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44 Glendale, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:48pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Check me out in a sketch for "Talk Soup:"

The bar scene came up a bust. Quality women certainly weren't shopping the produce aisle of my Ralph's. And frankly, the gym meat market scene was just so obvious. So here I am, on the internet. Me: an easygoing, funny guy who's handsome enough and emotionally secure. I'm seeking someone to share the whole she-bang with.

Our first date: My uncle is a dentist. We could go to his office and get you in the chair. Then I'd give you some nitrous oxide. I think laughter is important in a relationship. Then we could both put on those paper bibs so we could make out and be as sloppy as we want. Then I'd give you a cavity search---a full body cavity search! But I kid...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a writer/producer on reality shows you'd be proud to say you've never seen. I consider myself a pretty witty guy but not always "on." I'm not Hollywood and when I come home from work, I'm a normal guy. Grunting in the gym and playing racquetball keep me in great shape. I only go to extremes in moderation. I've been described as looking like John Ritter in his Jack Tripper glory days on "Three's Company." Perhaps we could meet for a drink at the Regal Beagle sometime.
I'm seeking a woman with functioning gray matter underneath her brainpan; a naturally shapely physique (not tapeworm skinny) who's reasonably adjusted (I say reasonably because we live in Los Agonies, after all). Someone who can carry a conversation, likes to dine out someplace nice and enjoys rolling around naked on a large sheet of bubble wrap (okay, I'm not serious about the last one--or am I?). Someone with a sense of humor. You don't have to be funny or in the "business." It might be much if we're both cracking jokes and constantly laughing like idiots.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, talking, reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, Miss Lonelyhearts, Catcher in the Rye, The Tin Drum, Dandelion Wine, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Blood Meridian.
Movies: On the Waterfront, Naked, East of Eden, Metropolitan, Sweet Smell of Success, Hud
TV: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Breaking Bad, The Fugitive, Combat, Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

General: I enjoy seeing plays, films, reading, working out, hiking, swimming, home improvement, writing, contemplating, shadow puppets, amateur dentistry, husking corn, playing 'where is thumbkin?', etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Gatorade
2. Laptop
3. Friends. Not real friends. The show "Friends!" On DVD. Real friends I can do without. (j/k)
4. My imaginary friend (Mingo)
5. Mingo's imaginary friend (Mr. Peppercorn)
6. Drool cup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Ryan Seacrest puts in his hair, women, & writing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crawling inside a bottle (kidding)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Soy makes me gassy
You should message me if
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Did I mention rolling around naked on a large sheet of bubble wrap?