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23 • F • New York, NY
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 2:18pm
- Black, Native American, White
- 5′ 0″ (1.53m)
- Body Type
- Strictly other
- Other, and very serious about it
- Leo, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Other (Okay)
Fuck you and your mom too
I hate beagles and sunshine
Losers and anime
Only thing I love is this world is a tragedy
Seven days straight, I’ll complain, right
Wanna see me satisfied, better hang tight
I got beef with the MTA, all my relatives are my enemies
Everybody blows regardless of what I do
There’s a hair in my Thai food
I hate my job, I hate my dog, I hate it all
I hate my friends, I hate my dad, it’s all their fault
Sometimes I even think that I might hate myself
I hate everyone and nobody can help
-Singing the MLP theme song.
-Laughing at inappropriate times.
-Sexually harassing men in public without getting sued.
-Pissing people off.
-Not texting people back.
-Not calling people back.
-Watching Regular Show.
-Telling guys I'm going to rape them on Xbox Live.
-Playing the sims?
-Going to the gym...?
My nig Fitzgeraldizzle.
My nig H.P. Lovecrizzle. (We share a birthday.)
Bretizzle Eastonizzle Ellizzle.
This nig Barry Lyga.
Huberta Selbitchass Junior.
My Bronte bitches.
My lesbo Bechdel.
My nig Night Rainn (Edgar Allan P- dizzle)
That bitch ass Daniel Waters.
Suzanne Collins, my bottom bitch.
I hate when I can't find books I want to read on the internet for free.
Fuck Anne Rice.
Star Wars, Holy Motors, Superbad, Crash, Bridesmaids, Fight Club, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Mysterious Skin, This Is England, Synecdoche New York, This Is The End, Maria Full Of Grace, American History X, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Tropic Thunder, Barton Fink, Muholland Drive, Sunset Boulevard, King Kong, Sullivan's Travels, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Tracy Fragments. All of Darren Aronofsky's films. All of Quentin Tarintino's movies. Most of Christopher Nolan's work and all of Steven McQueen's films... The list is eternal.
Them emo bitches.
Those gangsta bastards.
Those punk sock cuckers.
The classical niggas who started all that shit. RIP Ludwig Van.
Pianos and shit.
Pete Wentz and the niggas who stand behind him.
The fucking Velvet Underground.
THE FUCKING BEATLES. (Same shit)
Panic at the-BrendonUrieisafaggot.
Jazz era shit.
Broads singing from the fifties.
That nigga who killed himself.
Gerard Way and the fags.-I MEAN... My Chemical Wahmbulance.
Sims. Eat. Writing.
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 23–37
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- If you fetishize black women or any woman of a certain race really, just-just go away, ew.
- If you're a moron asking why I'm on here, seriously? Do you seriously care? Or are you an idiot who likes attention?
- If you're a sexist moron, of course listing this is kind of useless. It's not like an actual sexist moron would be intelligent enough to admit his flaws.
- Seriously? You really think Superman is better than Thor? Really?
- Yeahhh, messages that are SUPER original and say stuff like "hey." 'wats up" and "yo" are probably never gonna be replied to so don't bother.
- Unfortunately it's very safe to assume that I hate your guts when we start talking but I will keep talking to you because I kind of hate everyone's guts. So at least I'm fair?
- I don't care if you don't know how to type. I really don't. Most people who do know how to type are idiots anyways.
- You're outrageous for the sake of humor. Ew, get out of here Madea.
- If you're gonna be an idiot just don't bother. I already have a stupid friend, the stupid friend position has been filled.
- Violence is essential to humanity? Violence is essential when it comes to solving problems? Really? What? How about we don't fucking fight, sit down, read some stuff and eat some hash brownies, do we really need violence irl? Not really.
- You actually like tumblr/facebook/twitter? Ew.
- What's that stupid method that pick up artists use on girls?Where they like- BULLY them and expect them to want to talk to a guy just to prove that what the guy said was wrong? Yeah no. That doesn't work on me. I usually just write guys/people like that off as assholes when I notice that.
- Bullies in general (especially adult ones -shudders-) Just go away please.
- Seriously? We're a post-racism society? Seriously?
- Seriously? We don't need feminism, seriously?
- Seriously? You think feminism and humanism are two different things? Seriously?
I'm not saying I want you to die, I just would prefer if you existed somewhere that isn't around me.
If you don't fall into any of that criteria we can be friends :3 Hi! I hope you're having a nice day.
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