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  • Ages 21-35
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I think I'm smiling unintentionally a lot of the time, because people always seem to be smiling back at me. I call this my "resting bliss face."
What I’m doing with my life
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Running PSU's IT Helpdesk and studying chemistry because I aspire to run computer simulations that determine exactly how screwed we are with regards to our atmosphere. I already have a BA in English but the amount of concrete existential dread I had to absorb for that degree was unsatisfying. I'm looking at grad schools in sunny places right now.

I also play furious drums, cook bountiful meals, own various domain names, keep a 25 year old pickup truck running and constantly put off selling my motorcycle (1985 K100RS), but my main use of free time involves deep dives of the nether reaches of the internet, furthering my search for the greatest gif.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking up cat and raccoon fights going on in my backyard at night (cat/raccoon fights, raccoon/raccoon fights, cat/cat fights), keeping my cool, drum solos, the internet, stoichiometry
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Semitic good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: If it doesn't have Conan of Cimmeria in it I'm just not going to read it. This sounds like a joke, but I'm dead serious. Getting an English degree tore away any desire I had to read anything that wasn't total schlock for 12 year olds.

Movies: David Lynch, Tim Burton before he became a parody of himself, Wes Anderson AFTER he became a parody of himself, Hayao Miyazaki, Wet Hot American Summer, Do the Right Thing, Rover Dangerfield, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Nicholas Cage losing his shit.

Shows: Dragonball, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Most currently airing kids cartoons, The Critic, Lucky Star, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Watamote, Berserk, Aim For The Top! Gunbuster, Azumanga Daioh, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Himouto! Umaru-Chan, anime in general

Music: Death Grips, Otis Redding, Black Keys, De La Soul, Phil Collins, Snooks Eaglin, The Faint, Gogol Bordello, Bill Withers, Hank Williams Sr and III, White Stripes, Elvin Jones, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Benny Greb, Bernard Purdie, Hexen, S.T.R.E.E.T.S., Savage, Nasty Savage, Exorcist, Finntroll, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Dio-era Black Sabbath, tons of other dorky metal and Steve Reich. Crowbar.

Food: Smoothies, burritos, brown rice, vegetables
The six things I could never do without
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mie scattering, rayleigh scattering, aerosols, HCFCs, ticket-tracking software, drumheads, oddly-shaped animals, ADOM, large-diaphragm condenser microphones, whether my shelving suits my current needs, going to bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The section of the brain that most people have to reserve things like names of actors, authors, bands, people IN bands, directors, movies, songs, song lyrics, albums, and books is either full of Star Trek: TNG plot synopses or completely absent for me. I absolutely will not know who or what you're talking about, I'm sorry.
You should message me if
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You want to source weird chemicals and do goofy reactions with them

You want to go to a Furry Convention

You think that Tom Waits can't write songs, but he sure can sing.

You want to start a Jewish folk metal band.