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24 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:31am
Black, Native American, White
5′ 0″ (1.53m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and very serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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"Can't repeat the past?" he cried incredulously."Why of course you can!"(Fitzgerald 110)

"All the bright precious things fade so fast... and they don't come back."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker. Addict."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Pushing people away.
-Being awkward.
-Being condescending.
-Singing the MLP theme song.
-Being uncooperative.
-Quoting The Great Gatsby.
-Catfishing girls.
-Laughing at inappropriate times.
-Sexually harassing men in public without getting sued.
-Pissing people off.
-Not texting people back.
-Not calling people back.
-Watching Regular Show.
-Telling guys I'm going to rape them on Xbox Live.
-Playing the sims?
-Going to the gym...?
-Being lame.
-Making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm at a loss. No idea what to put here anymore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fuckin books:
My nig Fitzgeraldizzle.
My nig H.P. Lovecrizzle. (We share a birthday.)
Artizzle Spiegizzlemizzle.
Bretizzle Eastonizzle Ellizzle.
Chuckie Palahnizzle.
Kurt Vonnegizzle.
This nig Barry Lyga.
Huberta Selbitchass Junior.
My Bronte bitches.
My lesbo Bechdel.
My nig Night Rainn (Edgar Allan P- dizzle)
That bitch ass Daniel Waters.
Suzanne Collins, my bottom bitch.
I hate when I can't find books I want to read on the internet for free.
Fuck Anne Rice.

Fucking movies:
Star Wars, Holy Motors, Superbad, Crash, Bridesmaids, Fight Club, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Mysterious Skin, This Is England, Synecdoche New York, This Is The End, Maria Full Of Grace, American History X, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Tropic Thunder, Barton Fink, Muholland Drive, Sunset Boulevard, King Kong, Sullivan's Travels, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Tracy Fragments. All of Darren Aronofsky's films. All of Quentin Tarintino's movies. Most of Christopher Nolan's work and all of Steven McQueen's films... The list is eternal.

Fucking music:
Them emo bitches.
Those gangsta bastards.
Indie fags.
Those punk sock cuckers.
Fucking metal.
The classical niggas who started all that shit. RIP Ludwig Van.
Pianos and shit.
Pete Wentz and the niggas who stand behind him.
The fucking Velvet Underground.
Panic at the-BrendonUrieisafaggot.
Jazz era shit.
Broads singing from the fifties.
That nigga who killed himself.
Fucking duop.
Gerard Way and the fags.-I MEAN... My Chemical Wahmbulance.

Fucking food:
Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I wish I was having sex with Seth Rogen/Jason Sudeikis/Pete Wentz/ Donald Glover/ Frank Iero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gym. Tan. Laundry.
Sims. Eat. Writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Edward Norton playing a Neo Nazi is ironically one of the sexiest things I've ever seen. Gets me going every time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Actually it's easier to say why you shouldn't message me at all:
- If you fetishize black women or any woman of a certain race really, just-just go away, ew.
- If you're a sexist moron, of course listing this is kind of useless. It's not like an actual sexist moron would be intelligent enough to admit his flaws.
- Seriously? You really think Superman is better than Thor? Really?
- Yeahhh, messages that are SUPER original and say stuff like "hey." 'wats up" and "yo" are probably never gonna be replied to so don't bother.
- Unfortunately it's very safe to assume that I hate your guts when we start talking but I will keep talking to you because I kind of hate everyone's guts. So at least I'm fair?
- I don't care if you don't know how to type. I really don't. Most people who do know how to type are idiots anyways.
- You're outrageous for the sake of humor. Ew, get out of here Madea.
- If you're gonna be an idiot just don't bother. I already have a stupid friend, the stupid friend position has been filled.
- Violence is essential to humanity? Violence is essential when it comes to solving problems? Really? What? How about we don't fucking fight, sit down, read some stuff and eat some hash brownies, do we really need violence irl? Not really.
- You actually like tumblr/facebook/twitter? Ew.
- What's that stupid method that pick up artists use on girls?Where they like- BULLY them and expect them to want to talk to a guy just to prove that what the guy said was wrong? Yeah no. That doesn't work on me. I usually just write guys/people like that off as assholes when I notice that.
- Bullies in general (especially adult ones -shudders-) Just go away please.
- Seriously? We're a post-racism society? Seriously?
- Seriously? We don't need feminism, seriously?
- Seriously? You think feminism and humanism are two different things? Seriously?
- Seriously?

I'm not saying I want you to die, I just would prefer if you existed somewhere that isn't around me.

If you don't fall into any of that criteria we can talk :3 Hi! I hope you're having a nice day.