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29 Oakland, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:42am
Straight, Sapiosexual
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm fascinated with people. How they make decisions, how they form beliefs, what makes them tick.

The world is a wonderland of discovery.
What I’m doing with my life
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Biology major. I plan on transferring to UC Berkeley in order to double major in neurobiology and cognitive science, terminal educational goal is neuroscience.

Student by day.
Waiter by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying new things, having adventures, being assertive.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyebrows? I've been told I look ominous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Dostoyevsky, Solzhenitsyn, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Camus, Tom Robbins, Phillip K. Dick, Hunter S. Thompson, Chekhov, Orwell, Huxley, others?

Movies: The American Astronaut, A Serious Man, True Stories, The Life Aquatic, Melancholia, Koyaanisqatsi, The Master, Pi, Eraserhead, Dead Man, Wristcutters, Blue Velvet, No Country for Old Men, Heavy Metal, and basically anything by Wes Anderson and the Coen Brothers.

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Star Trek (almost all kinds), Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, watching the Professor Brothers on YouTube, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty is my all-time favorite show.

Music: The Cramps, The Talking Heads, Blondie, Devo, Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs, The Billy Nayer Show, David Bowie, ELO, The B-52's, CCR, Gogol Bordello, Sasquatch and the Sick-a-billys, The Doors, The Skatalites, others...

Food: Ethiopian, Japanese, fondue, steak, corn beef hash, club sandwiches. Mayonnaise.

Bonus: Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tell ya later...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's going on between people's ears.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beginning my week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am highly attracted to women with small, slightly spaced apart teeth. Castle teeth.

I secretly want to date a professional ballerina or classical symphony musician.

Or a stand-up comedian with a degree in physics.

These are not deal-breakers.
You should message me if
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You're brilliant.

You are not a sensitive person, you're interested in science, and your sense of humor is a little strange.

You're ambitious, intelligent, confident, and seek those traits in others.

You are 100% certain that you do not want to have children.
This is a deal-breaker.

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