writefunnycomics
25 โ€ข New York, NY
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My self-summary
My only friends are cigarettes and my laptop.
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Trying not to kill myself while making sandwiches for people.
Iโ€™m really good at
-Pushing people away.๐Ÿ˜ 
-Eating.๐Ÿ•
-Being awkward๐Ÿ˜ฆ
-Being condescending.๐Ÿ˜’
-Singing the MLP theme song.๐ŸŽค
-Being uncooperative.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
-Quoting The Great Gatsby.๐Ÿ“–
-Catfishing girls.๐Ÿ’ป
-Laughing at inappropriate times.๐Ÿ˜…
-Sexually harassing men in public without getting sued.๐Ÿ˜
-Pissing people off.๐Ÿ˜ค
-Drawing.โœ
-Not texting people back.๐Ÿ“ฒ
-Not calling people back.๐Ÿ“ž
-Watching Regular Show.๐Ÿ“บ
-Telling guys I'm going to rape them on Xbox Live.๐ŸŽฎ
-Writing.๐Ÿ“
-Sarcasm.๐Ÿ˜‘
-Playing the sims?๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฎ
-Going to the gym...?๐Ÿšด
-Being lame.๐Ÿ˜ด
-Singing.๐ŸŽต
-Making lists.๐Ÿ“’
The first things people usually notice about me
Most of the time I look like a lazy Suicide Girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fuckin books:๐Ÿ“š
My nig Fitzgeraldizzle.
My nig H.P. Lovecrizzle. (We share a birthday.)
Heminwizzle.
Gurskizzle.
Artizzle Spiegizzlemizzle.
Bretizzle Eastonizzle Ellizzle.
Chuckie Palahnizzle.
Kurt Vonnegizzle.
This nig Barry Lyga.
Huberta Selbitchass Junior.
My Bronte bitches.
My lesbo Bechdel.
My nig Night Rainn (Edgar Allan P- dizzle)
That bitch ass Daniel Waters.
Suzanne Collins, my bottom bitch.
I hate when I can't find books I want to read on the internet for free.
Fuck Anne Rice.

Fucking movies:๐ŸŽฅ
Star Wars, Holy Motors, Superbad, Crash, Bridesmaids, Fight Club, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Mysterious Skin, This Is England, Synecdoche New York, This Is The End, Maria Full Of Grace, American History X, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Blackfish, Boys Don't Cry, Monster,Tomboy, Yelling At The Sky, Ichi The Killer, Funny Games, Jennifer's Body, Tropic Thunder, Barton Fink, Muholland Drive, Sunset Boulevard, King Kong, Sullivan's Travels, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Tracy Fragments. All of Darren Aronofsky's films. All of Quentin Tarintino's movies. Most of Christopher Nolan's work and all of Steven McQueen's films... The list is eternal.

Fucking music:๐ŸŽง
Them emo bitches.
Those gangsta bastards.
Indie fags.
Those punk sock cuckers.
Fucking metal.
The classical niggas who started all that shit. RIP Ludwig Van.
Pianos and shit.
Pete Wentz and the niggas who stand behind him.
The fucking Velvet Underground.
THE FUCKING BEATLES. (Same shit)
Panic at the-BrendonUrieisafaggot.
Jazz era shit.
Broads singing from the fifties.
That nigga who killed himself.
Fucking duop.
Gerard Way and the fags.-I MEAN... My Chemical Wahmbulance.

Fucking food:๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿž๐ŸŠ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ
Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
I'd make a list but they're all slices of pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I wish I was fucking Andy Biersack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge watching American Horror Story and working on my shitty book.
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure guys just use me for sex because I'm black and overweight so I'm not up to societal standards of "girlfriend" material.
You should message me if
You have money or you're rich.
You don't mind a girlfriend who doesnt want to talk to you unless you're out together or having sex.
You're a preppy fuckboy with an unnecessarily huge ego.
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