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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:09pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly what can you type here that anyone is actually going to believe?

I am awesome...that is all.

Just kiddin...but not really.. - So Im pretty much down to go to any sporting event with the exception of Nascar. Im sorry but its just not entertaining...Independence is a huge turn on. Raised by my grandparents, so Im a little "old school" in regards to how I was taught to treat women. Not sure if thats a positive or a negative. While I havent done a lot of it lately, I love to travel, and am 100% ready to go to Vegas whenever anyone is wanting to go....Seriously..I'm down...Im in...lets go..

Stock Questions
1)Educated - Yup Good Ole U of H
2)Funny - I mean, Have we met?...oh wait..we haven' the funniest person you don't know
3)Financial Stability - Well, I do have a few scratch offs in my truck..No seriously...Im good, I have plenty of stock in Enron and Worldcom.

While I am fully capable of both cooking and cleaning, I have yet to find a reason not to pay someone to do these things for me. I spot clean throughout the week, but the cleaning ladies make my house smell like they look like they do on the pine-sol commercials. I live downtown in a city that has some of the most amazing restaurants in the country...why would I spend:

2 hours grocery shopping
1 hour cooking
2 minutes and 35 seconds eating
1 Hour of staring at dirty kitchen
2 more Hours completing pointless random tasks so that I dont have to do the dishes

I mean I dont know how much my time is worth, nor can I math...but by my calculations, I actually make money by going out to eat.

I do enjoy grilling, and cooking almost anything Italian.

Other awesome things about me:
I love movies..even the ones that make me think they are a war movie, but just turn out to be some weak ass love stories where sh*t occasionally gets blown up. (Stupid Pearl Harbor)
I sometimes ramble - See above
I can justify just about anything that I deem worthy or awesome...This includes alcohol induced walmart purchases and avoiding things that suck

Im sure there is plenty I could type here, but lets be honest..if actions speak louder than words, then typing some crap in a little white box cant really be worth much...right?
The End
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want...Isnt that the point?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome, kissing, googling, procrastinating, being a badass, filling out online dating profiles, talking shit, sleeping, and math....ha..just kidding I can't math for shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You would have to ask them.. I would assume my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food - All
Movies/Shows - Waaaay too many
Music - Anything that doesnt sound like the devil screaming at me while trying to eat my soul
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Italian Food
My pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If penguins have knees
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for you to finish getting ready so we can go eat..hurry up!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Midgets both fascinate me and scare me a lill.
You should message me if
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you think you can handle this much pure, uncut, awesomeness.