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36 Washington, DC Man


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  • Ages 26–36
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Things I have going for me: I'm tall, smart, good at conversation, funny, sensitive, and I have a million dollars. Also one of those is not true.

I try to be cool by driving fast, cursing a lot, and breaking all the rules, but really I'm a nice Jewish boy who has a lot of house plants and talks to his parents on the phone twice a week.

I subscribe to a logical, scientific, rationalist worldview that I wish I could follow more often. But huge parts of life seem to me to be totally irrational, like aesthetics, love, sex, why some people like spicy food, why the Rolling Stones are better than the Beatles, etc. I'm a somewhat strident atheist, but I do believe in some things: Freudian psychological concepts, human rights, the power of rock and roll, and the importance of being kind to other people.

I like all the things that everyone likes: travelling, drinking beer, learning new things..., nature, especially monkeys, coffee, punk rock, highbrow cinema, Indian food, laughing, the satisfaction that comes from minor accomplishments.

Actually I'm quite boring, but hanging out with me is always fun because I can squeeze something funny or interesting out of any situation.

I also decided a few years ago to try to be a genuinely nice person and I think it's working out pretty well so far.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach math at a high school in the suburbs, which is way more challenging, rewarding, and fun than I ever would have imagined. No two days are the same, and I like my school and my students, so I'll probably be there for awhile.

There are a lot of youtube videos of me teaching math, so if you want to see what I look like walking around and talking, just ask and I'll send you the link.
I’m really good at
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Quickly looking up things on wikipedia and then talking about them like I'm an expert.

Dropping things accidentally and then catching them before they hit the ground.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Velvet Underground, Pink Floyd, The Fall, Sonic Youth, Beat Happening, the Brian Jonestown Massacre. I do realize that it's really uncool to talk about bands that are 15-45 years old, so... sorry.

I really like the Answer Me This podcast.

Just read Geek Love and I'm still reeling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... how to pressure myself to be a better person while also accepting my flaws enough to be fundamentally happy.

... which lane of traffic is going to move the most in the next 30 seconds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Removing everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
You should message me if
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... you actually made it to the end of this profile.

... if I messaged you first. Seriously. That means my team of researchers is already pretty sure we'd like each other.

Honestly, if you laugh at my jokes, all other attibutes are optional.

I like to go to the theater about once a month if I can find someone to go with, so I'll probably try to drag you along. If you're into that...

Also, on a whim a few months ago I bought a pair of Wizards season tickets, so if you're an NBA fan, that would work out really great.

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