Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not your typical lady-and am more cute than beautiful, more
sarcastic than giggly, and the type of girl you can woo with
flowers or a pint to watch the game. I am ready to find a comedic,
sarcastic partner-in-crime and am looking for a long term
relationship. I am at that point in my life where I am ready to
walk through life with someone and maybe take the scenic
I also love live music whether its an R& B or a rock concert.
My other interests movies, pop culture, dancing (either to 80s new
wave or the latest hip-hop), learning new things, and going to see
stand-up comics. My favorite comedians are Margaret Cho, Aisha
Tyler, Wanda Sykes, Bill Burr, Louis CK, and Patton Oswalt.
I am looking to meet a guy who is looking to be in a long term
relationship, has strong sense of self and who is confident but not
cocky. Intelligent, witty, educated (degree-wise as well as life),
sense of humor and has a passion for life as well as a passion for
your profession (whatever it may be).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a local 'artsy' college. I love my job. It enables me to
combine my passion for arts and education. My job also enables me
to pursue my creative goals. I am a writer who actually writes.
(Yes, there are many writers who don't write, very baffling). I
write fiction and nonfiction and when not writing I am trying to
get published. I also take art classes, even though I am very bad
at it. So far, I've attempted ceramics, figure drawing, and now
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-pop culture questions at trivia night
-helping people solve problems. I am the 'Oprah' in my group of
-making people laugh (sometimes on purpose)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the following order:
1. My boobs. Yes, they are big! I know!
2. My smile
3. My eyes (sometimes getting another look at my boobs)
4. My sense of humor
5. My obsession with 80's music and John Hughes and John Cusack
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Recent Book Faves: Flappers: Six Women of A Dangerous Generation by
Judith Mackrell, Wild by Cheryl Strayed, Outliers by Malcolm
Gladwell, A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan, anything by
Brett Easton Ellis (I have a very love/hate/envy relationship with
his work), Neon Angel: Memoir about The Runaways by Cherie Currie,
Another Bullshit Night in Suck City by Nick Flynn
Music: 80's New Wave, Pop, and Hair Metal, Gossip, Cut Copy, Angel
Taylor, soulful house music, some Hip Hop, some R&B/Soul
Movies: Anything from members of The State (I can't wait for the
Wet Hot American Summer sequel), John Hughes movies, and action
films. I do have a thing for really bad movies. I miss USA Up All
Night-Toxic Avenger, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My inner circle of friends and family
6. Stand-up comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories or essays I am working on and how to make them better
Random movies or movie quotes
If I wrote the script to that movie I would do....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-meeting friends for dinner and drinks
-at home writing
-in a cafe writing
-watching Comedy Central Presents...
-checking out a new restaurant or movie with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-will only be admitted at the right time face to face
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you think 'Hey, she seems really cool and I want to get to know
-you are a fellow comic nerd and want to geek out with me
-you are a fellow comic nerd/ I love 80's music and want to geek
-you like smart, sarcastic girls with big boobs
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