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wtf_cat

28 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying chemistry and working at PSU in the hopes that some day they'll give me a lab in a sub-basement where I can pipette things for 14 hours a day. I already have a BA in English but the amount of pipetting necessary to get that degree was unsatisfying.

I also play drums, cook bountiful meals and fix/ride/love my motorcycle (1985 K100RS), but my main use of free time involves furthering my search for the greatest gif.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my cool, going fast, the internet, stoichiometry
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Semitic good looks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: If it doesn't have Conan of Cimmeria in it I'm just not going to read it.

Movies: David Lynch, Tim Burton before he became a parody of himself, Wes Anderson AFTER he became a parody of himself, Hayao Miyazaki, Wet Hot American Summer, Do the Right Thing, Rover Dangerfield, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Nicholas Cage losing his shit.

Shows: Dragonball, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Adventure Time, The Critic (I would like a full backpiece tattoo of this picture)

Music: Death Grips, Otis Redding, Black Keys, De La Soul, Phil Collins, Snooks Eaglin, The Faint, Songs for Moms, Gogol Bordello, Bill Withers, Hank Williams Sr and III, White Stripes, Elvin Jones, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Dandy Warhols, A.A. Bondy, The Blow, Benny Greb, Bernard Purdie, Hexen, S.T.R.E.E.T.S., Exorcist, Finntroll, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Dio-era Black Sabbath, tons of other dorky metal and Steve Reich. Crowbar.

Food: Jerquee, smoothies, peanut butter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ethylenediamine, sulfur hexafluoride, tetrachloroethylene
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own, but do not manage, www.weedcat.com
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You want to source weird chemicals and do goofy reactions with them

You think that Tom Waits can't write songs, but he sure can sing.

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