New life in Edmonton! It's going to be a page-turner. Feel free to read as much as you want. I enjoy writing and wrote out things that interests me, and hopefully you too to start up a conversation :)
Note: This profile contains many instances of randomness, monkeys, and spontaneous expression. Reader's discretion is advised.
Preferably with a smile.
What I’m doing with my life
What would you like to eat? I'm learning to cook. What's fun in this world? I'm exploring everything. Sometimes I wonder how to train monkeys to make sushi and fly planes. Well of course it's only a matter of time! I'm a fun-loving guy and I seek positivity everywhere I am. Break down those mental barriers and the world will look so much more awesome. Conclusion: glorious meals will be made and invitations will be sent to dine with my monkeys and I. You'll definitely ask for seconds.
I’m really good at
Spontaneously busting through walls shouting "OH YEA!!!" ... no wait...that's Kool-Aid... I love to run though. Sweat is fat crying. Also love swimming, skiing, and staying fit in general. You gotta take care of your body! I like playing chess with my little brother, teaching him strategy and game. Can't wait for the day he actually beats me. (Edit: He beat me. *proud tears*). I constantly have music in my head and find myself humming throughout the day. I like to think I play tennis well, but the balls usually go more vertical than horizontal. I joke, I kid, I love it when I laugh so hard it hurts.
The first things people usually notice about me
My impeccable ability to rock sunglasses like a movie star. Spotlight baby. I find the good in everyone.
Oh, and I have good posture. And beautiful toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cakes, desserts, and exotic fruits. Pastas, sea food, and bbq ribs. I'm a HUGE food lover, so a girl that knows how to cook gets big points! Dean Koontz novels, I love. Suspense and thrillers. I'd read anything interesting in my hands, but sometimes I prefer to create life through my pen. Love movies, and I watch often, but not that much at cinemas. Movies are for comfort- at home. Going out should be interactive.
I love a creative mind. Imagination! Things that make me smile, laugh, jump, dance, feel alive and go muahahaha!
Music! I play a few instruments and I want to learn the guitar next when I get the chance. Making music is an ecstatic feeling.
The six things I could never do without
I treasure strength.
Provocation, curiosity, and originality.
People who open the world who are bright, funny, well-read
joyous. Creators, doers.
I need humor in my life. Creativity. A sense of fun and adventure.
The ability to feel, to smile and laugh in every joy, comfort, and
And I value the monkey typing this for me. He's learning quick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to grow my business, how to enhance my livelihood, how to think like a leader. Been reading a lot of good books on the subject, and it's funny how I also think about the people I attract in my life...
You: you're ambitious and confident. You're charming and sociable. You're strong in front of others, but willing to confide in me when needed, just as I would too to you. You have great ideas on how to make life feel like a blast, so what are you waiting for? Lets combine our ideas together and have the time of our lives :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting ways to take over the world. Ideas are welcomed. Or a good story. I like telling stories as much as I like hearing them, so have the courage to speak up. Don't hold back. I'll listen and think you're crazy no matter what you say. Therein lies the fun. Promise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Publicly shaved my head once because of a bet. Then I convinced two others guys to do it with me. That was fun.
If our meeting were to originate from this site...well that wouldn't be a very interesting story... so I'm willing to create a lavish story about how we met. Excuse me while I let my mind run wild... Let's involve sun showers and great big forests, getting chased by circus monkeys and funny fellows in golf carts, making apple pies and big messes, fancy cocktails with unusual names, dancing in the night, and slow, passionate kisses... Yea, I'm a dreamer.
You should message me if
you're not afraid to get off your ass and meet new people. Let's have some fun. You can rest when you're old :)
I hate you. Let me think. Maybe not. Who can hate that smoldering body. That intoxicating scent. That charming laughter. That enchanting smile. You picked a lemon? Throw it away. Lemonade is overrated. How about the simple water dripping in the desert, the elixir of life? And you, you are delicious, brave, sweet. But I know you can get lonely, as can I. I know you can crave companionship and love. Passion and adrenaline. You deserve the heart of the ocean, the sorcerer's stone. The pot of gold at the end of the fucking rainbow. So take the sword in the stone, the fountain of youth, the power of the sun. Embrace the blackness of the night in which you are taken away. Take a breath and make the plunge, for I am the captain of your soul.