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wtfitsmason

27 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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http://i.imgur.com/8ZqZQYN.gif

Native Austinite aka unicorn, AMA

Geeky women make me swoon. Honestly though you could extend that to anyone that embraces their eccentricities or is just generally passionate about something they love.

I've got a pretty offbeat, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes dark sense of humor and I've gotten better lately about cutting down on pop culture references (my references are out of control, everyone knows that)

I live for making and enjoying music, and though it's been too long to really consider myself a singer anymore it's always on my mind and I try to keep my voice in shape.

I dabble in photography, but I never considered myself more than amateur photographer, and I've been slowly cutting back on expensive gear that wasn't seeing much use.

I enjoy fancy beers, some current favs: Sierra Nevada Narwhal, Ballast Point Victory at Sea, Southern Tier Warlock. Believe me though, I'm perfectly happy with a Lonestar or Tecate in my hand. Also bourbon, lots of bourbon.

My favorite activity is restaurant roulette, I make it a point of trying new food or a new restaurant as often as possible and suggestions are greatly appreciated.

I want to be Andrew Zimmern one day (minus the crippling drug addiction) and I'll put literally anything edible in my mouth.

I'm a big believer in intelligent design, and by that I mean I love IKEA.
What I’m doing with my life
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Got a CS degree at UT, now working in game development and hoping that I made the right choice trading money for passion. The idea was to make sure I don't end up reenacting Office Space and so far it's going pretty well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, though maybe not a style you'd be interested in hearing. Someday if I'm still in Austin I think I'll try for Conspirare, a lofty goal for sure but I miss being a small piece of a massive harmony
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
headstrong and cocksure

or is it the other way around?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Been reading a lot of pop biographies lately, and I recently finished American on Purpose and Bossypants (Tina Fey's book), which was fantastic and taught me a ton about feminism with a side of giggles. Also just started House of Leaves, wish me luck with that. My FAVORITE book though? Def Sideways Stories from Wayside School. When I'm feeling particularly geeky I'll bust out The Silmarillion.

Recent jamz if you have spotify, suggestions welcome:
http://tinyurl.com/cttj6ez

A top few:
Big Freedia, Bonobo, Kimbra, Metric, Flying Lotus, St. Vincent, Beirut, The Avalanches, Bjork, King Geedorah, The Knife, LCD Soundsystem, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and anything that sounds like 80s electro-pop

Film: Kubrick, Luc Besson, Darren Aronofsky, Hayao Miyazaki, Kinji Fukasaku, Takashi Miike, Tarsem Singh, Christopher Guest, Christopher Nolan, Joseph Kosinksi, Ridley Scott, Spike Jonze, Both Coppolas, Fincher, Fernando Di Leo, Wes Anderson

Blade Runner (Final Cut) if I had to pick a #1.

Ru Paul's Drag Race, Hannibal, Sherlock, 30 Rock, Archer, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec, Simpsons seasons 1-10, Arrested Development, ST: TNG, Trailer Park Boys, Doctor Who, Firefly

As far as food goes, if it won't physically harm me I will try it (see: scorpion shot). I couldn't live without seafood, and my absolute favorite restaurant is Justine's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
kitties
my mom
bacon and bacon flavored products
a good pair of headphones
the perfect bloody mary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if it was possible and even fashionable for women to grow full and lush handlebar mustaches
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
maybe out, but if I'm in it's really not the end of the world.

Depends on the friends I'm with, but I frequent draught house (the pub not the theater) and the east side. If it's up to me, Side Bar -> Barbarella or a master pancake show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing pop songs to cats with some of the lyrics replaced with kitty, fluffy, whiskers, precious, chubby, etc etc.

Once I came home drunk and made jorts with my elementary school safety scissors.
You should message me if
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You're an adventurous eater (not necessarily a foodie, but willing to experiment). This does NOT exclude vegetarians/vegans

You read all that shit I wrote up there and want to say something more than, "hay gr8 profile wanna chat?" - also keep in mind I get a ton of messages that open with that jokingly

You can rock 90s goth and/or dress like Wednesday Addams

You're interested in going out for texting and scones

You strongly identify with Carrie Brownstein, Liz Lemon/Tina Fey, The Bad Wolf, Wendy Davis, Leslie Knope, Claire Underwood, Lauren Bacall, Audrey Tautou, Yolandi Visser, Sloane Peterson, Zooey Deschanel or Joan Holloway.

You're this girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

You're well versed in internet pop culture

You can teach me to be a better feminist

Romance with regular smokers (as in when you're not drinking) is tricky for me, but we can still be buddeez. The last thing a woman in Texas needs is another man concerned about what she does with her body.

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