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25 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:30pm
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 0" (1.53m)
Body Type
Other and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My only friends are cigarettes and my laptop.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to kill myself while making sandwiches for people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Pushing people away.😠
-Being awkward😦
-Being condescending.😒
-Singing the MLP theme song.🎤
-Being uncooperative.😈
-Quoting The Great Gatsby.📖
-Catfishing girls.💻
-Laughing at inappropriate times.😅
-Sexually harassing men in public without getting sued.😏
-Pissing people off.😤
-Not texting people back.📲
-Not calling people back.📞
-Watching Regular Show.📺
-Telling guys I'm going to rape them on Xbox Live.🎮
-Playing the sims?🎮🎮
-Going to the gym...?🚴
-Being lame.😴
-Making lists.📒
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the time I look like a lazy Suicide Girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fuckin books:📚
My nig Fitzgeraldizzle.
My nig H.P. Lovecrizzle. (We share a birthday.)
Artizzle Spiegizzlemizzle.
Bretizzle Eastonizzle Ellizzle.
Chuckie Palahnizzle.
Kurt Vonnegizzle.
This nig Barry Lyga.
Huberta Selbitchass Junior.
My Bronte bitches.
My lesbo Bechdel.
My nig Night Rainn (Edgar Allan P- dizzle)
That bitch ass Daniel Waters.
Suzanne Collins, my bottom bitch.
I hate when I can't find books I want to read on the internet for free.
Fuck Anne Rice.

Fucking movies:🎥
Star Wars, Holy Motors, Superbad, Crash, Bridesmaids, Fight Club, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Mysterious Skin, This Is England, Synecdoche New York, This Is The End, Maria Full Of Grace, American History X, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Blackfish, Boys Don't Cry, Monster,Tomboy, Yelling At The Sky, Ichi The Killer, Funny Games, Jennifer's Body, Tropic Thunder, Barton Fink, Muholland Drive, Sunset Boulevard, King Kong, Sullivan's Travels, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Tracy Fragments. All of Darren Aronofsky's films. All of Quentin Tarintino's movies. Most of Christopher Nolan's work and all of Steven McQueen's films... The list is eternal.

Fucking music:🎧
Them emo bitches.
Those gangsta bastards.
Indie fags.
Those punk sock cuckers.
Fucking metal.
The classical niggas who started all that shit. RIP Ludwig Van.
Pianos and shit.
Pete Wentz and the niggas who stand behind him.
The fucking Velvet Underground.
Panic at the-BrendonUrieisafaggot.
Jazz era shit.
Broads singing from the fifties.
That nigga who killed himself.
Fucking duop.
Gerard Way and the fags.-I MEAN... My Chemical Wahmbulance.

Fucking food:🍗🍟🍝🍔🍰🍞🍊🍌🍭🍧🍦
Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd make a list but they're all slices of pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I wish I was fucking Andy Biersack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Binge watching American Horror Story and working on my shitty book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty sure guys just use me for sex because I'm black and overweight so I'm not up to societal standards of "girlfriend" material.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have money or you're rich.
You don't mind a girlfriend who doesnt want to talk to you unless you're out together or having sex.
You're a preppy fuckboy with an unnecessarily huge ego.