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26 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:21pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello and welcome! I'm basically just a cool guy with all of my teeth. I'm no longer running with the triads and it's been argued by some that I am NOT off-putting. Your parents think I'd be the perfect guy for you and for once they are correct. Call home more often.

My hobbies include: getting sleepy, lying down, crushing things on my forehead, yelling at the tv, crying at the tv, shaking my fist at the tv, using the pizza value calculator.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Petting my doggie and making comics with my bro.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video game tapes, animating robots and the occasional ghost, making people laugh with minimal bloodshed, biking to the post office with a big box (not too big), Adobe InDesign, getting the rebate on my cell phone
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They frequently urge me to slam and/or jam due to my lankiness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Snow Crash, Catch 22, Life of Pi, A Confederacy of Dunces, Cat's Cradle, Eckhart Tolle

Movies: Scott Pilgrim, Mindgame, The Life Aquatic, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Birdman, Napoleon Dynamite, Avengers, The Truman Show, Groundhog Day

TV: The Daily Show, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, House of Cards, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Parks and Rec, Archer, Veronica Mars, Space Ghost, The Eric Andre Show, One Piece, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL

Music: Architecture in Helsinki, The Black Keys, Born Ruffians, Bob Dylan, Buck 65, Dr. Dog, Islands, Kate Nash, Man Man, Maps & Atlases, MF Doom, Modest Mouse, Mother Mother, The New Pornographers, Of Montreal, The Pixies, Portugal. The Man, Sleigh Bells, Spoon, The Strokes, The Ting Tings, tUnE-yArDs, The White Stripes, Wilco, Yukon Blonde

Food: pasta, white pizza, cheeseburgers, omelettes, crepes, Mexican, fruity ice cream, a banger in the mouth, challah french toast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pixels (NOT voxels)

Music (yodel-horror)

Technology aka electronic checkers or robots


Sentient beings aka dogs or robots

Miscellaneous objects (assorted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Top secret government shit

Putting a dog sidecar on my bike

Quantum mind theory

Magnets. How do they work?

Why does everyone want a partner in crime? Criminals go to jail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go to sleep early so I can tend to the farm in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People keep telling me I can't talk to ducks but I can and I do.

My spirit animal is a loose cannon sloth with narcolepsy and a heart of gold.
You should message me if
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you want to kick your life up a notch. Woo! (woo) (aka watching me insert whole oreos into my mouth)

you feel the need for entertainment and/or paws and/or slight discomfort.

you'd like to ask/tell me anything, even if it's tactlessly honest or insulting. Not that I've given you a reason to believe this, but I am even capable of meaningful conversation.

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