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wtfitsmason

26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
http://i.imgur.com/8ZqZQYN.gif

Nerdy and/or geeky women make me swoon. Honestly though you could extend that to anyone that embraces their eccentricities or is just generally passionate about something.

I've got a pretty offbeat, pop culture-centric sense of humor and I absolutely LOVE it when someone can catch some of my more obscure references.

I live for making and enjoying music, and though it's been too long to really consider myself a singer anymore it's always on my mind and I try to keep in shape vocally.

I dabble in photography, but I don't consider myself a photographer.

I enjoy fancy beers, some current favs: Sierra Nevada Celebration, Breckenridge Vanilla Nitro, Southern Tier Warlock. Believe me though, I'm perfectly happy with a Lonestar or Tecate in my hand. Also bourbon, lots of bourbon.

My favorite activity is restaurant roulette, I make it a point of trying new food or a new restaurant as often as possible and suggestions are greatly appreciated.

I want to be Andrew Zimmern one day (minus the crippling drug addiction) and I'll put literally anything in my mouth.

I'm a big believer in intelligent design, and by that I mean I love IKEA.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied Computer Science at UT, now working in game development and hoping every day that I made the right choice trading money for passion. The idea is to make sure I don't end up as a disgruntled programmer in a cube Office Space style and so far it's going pretty well.
I’m really good at
Singing, though maybe not a style you'd be interested in hearing. Someday if I'm still in Austin I think I'll try for Conspirare, a lofty goal for sure but certainly worth a shot.
The first things people usually notice about me
headstrong and cocksure

or is it the other way around?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Been reading a lot of pop biographies lately, and I recently finished American on Purpose and Bossypants (Tina Fey's book), which was fantastic and taught me a ton about feminism with a side of giggles. Also just started House of Leaves, wish me luck with that. My FAVORITE book though? Def Sideways Stories from Wayside School. When I'm feeling particularly geeky I'll bust out The Silmarillion.

Recent jamz if you have spotify, suggestions welcome:
http://tinyurl.com/cttj6ez

Older list:
Big Freedia, Kimbra, Childish Gambino, Metric, Flying Lotus, St. Vincent, Beirut, Animal Collective, Battles, Architecture In Helsinki, The Avalanches, Bjork, Beach House, Clipse, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Digitalism, Eric Whitacre, Fever Ray, The Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Ghostface Killah, Hercules & Love Affair, King Geedorah, The Knife, LCD Soundsystem, M83, MF Doom, Nas, Passion Pit, Prefuse 73, Queen, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Viktor Vaughn, Yo La Tengo

Film: Kubrick, Luc Besson, Darren Aronofsky, Hayao Miyazaki, Kinji Fukasaku, Takashi Miike, Tarsem Singh, Christopher Guest, Christopher Nolan, Joseph Kosinksi, Ridley Scott, Spike Jonze, Both Coppolas, Fincher, Fernando Di Leo, Wes Anderson

Blade Runner Final Cut if I had to pick a #1.

Girls, Ru Paul's Drag Race, Sherlock, Lost Girl, Dexter, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Archer, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec, Simpsons seasons 1-10, Arrested Development, ST: TNG, Trailer Park Boys, Doctor Who.

As far as food goes, if it won't physically harm me I will try it. Some favorites though: Any assortment of Nigiri, Tabouleh, Hummus, Chick Peas, Garbanzo Beans, Ceviche. My absolute favorite restaurant is Justine's Brasserie.
The six things I could never do without
Music
kitties
my mom
bacon and bacon flavored products
a good pair of headphones
the perfect bloody mary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if it was possible and even fashionable for women to grow full and lush handlebar mustaches
On a typical Friday night I am
maybe out, but if I'm in it's really not the end of the world.

Depends on the friends I'm with, but I frequent draught house (the pub not the theater), the east side (RIP cheer up), sometime's rainey street. If it's up to me, Side Bar -> Barbarella or a master pancake show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing pop songs to cats with some of the lyrics replaced with kitty, fluffy, whiskers, precious, chubby, etc etc.

Once I came home drunk and made jorts with my safety scissors from elementary school.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're an adventurous eater (not necessarily a foodie, but willing to experiment). This does NOT exclude vegetarians/vegans

You read all that shit I wrote up there and want to say something more than, "hay gr8 profile wanna chat?" - also keep in mind I get a ton of messages that open with that jokingly

You can rock 90s goth

You're interested in going out for texting and scones

You strongly identify with Liz Lemon/Tina Fey, The Bad Wolf, Wendy Davis, Leslie Knope, Claire Underwood, Lauren Bacall, Audrey Tautou, Yolandi Visser, Sloane Peterson, Shannyn Sossamon, Zooey Deschanel or Joan Holloway.

You're this girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

You're well versed in internet pop culture

You can teach me to be a better feminist

Romance with regular smokers (as in when you're not drinking) is tricky for me, but we can still be buddeez. The last thing a woman in Texas needs is another man concerned about what she does with her body.