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wtfcupidisdrunk

34 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Honestly what can you type here that anyone is actually going to believe?

I am awesome...that is all.

Just kiddin...but not really.. - So Im pretty much down to go to any sporting event with the exception of Nascar. Im sorry but its just not entertaining...Independence is a huge turn on. Raised by my grandparents, so Im a little "old school" in regards to how I was taught to treat women. Not sure if thats a positive or a negative. While I havent done a lot of it lately, I love to travel, and am 100% ready to go to Vegas whenever anyone is wanting to go....Seriously..I'm down...Im in...lets go..

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Stock Questions
1)Educated - Yup Good Ole U of H
2)Funny - I mean, Have we met?...oh wait..we haven't...yes...im the funniest person you don't know
3)Financial Stability - Well, I do have a few scratch offs in my truck..No seriously...Im good, I have plenty of stock in Enron and Worldcom.
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Abilities:

While I am fully capable of both cooking and cleaning, I have yet to find a reason not to pay someone to do these things for me. I spot clean throughout the week, but the cleaning ladies make my house smell like they look like they do on the pine-sol commercials. I live downtown in a city that has some of the most amazing restaurants in the country...why would I spend:

2 hours grocery shopping
1 hour cooking
2 minutes and 35 seconds eating
1 Hour of staring at dirty kitchen
2 more Hours completing pointless random tasks so that I dont have to do the dishes

I mean I dont know how much my time is worth, nor can I math...but by my calculations, I actually make money by going out to eat.
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I do enjoy grilling, and cooking almost anything Italian.

Other awesome things about me:
I love movies..even the ones that make me think they are a war movie, but just turn out to be some weak ass love stories where sh*t occasionally gets blown up. (Stupid Pearl Harbor)
I sometimes ramble - See above
I can justify just about anything that I deem worthy or awesome...This includes alcohol induced walmart purchases and avoiding things that suck
[ALSO SEE COOKING/CLEANING UNDER ABILITIES]

Im sure there is plenty I could type here, but lets be honest..if actions speak louder than words, then typing some crap in a little white box cant really be worth much...right?
The End
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever I want...Isnt that the point?
I’m really good at
Being awesome, kissing, googling, procrastinating, being a badass, filling out online dating profiles, talking shit, sleeping, and math....ha..just kidding I can't math for shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - All
Movies/Shows - Waaaay too many
Music - Anything that doesnt sound like the devil screaming at my while trying to eat my soul
The six things I could never do without
Vegas
Ialian Food
Vegas
Google
Vegas
My pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting for you to finish getting ready so we can go eat..hurry up!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I heart midgets...They scare me a little...but I like it...shhh
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think you can handle this much pure, uncut, awesomeness.