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PhantoBot

25 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Esperanto (Okay), Ilongo (Fluently), Gujarati (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Badass bitch, I'm rated X.

My hobbies include: getting sleepy, lying down, crushing things on my forehead, keeping my eyes closed for upwards of 7 seconds, yelling at the tv, crying at the tv, and eating spectres.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chopping dongs. Hiya!

Sometimes I slap dongs but that is rare.

People keep telling me I can't talk to ducks but I can and I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video game tapes, animating robots fucking up ghosts, making people laugh with minimal bloodshed, biking to the post office with a big box (not too big), Adobe InDesign, getting the rebate on my cell phone, waiting for the singularity, dong chopping, writing comics?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They frequently urge me to slam/jam.

Someone told me I look half japanese. Thank you but I don't know what the fuck.

Someone else remembered me as a redhead and didn't understand how my hair got so dark.

A professor (and police detective) told me I have very inquisitive eyes.

My uncle forgot I wear glasses. My dad forgot I don't have a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Snow Crash, Catch 22, Life of Pi, A Confederacy of Dunces

Movies: Scott Pilgrim, Mindgame, The Life Aquatic, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Napoleon Dynamite, Avengers, Clue

TV: The Daily Show, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Burning Love, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Parks and Rec, Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman, Kenny vs. Spenny, Curb Your Enthusiasm, One Piece, Gurren Lagann, Code Geass, Fairy Tail, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Fooly Cooly, Sexy Commando, Gintama

Music: Andrew Bird, Annuals, Arcade Fire, The Black Keys, Born Ruffians, Bob Dylan, Brother Ali, Buck 65, The Decemberists, Dr. Dog, Fleet Foxes, Frank Zappa, Grouplove, Islands, Led Zeppelin, Maps & Atlases, MF Doom, Modest Mouse, Monsters of Folk, Mother Mother, The New Pornographers, Nirvana, Phoenix, The Pixies, Portugal. The Man, Spiral Beach, Sleigh Bells, Spoon, The Strokes, Tapes 'n Tapes, The Ting Tings, The White Stripes, Wilco, Yukon Blonde

Podcats: Uhh Yeah Dude, You Look Nice Today, The Pod F. Tompkast, Penny Arcade DLC, Radiolab

Games: Super Smash Bros., Metal Gear Solid, Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Galaxy, Shadow of the Colossus, Oblivion, Dark Souls, Dragon Age, Half Life 2, Bioshock, Mass Effect, No More Heroes, Fallout 3, Persona 3

Webcomics: Penny Arcade, Achewood, Dinosaur Comics, Pictures for Sad Children, Nedroid, Axe Cop

Food: pasta, white pizza, cheeseburgers, omelettes, crepes, Chinese, Mexican, fruity ice cream, challah
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pixels (NOT voxels)

Music (yodel-horror)

Technology aka electronic checkers or robots

http://www.legalbuds.com/

Sentient beings aka dogs or robots

Miscellaneous objects (assorted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Top secret government shit

Quantum mind theory

How many drones I can afford not to buy, now that they've become commercially affordable. Probably like 3.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting hit by a car.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I answered all the questions. They were like Pringles in that I could not stop once popped.

I've got just a dab of the prosopagnosia.

A little girl scared the shit out of me in the supermarket. She then apologized.

I'm cool B-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to kick your life up a notch. Woo! (woo) (aka watching me insert whole oreos into my mouth)

you're not my bitch of an ex-wife.

you feel the need for more vidja gams and/or paws and/or slight discomfort.

If you read this far without clicking the little x then you might benefit in some way, so do it.

OR ARE NOT YOU MAN ENOUGH

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