you do)
- Don't try hard to be funny.
- Watch Thug Notes <3
- Watch CinemaSins.
- Actually know what the fuck "Heart Of Darkness" is, and it's cinematic counterpart.
- Enjoy conversations about film and media in general but especially if you love comparing themes.
- Don't take my constant slams at the male gender seriously. (Because it's supposed to be a joke, not because you're a sexist asshole.)
- Actually WELL I DON'T KNOW, WANT A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING IDK?
- Are understanding of mental illness and are supportive instead of self centered and closed minded.
- Don't mind a girlfriend who actually asks if you're okay every few days.
- Believe that sex and relationships are a two way street so both parties must invest in some way to make it enjoyable for both.
- Actually interested in politics and having conversations about bipartisanship.
- Actually enjoy deep conversations and not just vapid tripe.
- Searching for some deeper meaning in life than earning money and having sex, I mean there's gotta be more to life right?
- Like the: Packers, Patriots, Seahawks, Ravens, Steelers.
- Hate the fucking Jets. Ugh.
- Want to go out and experience life, have fun, be dorky yet adventurous with me. I can sit at home by my fucking self I don't need a boyfriend for that shit.
- You KNOW that Battle Royale and Hunger Games are both rip offs of The Lottery.
- You like dry humor.
- You were sorted into Slytherin on Pottermore
- You wouldn't mind a date to Forbidden Planet.

Please don't message if:
- You think you have to TEACH me how to play Xbox, like jump off a bridge.
- You hate: Captain America (MOVE YOU COMMIE), Thor (JUST FUCK YOU) Magneto (OMG HE SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST YOU HEARTLESS FUCK)
- You're a fucking Giants fan, gross.
- You think Harry would've gotten through the series without Hermione and Ron like come on, Harry was a moron.
- You think Katniss' PSTD isn't downplayed in the movies.
- You just want to sleep with me. Honestly, I'm pretty cute and manipulative. I can walk into a room, moan and dudes will flock to me. I don't need a website for that.
- Seriously? We're a post-racism society? Seriously?
- Seriously? We don't need feminism, seriously?
- Seriously? You think feminism and humanism are two different things? Seriously?
- Seriously?
- SERIOUSLY?

I'm not saying I want you to die, I just would prefer if you existed somewhere that isn't around me.

If you don't fall into any of that criteria we can talk :3 Hi! I hope you're having a nice day.

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