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wryyyyyyyyyy

34 / M / Straight / Married

Marthasville, Missouri

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Last Online
May 8, 2011
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Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
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0′ 9″ (0.23m).
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I think, wryyy, that i might have found the most useless pile of slag ever to crawl out of the trailer wastes in your thirty-something hate lathered self. I mean, your a literal bag of vomit that has finally found a place he can hurl the most random and meaningless garbage all about a forum where, finally, someone might be offended or take notice to what can only be the self-professing echoes of a man who's only other joy is the desperate attempts at masturbation in LED illuminated corners of an altogether uninspired shit hole.

Thank you wryyy, I can now see that even by learning to pull my pants off and brave tying my shoes without humming 'then this bunny runs around that bunny' I will have accomplished what you have only dreamed.


˙snsǝɾ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɹo ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı ɟo ʇıq ǝןʇʇıן ɐ ʍoɹƃ ʇsɐǝן ʇɐ ɹo ǝɯɐƃ ɹnoʎ dn dǝʇs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ǝɹ,noʎ os ʇɟǝן ǝɟıן ʎɯ ɟןɐɥ uɐɥʇ ssǝן ǝʌɐɥ ʎןqɐqoɹd ı 'ǝןdoǝd ʞooן

˙ƃuoן os ɹoɟ sʞɔıɹd ǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐƃɐ ʞɔıʞ ʎןuo uɐɔ noʎ

˙ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯ ןıɐu ןן,oɥʍ ɹǝʌoן ɐ ʇuɐʍ ı puɐ
˙ןןoɹ puɐ ʞɔoɹ ɔıƃɐɹʇ ʇou 'ɹoɯɐןƃ pǝʇuɐʍ ı

˙sןןıʞs pɐɯ ʎɯ ʇnoq, ʍouʞ ʇ,uop sǝɥɔʇıq

˙ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ puɐ
'ǝʌoן 'ǝʞıן ı ǝןdoǝd ʎq uǝʇʇıɹʍ sɐʍ ʇı ɟo ǝɯos ǝsnɐɔǝq puɐ 'ʇı ǝʞıן ı ǝsnɐɔǝq uı ɟɟnʇs pןo ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos ʞɔıʇs ןןıʍ ı

˙ʎןɹǝdoɹd ɥɔuǝɹɟ ǝɯ ʇɥƃnɐʇ ʇ,usɐɥ ןןıʇs sı ǝɯɐu sıɥ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo sɐɯoɥʇ ןǝɥɔıɯ uǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝɔuǝpıʌǝ sɐ 'ʎzɐן ɯɐ ı osןɐ puɐ ɟɟnʇs puɐ ǝsıʍʎuuǝd puɐ ʎpʍoɥ uıɐʇdɐɔ sɐʍ ı uǝɥʇ puɐ ɟɟɐן ɐ ɹoɟ ǝpıɔıns-ǝ oʇ ƃuıpuǝʇǝɹd sɐʍ ı ˙ʇsǝuoɥ 'ǝןıɟoɹd ʍǝu ɐ ƃuıʞɐɯ ɟo ǝןppıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ɯɐ ı

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˙ǝpoɔ dɥd ǝɥʇ sǝʇɐɹǝuǝ dɥd ǝɥʇ sǝʇɐɹǝuǝunɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo sɹǝʇǝɯunɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝʇǝɯ ı ˙sʇɹodǝɹ dɥd sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ ɟpd ǝןʇʇıן ɐ ɯɐ ı

I am not, called, and rew

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What I’m doing with my life

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I’m really good at

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The first things people usually notice about me
ɔıʇıɹɔɐıp- ¡ǝʇʇǝɹpunɐן ʇɐɥʇ ʞɔɐsʞɔnɹ ɐ ǝɹǝʍ sʇsıɯǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ 'noʎ ןןǝʇ ǝɯ ʇǝן puɐ 'ƃuıssoɹɔ ɐɹqǝz ǝuıƃɹǝqnɐ ǝɥʇ uı 'ǝɔuǝddnʇ ʇɐ ǝןodǝƃɹɐq ʎq ɹnoןoɔ ɐ dɹ ɯıɥ ʍɐs ǝɔuo ı ˙ʞɐǝnbs puɐ ǝןqqnq ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ʌɐɥɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ןoɹʇǝd ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sʞɐɹouɐ ǝɥ ˙ʇǝsoןɔ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɐ ʇɐןɟ uɐɔ puɐ ooן ɐ ɟo ʎɹɹoן ɐ sı ʎʎʎʎʎʎʎʎʎʎɹʍ

˙op (ʇɹɐ‾ǝʇɐǝɹɔ) ʎǝɥʇ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uıʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ sı

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
˙ǝɔnɐs pɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɔıɹǝ ˙ǝɔnɐs pǝɹ :ɹǝuıɐɹq-ou ɐ osןɐ sı pooɟ ˙sʎoq ʇǝǝɹʇsʞɔɐq 'ǝɹnsɐɹǝ 'uǝǝnb 'ɐqqɐ ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo puɐ ʇǝɹɐqɐɔ ɹɐq ouɐıd :ʎsɐǝ sı ɔısnɯ ˙u0ɹd ʎɐƃ ǝʌoן ı ʇnq 'pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı

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The six things I could never do without
ɹ ʇ puɐ ɔ ı ɹ ǝ

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
¿ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹǝpun noʎ ǝɹǝʍ ʎɥʍ

˙sı ǝʌoן ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop noʎ

˙sɹɐɔ ƃuıʞɹɐd ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı

˙ʞןıɯ oʇ sǝuoq ʎɯ uɹnʇ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı ˙ɹoʇɔop ɐ ןןɐɔ ɹǝʇʇǝq

ǝɟıן ɥʇıʍ sǝɯʎɥɹ ʇɐɥʍ

¿ǝɟıן ʎɯ oʇuı ǝɯoɔ ǝɥ ןןıʍ uǝɥʍ

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On a typical Friday night I am
˙ǝʇıs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ punoɟ ןןnʞs ɐ ɯoɹɟ spɹoɔǝɹ ןɐʇuǝp ƃuısn ǝpɐɯ sɐʍ suıɐɯǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo uoıʇɐɔıɟıʇuǝpı ǝɥʇ ˙ǝɯoɥ ʎɯ ɯoɹɟ sǝןıɯ 52 sɯooɹɥsnɯ ƃuıʞɔıd ǝןdnoɔ ɐ ʎq pǝɹǝʌoɔsıp ǝɹǝʍ suıɐɯǝɹ ǝɥʇ ˙ǝɯoɥ ʎɯ ɹɐǝu uoıʇɐʇs ʎɐʍןıɐɹ ɐ ɯoɹɟ uoıʇɔnpqɐ ʎɯ ɹǝʇɟɐ pǝıɹnq puɐ pǝɹǝpɹnɯ uǝǝq ʎןǝʞıן pɐɥ ı pǝɯɹıɟuoɔ ǝɔıןod ˙ƃuıssıɯ ʇuǝʍ ı ɹǝʇɟɐ sɥʇuoɯ xıs spuɐןpooʍ ǝʇoɯǝɹ uı pɐǝp punoɟ

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
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