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28 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:24am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise
What I’m doing with my life
Studying chemistry at PSU in the hopes that some day they'll give me a lab in a sub-basement where I can pipette things for 14 hours a day. I already have a BA in English but the amount of pipetting necessary to get that degree was unsatisfying. I get most of my money from working at an IT helpdesk. Before you ask, I don't know how to make meth and I rarely tell someone to turn something off and on again.

I also play drums, cook bountiful meals and fix/ride/love my motorcycle (1985 K100RS), but my main use of free time involves furthering my search for the greatest gif.
I’m really good at
Keeping my cool, going fast, the internet, stoichiometry
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: If it doesn't have Conan of Cimmeria in it I'm just not going to read it.

Movies: David Lynch, Tim Burton before he became a parody of himself, Wes Anderson AFTER he became a parody of himself, Hayao Miyazaki, Wet Hot American Summer, Do the Right Thing, Rover Dangerfield, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Nicholas Cage losing his shit.

Shows: I've decided to dedicate the skin of my right arm to tattoos having to do with TV shows I like. So far, there's a Dragonball one and a Twin Peaks one, and that about covers it. Next stop: X-Files; Adventure Time; The Critic (this would be a full back piece).

Music: White Stripes, Otis Redding, Black Keys, Bob Dylan, De La Soul, Phil Collins, Snooks Eaglin, The Faint, Gogol Bordello, Bill Withers, Beck, Hank Williams Sr and III, Beatles, Brubeck, Tallest Man on Earth, Elvin Jones, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Dandy Warhols, A.A. Bondy, Songs for Moms, The Blow, Benny Greb, Bernard Purdie, Hexen, S.T.R.E.E.T.S., Exorcist, Finntroll, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath

Food: Anything in cereal or sandwich form

Other: Ratboy Genius
The six things I could never do without
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
I spend a lot of time thinking about
acetylferrocene, petroleum ether, o-chlorobenzoic acid
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to source weird chemicals and do goofy reactions with them

You think that Tom Waits can't write songs, but he sure can sing.