36 Houston, TX
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My self-summary
Honestly what can you type here that anyone is actually going to believe?

I am awesome...that is all.

Just kiddin...but not really.. - So Im pretty much down to go to any sporting event with the exception of Nascar. Im sorry but its just not entertaining...Independence is a huge turn on. Raised by my grandparents, so Im a little "old school" in regards to how I was taught to treat women. Not sure if thats a positive or a negative. While I havent done a lot of it lately, I love to travel, and am 100% ready to go to Vegas whenever anyone is wanting to go....Seriously..I'm down...Im in...lets go..

Stock Questions
1)Educated - Yup Good Ole U of H
2)Funny - I mean, Have we met?...oh wait..we haven' the funniest person you don't know
3)Financial Stability - Well, I do have a few scratch offs in my truck..No seriously...Im good, I have plenty of stock in Enron and Worldcom.

While I am fully capable of both cooking and cleaning, I have yet to find a reason not to pay someone to do these things for me. I spot clean throughout the week, but the cleaning ladies make my house smell like they look like they do on the pine-sol commercials. I live downtown in a city that has some of the most amazing restaurants in the country...why would I spend:

2 hours grocery shopping
1 hour cooking
2 minutes and 35 seconds eating
1 Hour of staring at dirty kitchen
2 more Hours completing pointless random tasks so that I dont have to do the dishes

I mean I dont know how much my time is worth, nor can I math...but by my calculations, I actually make money by going out to eat.

I do enjoy grilling, and cooking almost anything Italian.

Other awesome things about me:
I love movies..even the ones that make me think they are a war movie, but just turn out to be some weak ass love stories where sh*t occasionally gets blown up. (Stupid Pearl Harbor)
I sometimes ramble - See above
I can justify just about anything that I deem worthy or awesome...This includes alcohol induced walmart purchases and avoiding things that suck

Im sure there is plenty I could type here, but lets be honest..if actions speak louder than words, then typing some crap in a little white box cant really be worth much...right?
The End
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever I want...Isnt that the point?
I’m really good at
Being awesome, kissing, googling, procrastinating, being a badass, filling out online dating profiles, talking shit, sleeping, and math....ha..just kidding I can't math for shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
You would have to ask them.. I would assume my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - All
Movies/Shows - Waaaay too many
Music - Anything that doesnt sound like the devil screaming at me while trying to eat my soul
The six things I could never do without
Italian Food
My pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If penguins have knees
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting for you to finish getting ready so we can go eat..hurry up!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Midgets both fascinate me and scare me a lill.
You should message me if
you think you can handle this much pure, uncut, awesomeness.