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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying chemistry and working at PSU because I aspire to pipette things and shoot lasers through them for 14 hours a day. I already have a BA in English but the amount of pipetting necessary to get that degree was unsatisfying.

I also play drums, cook bountiful meals, own various domain names, keep a pickup truck running somehow and constantly consider selling my motorcycle (1985 K100RS), but my main use of free time involves furthering my search for the greatest gif.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking up cat and raccoon fights going on in my backyard at night (cat/raccoon fights, raccoon/raccoon fights, cat/cat fights), keeping my cool, drum solos, the internet, stoichiometry
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Semitic good looks. Also I think I'm smiling unintentionally a lot of the time, because people always seem to smile back. I call this my "resting bliss face"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: If it doesn't have Conan of Cimmeria in it I'm just not going to read it.

Movies: David Lynch, Tim Burton before he became a parody of himself, Wes Anderson AFTER he became a parody of himself, Hayao Miyazaki, Wet Hot American Summer, Do the Right Thing, Rover Dangerfield, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Nicholas Cage losing his shit.

Shows: Dragonball, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Every currently airing children's cartoon, The Critic (I would like a full backpiece tattoo of this picture), Lucky Star, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Aim For The Top! Gunbuster, Azumanga Daioh, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, anime in general

Music: Death Grips, Otis Redding, Black Keys, De La Soul, Phil Collins, Snooks Eaglin, The Faint, Gogol Bordello, Bill Withers, Hank Williams Sr and III, White Stripes, Elvin Jones, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Benny Greb, Bernard Purdie, Hexen, S.T.R.E.E.T.S., Savage, Nasty Savage, Exorcist, Finntroll, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Dio-era Black Sabbath, tons of other dorky metal and Steve Reich. Crowbar.

Food: peanut butter. pancake batter. polenta bolognese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mie scattering, rayleigh scattering, aerosols, HCFCs, ticket-tracking software, drumheads, oddly-shaped animals, ADOM, large-diaphragm condenser microphones, whether my shelving suits my current needs, going to bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't do my own driving. I make my servant, the Grim Reaper, drive me with his chariot of burning horses to wherever I please.
You should message me if
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You want to source weird chemicals and do goofy reactions with them

You want to go to a My Little Pony or Furry Convention

You think that Tom Waits can't write songs, but he sure can sing.

You want to start a Jewish folk metal band.